Dad I am gay

>Dad I am gay.
What would you do?

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its ok to be happy son, at least youre not a homosexual

time flies when youre a faggot

I have no son.

well at least you aren't a tranny

I would probably disown any faggot kids.

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Congratulate my son on choosing the ultimate MGTOW.

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Son is this a mother fucking JOJO REFERENCE?

>"I know, son. You look like a total faggot."

Hi Gay, I'm Dad.

sorry that me fucking your ass made you gay son

I'd break out a car battery and some jumper cables.

I think my car battery is having a fit, help me out will ya?

*gets the clamps*

Everyone already knows, stop acting like you coming out is a revelation you flaming homo.

This . He looks like a faggot, no way anyone would mistake him for a normal person.

hello operator get me Micheal Pence

>Dad I am gay
Who are you?

WHAT?! I DID NOT RAISE NO FUCKING FAGGOT. I AM GOING TO BEAT THE FAG OUT OF YOU

hug

How would you not know at that point

Dont talk to me or my wife ever again

kek this is the correct answer.

"I figured that out years ago, it is why I am literally pissing away your inheritance so you are left with nothing, much like my genetic legacy"

kek

The one good thing about Alzheimer's is that you might live to see the day you forget that your son is a queer

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"Mr. Pence would like to have a word with you, son."

*kiss*
"Dad, what the fuck"?
Hang my head in shame and go masturbate furiously to furry porn.

>What would you do?
Call Mike

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...so am I

Fuck him so hard in the boi pucci that he never wants to go near a dick again.

Gay men have been marrying woman and having children for all of human history.

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Do you understand?

Take this cancer back to/lgbt/ where it belongs son.

And SAGE.

All memes asside, This is the proper answer.

*Whips out taser*

>well the beds right there faggot

ohh man this is horrible...

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Cool, just don't bring your boyfriend into my house unless I explicitly say so. My house my rules, that's too much for you? stop sucking dick and get the fuck out

We need to get you help my son, let me call Pense

>Your son asks you if he can talk with you about something
>You sit down with him
>"Dad, I'm gay."
>........
>"Just kidding"
What do?

back slam him

>Dad I am gay.
Fuck off, faggot, nobody cares. Find a wife and have children. After that, sodomize to your homo heart's content. That's why I'll either have no chilluns or at least 3 to have some spares.
Btw, how do you realistically treat faggotry, since it's an advanced form of fetishism and thus connected to the "self"
>inb4 bullet

Kek. Best one so far.

You didn't have to tell me, you look like a faggot. Now leave.

Gay

fake and transsexual

fix your fucking font rendering 'rico that shit nasty

They look like jews so its gooooood.

"You're adopted. Now get out of my house."

No shit, now get out of my house bug chaser.

Then who was dad?

Make him suck an entire carton of dicks so he ends up hating it

Tell him that with that haircut he had already told me he was gay.

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not care since by virtue of having a good dad they won't be promiscuity faggots

its a vm for shitposting not really looking for A E S T H E T I C S there.

get der feck out a here ye foken sissey

Wanna watch JJBA?

>Son say "Dad, I'm gay."
>I do a quick 360° away from him.
>*Teleports behind son*
>*Drives knife through his stomach*
>Looks like you're CUT out of the will, you heinous homo.
>*Moonwalks out the door*
>*Shamone! Yee Hee*
>Faggot, are you OK?
>(you've been hit by)
>(you've been struck by
>A smooth criminal)

Kind of silly to ask this, as most of Sup Forums will never feel a woman's warmth and reproduce.

>Pity, I hoped for grandkids.

And then just invest everything into my next hetero kid.

Dad? How can I be a dad when I have no son?

Why did you sit me down in front of a camera to tell me this? Quit acting like a faggot.

This. cut off all ties.

Why is this even a question? This is why you should have two boys just in case what turns out to be a dud.

He looks so broken.

How can I be a son, when I have no dad

KEK

Thats fine. if you come home with a nigger im disowning you.

my dad was gay, but he turned straight after he met my mom, they've been together for 27 years now

Into the gas chambers.

get sad

but it could be worse, he could be a liberal

>mrw

Suck his dick

>That's okay son. Hop in, let's go for a ride.

kek

>Who are you calling Dad?

It's ok son, at least you're not a faggot like OP.

Who the fuck are you calling dad? I don't have a son anymore

Tbqh I would be terrible disappointed and very uncomfortable with the fact my own flesh and blood is likely getting kebobbed by some BBC, but I would want him to be happy I guess so I would just keep my mouth shut about it and say good for you.
That or plug him into my electrical socket and shock the gay away

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How would your son continue your legacy?

It's my son, I'd say that it's fine and that I love him whether he's gay or not. Of course I wouldn't be happy about it but I'd keep my mouth shut about that, it's not like he chose to be gay.

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k

wouldn't happen

no one is born gay. either the homosexual was molested (if you're a good parent, you won't let your kid be molested), or you played Cyndi Lauper records around the house and bought your boy pink dresses to wear

you have the power to create a heterosexual child, with a 100% success rate

I had a whole set of gifs like that, do you happen to have the rest?

I'd tell him to move tot the USA where they have a faggot loving president.

Son, are you time traveler?

be dissapointed and force him to fuck a girl so i can get granddaughter/son

keep believing that Sweden, he had ZERO choice.

It's not like the Marxists got to him and made him question himself to such a degree you could have made him think he's a ... wolf.
> Pic related.

Beheading.

Someone please post this greentext

Find my son a nice young woman and after some intimate female contact hopefully he realises that it was just a phase, if that fails then I don't know what to do other than feel sad.

Might not be a good idea.

TFW Muzzies are based about this kind of thing

Thanks man, I will.

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