*blocks your path*

>*blocks your path*
>you muffucka white boi my niggaz said u voted for trump. Hope yo white ass iz ready to meet yo maka u racist muffucka. Imma pop a cap in yo head white boi

What do, Sup Forums?

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Back to your containment board OP

W-wait wait I have a black gf

>"holy shit they give out free KFC right there, look!"
>disarm the nigga by teleporting behind him

...

hello my fellow black, would you like some finna kinda pizza?

But Jamal, I am your father.

just lie and say something like
"...but I voted for Hillary"

Let me tell you about the jews.

...

Bix nood desu senpai

"sup foo,nah mane you got it wrong im dominican, there aint now way i voted for that lil' bitch shieet might as well be mexican with Señor Trump over there"
*proceed to lie and defuse the situation"

Just say 'then who pays your welfare?' Bix nood will mufugga in confusion and I escape into the light

Oh hello Mr. Negro I am latino therefore I cannot be racist.
>proceeds to architect their genocide

Run off or beat the shit out of him since I don't live in a shithole where you can get guns

Im mexican retard. Im still a trump supporter tho.
#EDUCATEYOSELF

This. God, its great to live in a gun free country

YOU DARE POINT A GUN AT A MODERATE MUSLIM!?!?

ALLAHU AKBAR

*tips fedora*
*teleports behind your*
*beheads you with Katana*
Nice try kid

I voted for Hillary.

>can get guns
>somehow thats bad
leave it to the britbongs to fuck it up, can't even buy a fucking knife.

*in heavy russian accent*
I didn't vote trump. I'm not even USian.

nigga be thinkin that i'm connetted to russian imigrant mobsters
and all russians are mobsters just like italians
so he wont fuck with me

Why is this black so racist?

turn into a surfboard

it's the smartest tactical decision

Yo brotha. Nice BB gun you have there. Now piss off before I call in the boys and we give you nice pair of cement shoes and a free bath at the docks.

NAH LADDEH
AHM NAHT EVEN IN THA COUNTREH LEGALLEH, AHM ONE OF THEM ILLEGAL OIRISH DONCHA KNOW. SHAMROCK SHAKES N' LEPRECHAUNS JAMAL

"I swear to God I didn't vote for Trump, I think he's an orange oompa loompa"

Ha ha ha! Little did you KNOW I'm behind THREE layers of white te privilege! This fight was over before it began boy, check yourself for another decade before you mess with me!

>SHIIIEEEEEEETTTTTT Nigga, youse be takin' our women too?
>It ain't enuff fo' youse honkies to steal muh 40 acres and muh muthafukin' mule nigga youse gotta lock up da blakman 'n' still his choco-woman too

***pop pop***

>nother busted up cracka

truly outrageous post

I'm not a racist. Neither is trump but go ahead and do it, and prove the real racists right.
(rolls persuasion)
Wait to see if I get....
If not offer the guy a beer at the local pub.

not gonna escape, call him a nigger right before he kills me

But I'm not even from the US...

If you kill me, I win.

...

Stab him with a knife, get his gun and sell it afterwards.
Cuck. Your ancestors would be ashamed

wait and say nothing.

If he shoots. I die,

If he talks, I know he isn't going to shoot so I can walk away.

Pleeease help Captain Sweden!!!!

libs can git it too

Pull out my legal CCW?

>gun right way up
>held with both hands

he's probably some kind of crypto honkey

Riddle me this, nig. Why do you have so many kids out of wedlock?

I'm English, you dopey gollywog.

*teleports behind you.

>wait up homie. I'm a black albino
>dem white devils sucked the blakc outta me

*teleports behind you*

Nothing personnel nigga

The nigger has no balls to pull the trigger. I have nothing to worry about.

*freezes time*
heh, time has stepped, kid
*throws million knives at you*
*unfreezes time*
pshhh..... nothin personnel.....kid

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yup, that's a gun pointed in my general direction. I bet you're wondering how I got into this situation, huh?

>Be me
>CCW a S&W 45 and a bb gun
>throws bb gun at nog
>nog scrambles for bb gun: oops I lost my "Trump" card
>pull out S&W45
>2 in the chest, 1 in the head
> gets away with murder

>ey yo homie
>that my briefcase?

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>not telling him it wasn't personnel

That's clearly scottish

Turn 360 and walk away

...

The safety is on.
The safety above his right thumb should be pulled down if he wants to fire.
So i just rush him and take advantage of his surprise when he cant shot.

Wonder how a nigger with a gun can say so many sounds without saying a single english word.

retarded south africa as usual

Become a new story and the reason this guy is hunted by the police I guess. I'm no quick draw McGraw.

*starts to speak arab furiously*

>Turn 360
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