This women comes up to and sticks a poisoned needle in your arm

This women comes up to and sticks a poisoned needle in your arm.

What do you do?

die

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Grab her by the pussy

FPBP

Kiss her passionately like it's the last time in my life.

I wonder what the other girl was wearing.

This. I mean, really. What else can you do.

Story?

oh I forgot
*tips fedora*

remember when people with aids would run up to people in the streets and inject them with their own blood? shit was great

>What else can you do

Take the bitch with you

Kill her before I die.

black guys still do this in crowds in NYC all the time

>Not dedicating your life to building up an immunity to all poisons

Wew lad, it's like you want to get assassinated by some bored looking millennial chick.

Who is she?

People with AIDS should be exterminated.

In the ambulance Jong-Un said they had put a cloth over his mouth. It's unfortunate that even the media can't get the route of poison administration correct. I hope the autopsy reveals what poison they used.

>remember when people with aids would run up to people in the streets and inject them with their own blood? shit was great
Mexico really is a bizarre world.

Who is she? Quick rundown?

Why does she have LOL on her shirt?

LOL

Part of a team of ladies who offed Kim Jong Nam (Kim Jong Un's older half brother, and should have been heir apparent)

She walked up and either injected him with some shit or they rub some hard core plutonium shit on his face/eyes and poisoned him that way.

Give me a rundown on this girl

Call her a cunt.

knowing NK the 2 ladies are already dead

Some people are just monsters.

are you guys fuckin serious i don't want to believe this is real

Tell her to stop doing that.

Edmund?

Take her driver's license out of her purse and then go to a hospital for treatment. If you react to HIV exposure with medication quickly enough then you can be cured. With the driver's license in your possession, you can now pursue legal action against her for medical bills and/or pain and suffering etc.

That's a man.

i mean if you're gonna just walk up and kill someone with no fear of being caught, you'll succeed 100% of the time

Go down swinging.

Grab her by the arm, pull her in, and whisper in her ear that I don't want to die a virgin.

Mithridates pls. Don't you have some Roman legion to fend off or something?

Does this actually happen

in fact, when I say it like this, the count of monte cristo is the true redpill

I'm going to dedicate my life to reading the history of mankind's knowledge and acquiring various immunities and resistances

Did that actually happen

>mfw Mossad fucked up
>mfw they didn't dress her with shirt saying "KEK"

#LOLNotOutGod

When I was a kid living in NYC in the 90s I remember hearing it happen. A few times. Also finding needles while playing in Central Park....fun times I miss the old New York.

Thank her for doing what I could not.

I'd fuck her violently with a chainsaw.

o fug is she the one that assassinated Kim's brother?

Wew, i pity amerifats.

I wouldve thought that since hes so close to the great leader he wouldve had security with him

Do nothing because everything Malaysian is incompetent. They couldn't even save the guy from a weak curable poison because Malays are so goddamn lazy and incompetent

Knowing Malaysia they're still at large

Kek

I FEEEEEEEELLLLLL FANTaaaaaAAAASTIC
HEY hey HEYYYYyyyy

probably lol

If her shirt said LOL on some level I would find it funny.

Kek

singapore bringing the bantz on malays but they correct bantz

malays are subhuman animals, i kick them out of the pool cuz they wanna swim with their dresses on, fucken dumb mudshits

That's not a woman, look closer.

>her

>she

Anyone need help translating this? Fuck ill do it anyways:


first panel: 13th. 9am. (time at location)
Kimg Jeong Nam approached by 2 women while using a self checkin machine at the Kuala Lumpur airport.

Bottom 1: 13th. 9am.
Kim Jeong Nam. While using self check-in machine for a 10am flight to Macao, approached by two unidentified women.

Bottom 2: The women take his back and then spray his face with a substance suspected to be poison. (The weapon is either a poison dart, needle, spray, or cloth but has not been confirmed which)

Bottom 3: After the attack, Kim Jeong Nam complained of headache and dizziness and was helped by the information desk but died on the way to the hospital. The two women took a taxi and fled

wait, they got away with it!??!

thanks for the translation korea bro

UNCOMMON

YOU GUYS

just had an idea

Any gangbangers out there should just fucking poison there rivals

Get ya hoes ready, seduce the competition at da club, and (stick)

Done and Done

Sometimes i wish i was born black in the city. I could honestly run that shit

That was totally unnecessary. The pictures speak for themselves. But thank you anyways Worst Korea.

Can anyone give me a quick rundown?
Did Kim Jong-un's brother get stabbed with a poison needle by some tumblrina?

cum and start farting

I heard one of em was arrested today, so I guess this diagram was made before that.

Funny thing is the news here doesnt care much at all about north korea lol....... we're sending 90% of the male population for 2 years or more to the army and we forget we are at war.

Too busy with petty politics surrounding our presidential election smear campaigns with fake news. Currently, the most socialist candidat is at a strong #1 position and stuff was leaked that proves he was in cahoots with our enemy. Sound familiar?

she was a qt

I mean like they say honestly there aint shit going down in the world these days... Just look at Sup Forums today. Grasping for straws

Sigh. Guess i'll call off and go to the beach.

Text me me up when that damn brakes or they impeach trump or something

Shoot her.

Lol that's understandable. I keep coming here for some breaking news but I think it would be healthier to get our minds off of this mess for a bit.

Oldfag detected.

no, dont listen to these tards. This shit would hit the national newsif it happened

Die, dumb shit.

Malaysian authorities and emergency services are a fucking joke. I thought this was established after their 2 planes got rekt/missing

I remember it on the news many years back except people were putting needles hidden within gas pumps. Could be fake news for views but I don't think the media could've dared to harm gays in anyways with spreading that around.

>y-you too, h-heh...

the aids/hiv virus dies the moment it comes in contact with the air. Putting aids blood on a needle or blade and hiding it for someone to get poked or sliced wouldn't do anything because the virus would already be inert/dead.

Aids is harder transmit than the fake news would have you believe.

>LOL
I'm dying

Punch her right in the pussy

>I seriously hope protestors start doing that.
>I want riots and fun stuff on the news again

>That story and fantasy gave me a semi-boner.

Take it out and ram it into both of her eyes

Probably die lol

>Oh nos someone irl knows I'm into bdsm

Not true.

We couldn't find a fucking plane.
What makes you think we can find 2 koreans who would likely blend in with the chinks.

I'm gonna die anyway so I rape her

thanks for the translation

...

They were CIAlinas. Or PSIAlinas.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

thanks

>woman

Rape until one of us dies

BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPFFPFPFPFFPPPTPTPFT

do you think she had sexy asian assasin tatoos all over her body?

LOL

...

The world is seeming more and more like a big joke each day

you the worst

Just watch out for needles in pockets when you go try clothing in a shop..

We must pray for the last remaining Kim brother. Long Live Chol.

Cave her head in and then die.