What happens here?

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Biggest straw bale in the world!

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Corn, meth, and suicide.

Iowa - 1 Medium sized city, Ok Medical College, and corn.

Nebraska - Corn, 1 small city, and meth.

Kansas - 1 Medium city, ok Physics University, and corn.

South Dakota - Nothing. Biggest export is alcohol, made from corn. Some Farming.

Source - From MN

These two stallions plow all the women, they find antiques and they smoke that Iowa kind bud.

Iowan here. Ask me anything.

Hows Iowa City? I got drunk in a motel there once. It was like getting drunk in Brainerd.

White people enjoying fresh air without muzzies and niggers.

Have you ever seen Mike Wolfe or Frank Fritz?????

Your food is grown there.

More accurate Image.

Nothing much besides Nebraska's naval operations.

rural and suburban retards who don't know great presidential material when they see it.

In most of Kansas, nothing.
In Wichita, standard city with surrounding burbs' stuff, though quite a bit cheaper than most.

As above,
Meth really is an issue.

Have you been building up a collection of Americana over the past 50 years or so? If so, then Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz may pay you a visit one day. The Midwestern pickers travel across America in search of rare artifacts and national treasures that they can buy from the collectors they visit and then sell in their antiques shops or, in some cases, put in their personal collections. They often have to dig through boxes or piles filled with items that have accumulated over the years, which are often located in such places as barns or spare rooms in the owners' homes. While the guys are willing to buy pretty much anything old, their particular interests include items having to do with the auto industry and classic toys.

Nuclear arsenal, STRATCOM, Leavenworth, bunch of farmers and Middle America.

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Corn, tornadoes, being really fucking flat.

really sorry, wrong file

White people's safe haven.

>t, South Dakotan

Eastern Iowa has pavement apes from Chicago moving in like a plague. Stay out we are closed!

I live in Iowa City. It's a very nice town, for the most part.Your opinion on the place changes a bit once you live there. It's a center of absolute filth and degeneracy downtown, full of pride parades, drunk freshmen, aggressive hobos, and professors that think it's still the 60s. That being said, the standard of living is extremely high, public services (police, fire, transit) are comparable with much larger cities, anywhere outside of the immediate downtown isn't bad at all, and it's the most beautiful town I have ever visited.

Saw their truck once. To be honest, they're not really a big deal at all. Most people in the state don't know about them, or wouldn't care if they did. Iowa has a somewhat peculiar subculture that is very anti-celebrity/open display of wealth or power.

Corn and nuclear missiles.

Everyone is still decent to each other.

double jew combo

Seems nice. I've always wanted to just live out of a camper van in a cornfield somewhere.

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

When God gives the US an enema, that is the insertion point.

it's horrible, don't ever come to kansas

especially if you're from california or new york

nuclear missile silos and alien spacecraft being held in underground bunkers

Nothing it's absolutely terrible here please never fucking come here. Tell all your friends. Fuck off.

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This, its a flat fucking dust bowl

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too many trees

Peace and quiet

Small towns are still 99% white. You can come, but expect it to take at least five years before you'll be accepted. Even if you live here for fifteen or twenty years, people still will look at you as an "out of towner". It's funny, sometimes, but true, unless you happen to be lucky enough to have a last name that's common in the town. Then everyone will just assume you're a long lost relative.

/K/ansas here. AMA

We have god-tier hunting and gun laws, if you're in to that sort of thing. There's nothing to see out west but the people there are cool.
If you're in to coffee shops, performance art, dressing like a cuck, and being an insufferable faggot, then Lawerence is the containment zone for that sort of dumbshittery.

dont worry about it

fuck off we're full

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Iowa is actually beautiful in many places but don't tell anyone - we are full and closed!

The Flint Hills are gorgeous, by the way.

Is there even anything to hunt in Kansas?

iowa city is a liberal shit hole, you may have fun there for a day or too but really it's shit, the layout of the city, the college is just chicongoans who are poisoning iowa

The flat patchworked fields looks better imo.

tfw you'll never sit down with these two and discuss old automobiles while drinking a fine craft beer

>the most beautiful town I have ever visited.

you need to get out more.

>FRANKIE!!!!!!

Nuclear missiles and grain.

some of the most fertile farmland in the World...and some of the dumbest rednecks in the country.

>the most beautiful town I have ever visited

Don't come to Europe you'll have a meltdown

I've been to that trail. The loess hills are the one and only beautiful place in iowa don't lie

Here's the rundown on Iowa. Much of north central Iowa is controlled by big ag and the water and air is bad, illegals working for places like Tyson. Eastern Iowa is ok but too many libs in places like Iowa City. Central Iowa is ok, Des Moines area (suburbs only) is decent. Western Iowa is highly conservative and most of the people are based if they aren't meth addicted. Southern Iowa is Missouri-lite.

>from nebraska

All we do is drink, make good homemade food, fight each other and smoke dope.

I have. Been to most of Europe, as well as almost every state in the continental US. It's just a preference.

Wrong. Most of the state is beautiful outside of the I-35 north central corridor. You must be from MN.

Omaha actually. Please name one other area of Iowa that has any natural beauty to speak of.

lelz, rednecks

you take the fucking "Iowa test of basic skills" in grade school.......iowa state had one of the first computers ever made, iowa state was also one of the major factors in the development of the nuclear bomb.....

you are dumb

Mississippi River area, all of NE Iowa, Ledges/Boone area, Dolliver State Park, just to name a few.

bullshit, the first pikes peak is in NE iowa, before the colorado famous one, boone has a great state park, ledges....... there are so many awesome lakes in iowa it's better than minnesota (not for fishing but close) but warmer climate

>deer, quail, pheasant, turkey, ducks, goose, fucking antelope
Yes

east and north omaha are shit, and that ghetto in south o

the white flight is real in omaha, the west is the only fucking good place to live

Upper Kansas here, non native-

nothing. Its basically like living in the andy griffith show but with fewer qts. Also everyone in Nebraska i do business with has a fucking retarded name
>Kaden Worsherbeinger

I'm Mike Wolfe, and I'm Frank Fritz, and we're pickers. We travel the backroads of America, looking for rusty gold. We're looking for amazing things buried in people's garages and barns. What most people see as junk, we see as dollar signs. We'll buy ANYTHING we think we can make a buck on. Each item we pick has a history all it's own. And the people we meet, well, they're a breed all their own. We make a living telling the history of America. One piece at a time.

Too many branches and not enough corn

One is Iowa, the others are corn.

where in KS?

not that it matters, my town is 30 miles at min from anything

the fuck is that thing in the middle of the image?

90% of my business happens there.

too much interesting landscape.

Pittsburg, southeast corner. We're getting a casino.

like over half of CO looks like that too

>driving from western CO to southern Missouri
>on a single road for 500 miles or so
>no cell reception
>didn't see another car the entire time
>didn't see a single tree till mid kansas

breaking down out there would be nightmareish

we're miserable

we're poor as shit

fat as shit

addicted to heroin

the streets are overrun with feces

we have nothing to do

it's so boring. you'd hate it here. never come

I do business with the Watco terminal in Pittsburg

I am as north as you are south. Topeka is the nearest "civilization" and its probably at least 2 hours away

can't wait to leave where i am, but the money and experience too good right now. I think i just sold an instrument to the hs in pittsburg last week actually

farmland and depression.

If you're a farmer you like it, if you're not connected to farming in any way you are probably doing drugs to escape the crippling depression

Holy shitsnacks, I used to work there about 10 years ago.

Nebraska here. Nothing, just people wasting away as we work. We go to church and relax, every once in a while something interesting might happen.

Its a small and cozy life, nobody has super big ambitions. It's how you would imagine it, the heart of old America.

The big city are not immune to liberals, but we generally don't care what they do.

NE>IA>KS

>tfw no weed or blow hookup in my town bc no friends

honestly a little pot and this would be the best place ever. low stress, good money, everythings dirt cheap, no blacks, no crime, comfy, bowling league, community band

>NE>IA>KS

the last 3 people i had to contact in NE didn't speak a single word of English. Tobias NE i think, whats up with all the spics up there?

He's right.
People are pretty extra here in Kansas

Do your friends and family come to CO a lot? I meet of Nebraska folk that come here to shop

I live in western Iowa. My state is important in the national elections, as it's a swing state, but over 90% of the people are still white, so that's nice. This state alone produces the most of our country's corn, hogs, soybeans, and eggs. The other states you're asking about also produce quite a big portion.

This is right in some ways, wrong in others. The sizes of the cities are mixed up. Each state's largest cities' populations is as follows:
>Nebraska - Omaha - 410,000
>Kansas - Wichita - 380,000
>Iowa - Des Moines - 210,000
>South Dakota - Sioux Falls - 170,000
There are other smaller cities in each one, though, so the states' total populations are as follows:
>Iowa - Just over 3 million
>Kansas - Just under 3 million
>Nebraska - Just under 2 million
>South Dakota - Just under 1 million

This image is pretty accurate for most of these areas in early spring / late fall / some parts of winter. In the summer, most of what you'll see is corn and other crops. In the winter you'll see a lot of snow, especially in the north. But sometimes it melts away to reveal an ugly brown-yellow until spring comes again. I fucking hate winter, but the rest of the year is perfect imo. Sometimes it's crazy, though, especially in spring. VERY windy that time of year, and in the month of May, at least where I live, you can have a blizzard one day and pass 100 degrees F the next. No exaggeration.

This is right for some areas and wrong for others. The Midwest gets a lot of shit for having boring, flat terrain, and it largely is. We definitely don't have any mountains like they do out west and to some extent out east. But as for the states OP listed, there are some very hilly/cliffy areas, with the most dramatic of them being in western South Dakota. Here in Western Iowa, there is hardly any flat ground. You're always either on a hill or in a valley, and can't see very far because hills are blocking your view.

Small world, user.

Yeah, it's nice because its only like a 8 hour drive.

The Fed for some god forsaken reason think we need refugees and 'immigrants'.

Nuthin' to sez

To sum it up,
>if you're driving through these states on the interstates, it's going to be boring as fuck (and oftentimes ugly as fuck).
>If you're living in one of these states, you're going to be out of luck if you're a cityslicker, because none of the cities are that massive. The vast majority of the area is rural.
>You're going to be out of luck if you're a hiker or outdoorsman, because while these states aren't densely populated, they're covered in farmland. Very little natural areas still exist. The further west you go, the less this applies, however.
>If you like nice weather, you're out of luck. Kansas I'm sure is much more mild in the winter, but it's cold and windy and no fun at all in the other three states for half of the year.
>If you like being surrounded by white people, you ARE in luck. Just stay out of the cities and larger towns because hispanics tend to congregate there.

I know more about the agricultural side of things than the manufacturing or tech side, but I'm sure some stuff happens in the cities that people in other parts of the country encounter regularly. Nothing really horrible about this place, but nothing especially exceptional about it either. Don't pity us, but don't be jealous either.

Meant to post this to show where you'll encounter flat areas and where the terrain varies.

stay out of the midwest
we're full

top kek

>That feel when my whole state is considered mountains and hills.

This. Shitstain Cali cucks are already ruining Colorado.
Stay the fuck out.

Which state?

World class upland bird hunting
Deer, pronghorn, bison, turkey

New Hampshire

>they're covered in farmland. Very little natural areas still exist.
Actually farmland and prarie looks pretty much the same.. Field of wheat vs field of soybeans

Good working class white people.

Those numbers for Wichita are wrong, btw.

t. Wichita resident