enter church > see this > what do ?

> enter church > see this > what do ?

...

Join them

>Join the church
>Deus vult

Deus vult

Ask them why they are getting swole to swing those swords and wear that heavy chainmail for the upcoming 4th crusade

aren't*

Do the islamic call to prayer at the front of the pews

Convert to Catholicism.

...

Geez, I dunno.

ALLAAAH AKBHAAAR

>explodes

Found the right place me thinks.

Run home and fetch deus vult sword. This looks like my kind of church.

>templars

it's a mere boy's club, all they do is check dick size and drink beer!

bend to my knees and shout i have fapped to traps and interacial cuckholding forgive me

...

So it begins...

"Deus vult, frater"

Ave Maria!

>upcoming 4th crusade
You don't know much about history do you?

right in time

quickly go to my seat

I am obviously late

>Whispers "Deus Vult"
Take a position at the rear wall to listen.

Everyone on this board is historically illiterate on the Crusades

>impylying the specifics matter
Deus Vult-ing is a natural and potent response to enemy invasion.

Yeah if you're 15 and use the Internet

/thread

>women are allowed there now

Would decapitate them all in the name of god and assume control of the order.