> enter church > see this > what do ?
enter church > see this > what do ?
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Join them
>Join the church
>Deus vult
Deus vult
Ask them why they are getting swole to swing those swords and wear that heavy chainmail for the upcoming 4th crusade
aren't*
Do the islamic call to prayer at the front of the pews
Convert to Catholicism.
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Geez, I dunno.
ALLAAAH AKBHAAAR
>explodes
Found the right place me thinks.
Run home and fetch deus vult sword. This looks like my kind of church.
>templars
it's a mere boy's club, all they do is check dick size and drink beer!
bend to my knees and shout i have fapped to traps and interacial cuckholding forgive me
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So it begins...
"Deus vult, frater"
Ave Maria!
>upcoming 4th crusade
You don't know much about history do you?
right in time
quickly go to my seat
I am obviously late
>Whispers "Deus Vult"
Take a position at the rear wall to listen.
Everyone on this board is historically illiterate on the Crusades
>impylying the specifics matter
Deus Vult-ing is a natural and potent response to enemy invasion.
Yeah if you're 15 and use the Internet
/thread
>women are allowed there now
Would decapitate them all in the name of god and assume control of the order.