Weekend predictions from Kek ITT

Weekend predictions from Kek ITT

Trump gives many higher-ups in the intel community the oven.

Pizza gate arrests finally happening

The dam breaks, Podesta gets arrested and Hillary dies

Someone in the Clinton family dies of a stroke.

australian genocide tomorrow

The Emus shall rise again!

Scandal related to Olympics in South Korea

Trump becomes the god emperor of the universe

reroll, but add more liberal corpses

reroll, but all left wing ideologies will be wiped out from the universe

reroll, PS how many rolls can you make

The Trump Reich will last a thousand years.

Romanians and Italians become the new roman empire

OP will suck a fat cock

queen dies

Antifa labelled a terrorist organization.

being a woman becomes illegal in Japan and best Korea absorbs worst Korea

Donald Trump will die in jail

Checked. HAHAHAHAHAHA didn't see that coming.

Real lols become legal
Sex rates go up in America and Japan

I do not have to go back

But you do, luchadore

There will be a legitimate fascist leader of America.

Trudeau falls.

Well then

I guess I'll be back tomorrow.

These vacations can't last forever

Your welcome to comeback anytime.

Shooting spree at Nintendo's Japanese HQ

Nothing

Thank ya home slice!

#MediaLiesAgain will trend this Friday at 12:25am CST.

Dam will collapse in one week.

HE WILLS IT

Trump sheds light on the CIA traitors

checked

Poor guy builds drone army - no one knows about it until he takes out Antifa in a spectacular battle royale.

And everybody who tweets that fucking hashtag will end up in a Shareblue database.

Impeachment process begins.

Shills shall rejoice.

checkem

Fuck off with this copypasta you shill.

czeck'd

Good God!

You do the work of KEK

Checked your check

Check your check checking a check

...

Trump shoots down a Russian jet, triggering WWIII.

Fucking check 'em.

This is the weekend we finally nuke China

Do you have any idea how many databases you yourself are already on?

Who gives a fuck.

praise kek

The use of magic will become common place again.

PRAISE KEK!! REMEMBER TO SAVE THE DATE!!
ALSO QUEEN ELIZABETH II IS KILL!!

Oroville dam breaks and kills 6 gorrillion californians

This weekend, I (a Sup Forums wizzard) finally lose my 37yr old virginity!

grats user

May your penis be hard with KEK power

Shit.

What other countries operate Russian jets?

Stephen Colbert will be kill

Germanophilia becomes the next trend,
everyone in the world starts upvoting historical Hitler speeches and posting them on pornhub

...

reopening 9/11 investigation

BreKeKeKeKeKeK

Milo will rip Bill Maher a new one

Podesta and the IC informant are arrested on the same day.

Kek vult

To a man

hes not real

George Soros will become broke
Dues Vult

More (((deep state))) happenings exposing the jew

Iran

High level arrests

>WWIII it's actually a 3 day war

>It was Hillary who personally shoot the jet

>BLM commits mass suicide

Massive BLM Suicides

Syria

Plane Crash

checked

the deep war is named

nuclear war

Very high-profile "popular Italian food" arrests made.

Gimme 'dem numerals!

After the civil war breaks out this year...the Sup Forums party becomes the largest milita

Liberalism is the new redpill, all we've fought for has been a waste

Too fucking close

Civil war in America starts and so does holy war in Europe.

This is true

If digits, I convince my wife to let do a 3way with her gorgeous co-worker.

Soros dies, Podesta and Clinton get arrested, Trump and Putin destroy ISIS, shills finally BTFO

John Podesta Arrested

every user's waifu becomes real

talk show hosts will die

Trump wins

Trump gets shot with a paintball gun

He punches the guy who shoot him in the face right in the guts

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fuck off

Checkd and kekd
SHADILAY BROTHERS

Thoth.... THANK YOU!!!!!

Miley Cyrus gets violated by a Syrian rapefugee

CALIFORNIA FUCKIN REKT

I will get some mad pussy

New executive order in immigration. This Friday afternoon

Leftist lose their shit.

maybe next time, I'm still holding out hope

Iran undergoes a new revolution and brings back the government it had before it became Shariastan

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