Be me

>be me
>history major
>forced to take literature classes
>look at reading list
>1st semester:muh evil british empire
>2nd semester:muh evil racist 'Murica
>lecturer is a libcuck
>wants to zombify us by his propaganda
>even cries when we analyse a poem about a nigga who got killed
>cries about Trump' s victory every lecture
So the question is, how can I trigger him the most. As we will talk about queers next lecture:))))

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winners strike the head, not the tail

preserve your principles while not exposing them to attack without cause

can you not drop the class and take Nordic literature or something?

I went to a school that has a "cultures" requirement and signed up for an American linguistics class (I know) that turned out to be taught by a rather svelte negress who unironically insisted ebonics was a language. dropped that shit immediately

>So the question is, how can I trigger him the most.
No, the question is, why are you wasting your college education?

If learning History was your goal, majoring in it was the worst thing you could do to achieve it. Learn your interests on your own time. College is for earning a practical degree, not pissing your years away arguing with (((professors))).

Do they really teach this shit in Norway too?
Fuck, they are expanding.

Start presenting horrible quotes from communists, Africans, mexifats, jews and mudslimes. Ask him what he thought of them and then tell him who actually said it.

The White Man's Burden: The United States and The Philippine Islands (1899)

Take up the White Man's burden, Send forth the best ye breed
Go bind your sons to exile, to serve your captives' need;
To wait in heavy harness, On fluttered folk and wild—
Your new-caught, sullen peoples, Half-devil and half-child.

Take up the White Man's burden, In patience to abide,
To veil the threat of terror And check the show of pride;
By open speech and simple, An hundred times made plain
To seek another's profit, And work another's gain.

Take up the White Man's burden, The savage wars of peace—
Fill full the mouth of Famine And bid the sickness cease;
And when your goal is nearest The end for others sought,
Watch sloth and heathen Folly Bring all your hopes to nought.

Take up the White Man's burden, No tawdry rule of kings,
But toil of serf and sweeper, The tale of common things.
The ports ye shall not enter, The roads ye shall not tread,
Go mark them with your living, And mark them with your dead.

Take up the White Man's burden And reap his old reward:
The blame of those ye better, The hate of those ye guard—
The cry of hosts ye humour (Ah, slowly!) toward the light:—
"Why brought he us from bondage, Our loved Egyptian night?"

Take up the White Man's burden, Ye dare not stoop to less—
Nor call too loud on Freedom To cloak your weariness;
By all ye cry or whisper, By all ye leave or do,
The silent, sullen peoples Shall weigh your gods and you.

Take up the White Man's burden, Have done with childish days—
The lightly proffered laurel, The easy, ungrudged praise.
Comes now, to search your manhood, through all the thankless years
Cold, edged with dear-bought wisdom, The judgment of your peers!

- Rudyard Kipling.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_White_Man's_Burden

Ask if you can also learn about the ottoman empires swathe of brutality. Or china's history with "workers".
Or the fact that Africa has more blacks enslaved than the US ever did.

We bring technology, farming techniques, tools, skills

And we get people hating us in return

It's an endless loop. We don't help, they cry for help, then they cry we don't care and we're terrible people

We help, they cry they aren't in power, they don't have as much as white people do, they aren't as successful as people who helped them.

Then they want us out, they want to get rid of every single one of us.

We move out, they fall into a shithole 3rd world country, whites prosper, and then the cycle continues

Why can't you just accept, oppressing and colonizing a country had negative impact too. Positive impacts too were there but twisted towards you. Marxism came into to end the vicious cycle of oppression.

transexuals are mentally handicapped and the degeneration of the sexes marked the end of great societies

Spend the whole semester making far right points, don't spout pro nazi crap but do say lots of pro imperialism stuff, read plenty of 18th and 19th century stuff for arguments and inspiration.

When it come to actual assignments and exams, write the most liberal bullshit you can. If the lecturer confronts you on it just give the biggest shiteating smirk you can.

goodreads.com/list/show/27688.Ron_Paul_s_reading_list

FREEDOM. UNITE.

wear a maga cap

>pretend to agree with him
>get good grades

>sperg out Sup Forums ideas
>get bad grades

I wonder.

Tell him about that one nigger who made slavery legal in the US and tell him there is more black slaves right now in African than there ever was at any point of American history.

>teacher gets fired
oh no

In their defense, the British Empire was pretty damn evil.

When non whites say "Whites are evil," they really mean "Anglos are evil."

Where do you study? What are your job prospects with a history degree?

Literally the only thing you can do with a history degree is become a history teacher.

Unless you're really lucky, you can sign on as an expert to an archaeological dig or something. But that's like 1 in a million.

We shall never go to the loo, we shall poo in the streets,
we shall poo on the seas and oceans,
we shall poo with growing confidence and growing strength in the air,
we shall shit on our peninsula, whatever the cost may be,
we shall poo on the beaches,
we shall poo on the landing grounds,
we shall poo in the fields and in the streets,
we shall poo in the hills;
we shall never surrender to the porcelain god, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this peninsula or a large part of it were civilised and toilet trained, then our migrants beyond the seas, bellys fully of curry and onion bajis, would carry on the struggle, until, in God’s good time, the africas, with all its open defecation and shittyness, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old

That's not true, my sister got a degree in history and became an English teacher

Pajeet has a point tho

History studies in universities and colleges are a scam and a shameless brainwashing program. If only I could count how many times traditionalism and Christianity was derided throughout my studies. It's ironic that the history department, who focus the most upon past and traditional societies, are the some of the most aggressive criticisers of traditionalist lives and how societies have worked in the past. A word of advice: only study something you can't make a personal value opinion on, this will make you far less likely to be given propaganda or brainwashing.

>>be me
no shit, you retard
>>history major
turn back while you still can, history is not a profession, it's a hobby

Civilising you was a mistake

Not worth it.

You're at college to get a degree, not to engage in other people's ideas.

Keep Wooly out of this board.

He's a honorary white.

that sounds reasonable, but the teacher will hate him and grade him badly nonetheless

History major........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHABAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHA.What a waste of oxigen you fucking faggot.

I was an English Lit major. My "American Lit." teacher was a "Cherokee" (99.999% white) who wasted my entire semester preaching her racist, anti-white, misandrious point of vew on the western movement. I tried reporting her to the university board, but she's tenured, meaning she cannot be fired for pretty much any reason ever--even if there were legitimate grounds, the University's academic reputation relies on tenured professors retiring with respectable careers behind them. "Respectable" is defined as completed with no public incidents.

This. He will get insta triggered.

But there were far far more positives than negatives Rajeev.

You at UIO?
If you ever get an assignment pop in some red pills

Hehehe...

It's not worth it. Just play the game and get your degree.

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I love poo in loo's sometimes.