Melania Trump Is ‘Miserable’ as First Lady, ‘Unhappy With How Her Life Ended Up’

>While her husband, Donald Trump, wields his power as president, first lady Melania Trump is struggling with the realities of her new role and the scrutiny that comes with it, insiders reveal in the new issue of Us Weekly. “This life wasn’t her dream. It was Donald’s,” Trump family friend and stylist Phillip Bloch tells Us. “Truthfully, it’s a lot to cope with.”


the struggle is real

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She's the first FLOTUS that we have nude pictures of...thank god.

no one gives a fuck about first lady. It's a useless retarded position.

If you go to the doctor do you ask what the doctor's wife thinks about the surgery?

Do you want a police officer's wife to respond to the 911 call instead of him?

What the fuck does being the public sex partner of someone qualify you for? First lady is a retarded position to begin with.

Gold digging Slovenian whore marries an orange billionaire and bares him autistic children. This was he entire mission in life. Financial comfort and a life in America.

Now the Slovenian whore is under the spotlight and expected to do civic duty and publicly speak, take up causes which is way beyond her tiny whore brain... and also to deal with her Orange idiot husband being scrutinised by everyone in the world for his unpopular position.

Understandable she's not thrilled at the prospect, and probably never expected him to win. So she'll lock herself in her tacky tower for 4 years until he is replaced by a socialist after destroying the conservative right once and for all.

Drumpfy and his million dollar slav hooker miss their gold tower in the city.

>no one gives a fuck about first lady. It's a useless retarded position.
Eleanor Roosevelt disagrees with you. She's the reason why the UN exists to further global human rights, economic equality, and global peace. The UN isn't perfect yet, but it's the forum that's prevented a 3rd world war from happening so far, and also watchdoging nuclear proliferation and nuclear escalation. Roosevelt's wife helped to carry on the creation of the UN after FDR died.

What you're actually saying is that Melanie is useless as a First Lady.

Why are chechens allowed to post again?

She's already done her job, she produced the heir to the throne. Nobody cares what she thinks because we're MAGA.

>insiders reveal

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>insiders

Names.

Names and Job Titles.

Nut up and I'll believe you or fuck off.

> The UN isn't perfect yet

that's a colossal understatement

>struggling with the realities of her new role
she had no 'role', her husband just happens to be a president . being marries to someone of some profession is not a job.
also
>is struggling with the realities
>This life wasn’t her dream.
she never said this and there's no reason to believe this .from my understanding she never was a public figure and she still isnt.

Is the Hungarian government perfect? Is the United States government perfect?

>protip: I'm not Ukranian nor am I in Ukraine, so don't even start with the Ukraine-bashing

>insiders reveal
cmon

>"sources"
>"insiders"
>"officials"

>a wife of a billionaire
>a legal immigrant turned first lady
Yeah no MSM, she's so horribly miserable

>insiders reveal
YOURE
FAKE
NEWS

Her family were commies and threadly reminder that in presidential terms they have served for one hair's-width of a second. This is not good for the Gormpf camp

>UN
Why are you arguing for me?

I takled to family friend and stylist Phillip Bloch and he told me she love being first lady and was never so happy before.
I did, not lying. I am a journalist, so you believe me, right?

yeah i know, nobody cares. Jesus fucking christ, women nowadays. You have a billionaire husband, most powerful man in the world and you still whine about how hard your life is.

honestly, what is it with them

Then why are you using hohol proxy anyway, if you don't want "Ukraine-bashing"?

>Melania Trump Is ‘Miserable’ as First Lady'

Women who got nude in front of a camera for money so strangers can masturbate to their tits aren't "ladies".

They are whores.

FDR happened to have a competent wife. This says nothing about the position of 'first lady'.

>unlisted "insiders"
You know, when Cracked started pumping out those "inside lives by anonymous people, but believe me i swear this isn't made up", i thought that it's a good thing this was an internet only sorta thing

Cause he doesn't want a fight with a random Boris.

You sound like a woman.

what are you talking about?

The strengths and weaknesses of the UN all represent the traits and behaviors of all the member countries themselves. The UN IS all the member countries who are supposed to be cooperating better internationally. The UN has no legal authority to enforce anything, unless the member countries' governments consent. The UN is not a global government, it's global governance, meaning it's just a forum for countries to work their problems out. The failures of the UN are simply the failures of the member states. So bash your own countries, bash your leaders, not the UN, because the UN doesn't exist in the way you think it does.

nice distraction

>insiders

Fuck Ukraine and fuck the UN. I hope Russia glasses your entire shitty country except for Crimea.

Well, her life is in constant danger right now, her name is and will be slandered 24/7, same with her kid.

Another winning lawsuit for Melania, I see.

She was already rich before meeting him tho.

>he thinks we aren't in the middle of the ww3
It's cute.

What she said is just the equivalent to "i love my children but sometimes i don't get enough sleep"

So much impotent rage.
See:

what????? bullshit

first lady has plenty of duties.

>In familiar surroundings, she happily played hostess February 11. It was a conspicuous contrast to the previous day, when the most important woman in Japan was left to tour various spots in the nation’s capital minus the traditional first lady escort. (Both Laura Bush and Obama accompanied Akie on previous visits.) While their husbands talked policy over a round of golf February 11, Melania and Akie visited a Bethesda-by-the-Sea church — where the Trumps wed in 2005 — and strolled around the Morikami Museum and Japanese Gardens in Delray Beach. “Don’t let her smile in those photos fool you,” claims the source. “She hates this.”

she should have been playing host to the japan PM wife. instead she holed up in her golden tower.

>tfw all you wanted was a sugar daddy to help you live a quiet life and now you're FLOTUS

A cold war is not a world war, pussy. This is a cold war, Cold War 2.0. Real world wars are fought in 'total war.'

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_War_II

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Total_war

This shit's so stupid, she literally doesn't have to be involved in anything and has obviously chose to recuse herself of most of it.

The first lady literally has no duties!

You're forgetting ISIS, dear.

It's a waste of time and resources since nobody listens to it. All it does is promote the shit culture in Africa by funding their stupidity.

she has to put up with security, attacks on her kid, and every time she tries to make money she will be called out(rightfully).

she doesnt want this

The world is not at war with ISIS. ISIS is an American/Israeli intelligence invention used to fight proxies wars and serves covert purposes. This is cold war, not total war, hence why it's not a world war.

I'll express my hatred of the Ukraine to anyone, be they Ukrainian or not. Terrible shithole of a country that doesn't deserve to exist.

>The world is not at war with ISIS.
Are you suuuuure about that?

The UN is garbage. The US, and any other self respecting country, should reject it outright

>All real wars are total wars

You can't actually be this retarded

yeah but getting married made her super rich instead of regular lame and poor everyman rich.

gotta have ambition man even if one is already at the perceived top.

By the way, this cold war is still US-led West vs Russia. Russia is not a Western ally, never has been, never will be. It's only a matter of time until we finally go to total war with Russia, if the UN (all the member states) fail to work their problems out through diplomacy in UN.

ISIS was trained, armed, financed, by the West/Israel to fight against Russian geopolitical influence in the Middle East. Yes, I'm sure the world is not at war with ISIS. This is a cold war against Russia, fighting Russia without total war, using proxies like ISIS and Al-Qaeda, which is also a Western invention.

You're the retard.

>implying implications

World wars are ONLY EVER total war. This is a cold war:
See:

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limited_war
You literally said that most actual, physical wars fought throughout history are not real.

And I'm the retard? Russia should just take any chunks of you they want. Don't worry, if they invade it won't be a real war.

>Implying the FLOTUS matters now that we have Ivanka as FDOTUS

Libshits BTFO'd.

I'm talking about the difference between world wars and cold wars, retard. The two world wars have only ever been total war. How dumb are you to not understand the implications?

Well, I think you're wrong. The world is at war with ISIS. And that's that. :3

>by US Weekly Staff

Reported for misusing digits

The term "World War" is only bound by the number and dispersion of its participants, not the war goals or means by which those goals are achieved

Let me guess, you're a Sephardic kike.

>Ivanka

Her name is Yael now.

>Before her wedding, in July 2009, after studying for over a year with Rabbi Elie Weinstock from the Modern Orthodox Ramaz School, she converted to Orthodox Judaism
>took the Hebrew name "Yael"
>She describes her conversion as an "amazing and beautiful journey" and that her father supported her studies from day one, due to his respect for the Jewish religion
>She attests to keeping a kosher diet and observing the Jewish Sabbath
>"We're pretty observant... It's been such a great life decision for me... I really find that with Judaism, it creates an amazing blueprint for family connectivity."

Stop posting plastic coal burners you fuck

Shill spotted. Back to Tumblr faggot.

says who?
Meanwhile she fucking encouraged Trump to run

Yeah and I'm telling my Illerminaty buddies about you. You need to die, you know too much. :3

Understand the context of why I'm saying what I'm saying, you retard. I hate when random dumbasses enter into a conversation and don't understand the context, then pick out one statement and try to imply implications.

This dumbass just said world war 3 is happening , it's not, it's a cold war. World wars are only ever total war. There's never been a limited war world war. Also, ISIS and other stateless groups are simply being used as proxies by superpowers. The world is not at war with these groups, these groups are used to fight proxy wars for superpowers. If some random Muslim decided to express his anger at gays in the West or decadent Western people in general, it doesn't mean the world is at war with them, that's called 'blowback' in intelligence jargon.

This is not World War 3 yet, this is Cold War 2.0. The American-led West has yet to actually engage in war with Russia. THAT would be a world war, if total war is involved. We haven't even engaged in limited war with Russia yet, more proof that I'm correct.

Why the fuck would a hot woman marry a lowly shitstain of society?

Stop watching Chinese cartoons.

This sounds accurate. Who needs a dossier when you have common sense

Her real problem is that she can't do coke 24/7 anymore lmao.

You are incorrect.

It is a WW3, dude. You're just too afraid to admit it.

She's realised power is actually pretty pointless if you're the kind of person who doesn't care about it. She's still just a trophy for a fat old man.

She simply yearns for the good old days of good coke, good vodka and hardbody fukbois deep-dicking her for hours.

Butthurt roastie.
You projectin to much sweety.

>Insiders

More made-up bullshit by millennial feminist interns at some women's mag.

Fuck off.

>UN exists to further global human rights, economic equality, and global peace.
>global peace
Chochoł pls educate yourself before you talk.
You forgeting who was bombarding the fuckin Kosowo or who stole land from Palestinians.
I hope UN will bring peace to you too.

A jealous and bitter roastie at that

>Fan fiction being posted as news

I thought fake news was a meme.

Does anyone actually give a single fuck about one of Trump's disposable wives anyway?

>NOBODY DETECTS THE EASTERN / EUROPEAN PROXY SHILLS
do you faggot really believe a slav has any kind of strong opinion this shit and takes it -this- personal? also they don't write like faggots. holy fuck get your shit together anybody who replies to this seriously.

Yup Klaus, that's some eastern euro samefaggotry right here, I tell you h'what

Maybe she didn't realize the full stress of the job?

>obvious newfag
Pro tip: Google Obama's momma nude.

Came here to post this

>can have literally anything you've ever wanted
>never have to work again
>miserable

This smells like FAKE NEWS

Obama didn't marry his mother. Stop projecting your Oedipus complex onto others.

She wasn't FLOTUS though

MORE LIKE DRUMPF AM I RIGHT GUYS?! GEEEETAR SOLO! IN YOUR FACE AND EXTREME! IT WAS HER TURN DOODZ!!!! FUCK YEAH!

I think they must have Melania confused with Michelle.

Further from being pointless, it is actually a tremendous weight for someone who doesn't want it.
Imagine some days just wanting to wake up and lay around, do nothing, not have responsibility. Now you cannot. The entire world is scrutinising your every move and you are constantly required to attend functions, give speeches, stay up to date and active in world affairs. Obviously Donald has bore this responsibility his whole life and is used to it. If she was just along for the ride, it must be very mentally taxing on her, realizing the situation she is in.

>article written by Buzzfeed Staff
Is this a joke?

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>Years of living as you describe
>Suddenly has a "job" with responsibilities
>Press scrutiny, death threats, etc.
I doubt that this article is dealing in facts, but it's not crazy to think that Melania was happier before Donald became president.

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sage

Do slav women care about that shit?
Dont they just whore themselves for the money?
Also i dont thinj any president is ever "happier" in office

The UN is a globalist organisation that shouldn't have been created.

Also this narrative is and has always been bullshit. Women love power and men in power. kys virgin.

That's because she's being bullied on a national level by both grown men and women . Didn't ms obama have something to say about bullying?
I think it's time to turn this into a feminist and bullying issues hashtag

The independent newspaper has just done an article on trump saying calling him nuts when you mean bad is a cunt ish thing to do.

I think there is a lot of mileage in these issues

good old "sources"

anyone else find the left completely pathetic?

podesta emails, confirmed by multiple democrats as real - "WIKILEAKS ISN'T TRUSTWORTHY"

sources confirm their bias - "SEE I TOLD YOU SO"

pathetic beyond words

imagine the left's outrage, when the right responds in kind following the next democratic president

because clearly nothing is off the table