Brit/pol/ - Comfy Mog Edition

>Bercow aide reveals Labour bias, controversy rolls on
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4227188/Speaker-John-Bercow-caught-new-row-Tory-MPs.html

>Nutall caught out using emotionally manipulative lies; UKIP in collapse
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/paul-nuttall-ukip-hillsborough-claims-lynda-roughley-stoke-by-election-a7580616.html

>Bank of England to keep using meaty fivers, now tenners too - despite fiat currency on brink of collapse
theguardian.com/business/2017/feb/15/bank-england-retain-plastic-5-note-vegan-protest-10-animal-fat

>UK-EU citizens threatened in EU exit negotiations
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4222618/EU-hit-Brexit-ejecting-expats-report.html

>Lord D.ubs amendment abandoned by May falling well short of intended aims
huffingtonpost.co.uk/harriet-blackmore/child-refugees_b_14736966.html?utm_hp_ref=uk

>UK Church of England is splitting further over report on gay marriage
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38982013

>Fear the hackers! 'Restrict all freedoms as neccessary' says Queen
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38964996

>May has no plan for UK energy mix, unable to respond on nuclear
belfasttelegraph.co.uk/business/news/theresa-may-ducking-concerns-about-future-of-moorside-nuclear-power-station-35454148.html

>Air pollution at breaking point - EU slams UK
independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/air-pollution-final-warning-european-commission-uk-breaches-failure-latest-environment-16-areas-a7581191.html

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=FHG2oizTlpY
youtube.com/watch?v=oN2Xs-MvxLw
theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/16/tory-frontbencher-greg-hands-hints-remove-john-bercow-speaker-trump
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/feb/15/yes-donald-trump-is-a-monster-but-his-agenda-isnt-all-bad
twitter.com/britainelects/status/832204095658266628
yamaha-motor.eu/uk/products/motorcycles/hyper-naked/mt-09.aspx
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

youtube.com/watch?v=FHG2oizTlpY

youtube.com/watch?v=FHG2oizTlpY

youtube.com/watch?v=FHG2oizTlpY

Let it go.

youtube.com/watch?v=oN2Xs-MvxLw

youtube.com/watch?v=oN2Xs-MvxLw

youtube.com/watch?v=oN2Xs-MvxLw

Battle lines being drawn over Bercow

>theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/16/tory-frontbencher-greg-hands-hints-remove-john-bercow-speaker-trump

who is this Tommy Robinson i keep seeing on twitter? seems like a good lad

>guardian have disabled all comments on all articles
kek

He is literally Hitler.

Nuttall to win Stoke

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I started a new meme today

Feels good

Top work

Mine is at a life-sciences company as a technician.

Literally all articles?
lmao

That's half their pageviews gone already. People only go there to argue in the comments section.

Yep, they were a goldmine for retardation, they shall be missed.

Really makes them seem credible, doesn't it? I wonder why they don't want people commenting on articles like this
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/feb/15/yes-donald-trump-is-a-monster-but-his-agenda-isnt-all-bad

>mfw that one has comments
Well shit.

Westminster voting intention:
>CON: 40% (-3)
>LAB: 29% (-2)
>LDEM: 13% (+2)
>UKIP: 9% (+3)
>GRN: 4% (-)
>(via Ipsos Mori / 10 - 14 Feb)

twitter.com/britainelects/status/832204095658266628

Bartholomew Roberts.

Libkip coalition govt soon.

>UKIP below Lib Dem
More confirmation that if they don't win in Stoke they might as well call it a day.

spotted that article, it's the beginning of the bandwagon effect

>first they deny & hate
>then they equivocate
>then they join the bandwagon

normies don't want to be different. massive status quo bias in society

Did we ever find out what was in the bag?

Milky surge

Anyone else feel like they are just going from day to day waiting for some major world event to happen and change everything?

Boris's speech on the result was terrible. He's responsible for the 6 months of blackpill we had to endure. He should've at least acted happy.

poor moggs

yeah I don't really give a shit about anything any more desu just waiting for it all to break down.

I have seen a bit of that video, it was terrible, there is something about her whole demeanour that is just so unprofessional and bitchy.

Stop masturbating and watching porn

It was odd how the guardian's referendum vote monitor page had
Cameron at one end of the bar and Boris at the other.
That wasn't what we were voting on, it wasn't even representative of the campaign, they really must be lapdogs of the elite to participate in that narrative.
>Although when I woke up on independence day it was Boris' cartoon with his arms raised..

It will all come crashing down soon, but make sure to gain some useful skills, get better with using your hands, these skills will be of great utility soon.

Apparently he was upset that Cameron was resigning, and basking in the win would have been pretty bad form considering his colleague was about to quit his job because of it.

Be the change you want to see in the world

I don't see the connection?

>Tfw your only son is transgender
>tfw its illegal for me to write him out of the will since he reported I might remove him to his lawyer, now I will face legal
charges if I write him out for being trans which counts as lgbt discrimination under inheritance law
>tfw Jews win

It's empty. Corbyn is walking home dejected after another unsuccessful attempt to seize the means of production.

>leave him one pound
>the rest to charity

What? You can right whomever you want in or out of your will user. You can leave all your possessions to the squirrel in the garden if that is your wish.

>I don't see

Agreed, at this point it feels like the only positive means for change is rebirth through chaos. Though admittedly it's highly fucking LARPy.
>becoming impervious from criticism purely for being mentally ill
>is it cos I is tranny
Fucking bonkers, you have my condolences.

Maybe in Your place you can

The police came round and explained it to me

does anyone have a link to that video of the guy watching obama saying trump will never be president on his phone then it zooms out to show the guy is at trump's inauguration?

Chanes are you'll outlive her anyway

Low test

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Exactly, why would I even bother going there. The most entertaining thing was seeing people tear apart the articles and writers.

A speaker selected by his party and elected by fucking zero commoner filth is biased? No way. Here's a good idea. Let's have the courts never once look at the laws. Only make them. Yeah. Sounds great

Just had my first bacon sarnie of the year. Delicious!

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Nothing wrong about this

It's to prevent unfair snap decisions. You loved them before they were trans. continue loving them.

Don't love them? That's fine. The state will ensure they receive your wealth at least.

Based gov btfo transphobes

link/source?

Chances of UKIP winning stoke? I bet 50 quid when it was evens and now sort of regretting it

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I don't bloody think that's halal, m9.

Hope it wasn't Danish

Get a lawyer. My paki co-worker became a tranny and his family took him to pakistan and kept him there until he stopped being tranny and hes back now and normal again

ARE NUTT'S HAD A HARD LIFE

I'm still calling BS, wills are confidential agreements. Is your tranny son going to sue you when you are dead, if you write him out the will? Also if the 0.01% chance you aren't lying just release all the equity in your property and borrow as much money you can against every asset you have so he cant inherit anything anyway. Also give me some cash

why do you still have a monarchy
isn't that pretty cucked

Should push 'meaty money' contains pig fat.

is this real?

sick cunt.

Why did you have a black muslim immigrant as president for 8 years
isn't that pretty cucked

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C'mon lad, everyone deals with these kind of situations differently.

The police went to my soliciter
He will inform them if I try to change it

I can't go to Pakistan he's 18 and I've given up at this point. I've already been excluded from both sides of the family because of my opposition to this

His mother already divorced me took half my stuff and lets him live rent free in his own flat

Honestly I would rather have my money back than my son back at this point

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fuk u

>soliciter

Now the prankster has become the pranked

>The police went to my soliciter
>He will inform them if I try to change it
Yeah that's not how police or solicitors work. Also like I said in the minuscule possibility you aren't completely lying leverage all your assets with debt. Also I'm hazarding a guess you are underage and on a bus as you write this post or on lunch break from school

Fuck that made me lol pretty hard.

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This is just amazing karma

>completely different posters

Has YKTD finally fucked off?

why the fuck would it upload that

You don't live in Scotland you know nothing

Who?

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Provisional license just arrived lads. Here we fucking go.

>t.will be probably driving a Fiat Panda for the next 3 years

In posting on this thread under a different static id trip and don't want my tranny son story to discredit me as a poster

whats the shilling with her images today - is it promotion for ghost in s film?

Move to England then or better than that the Caribbean and spend your money. Also you are blatantly on your bus at school because your ID keeps changing

Never heard of him mate

>transphobe so upset they can't believe it's real

This what happens when brit/pol/ tries to act tough in real life

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>normies don't want to be different.
au contraire.
one of the overarching memes of our society is to be a unique individual. One way to grab attention is to be intentionally contradictory.
people constantly pursue said uniqueness with the end result that everyone adopts the same things creating a treadmill of novelty.

it's not 1:1 mappable onto politics but it's there

How much is the bike in pic related?

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Isn't it half term? In the BBC article about the kid that died in Topshop on Monday it said it was on the first day of half term.

Fucking hell lads, a SJW tranny cuck hitsquad just broke through my front door and machine-gunned my apartment. Barely jumped through the window in time. I'm now on the run. Gotta lay low for now, police helicopters are overhead. Gonna break into the solicitor's office tomorrow and change that will if it's the last thing I do.

Internet drama claims yet another victim.

See

I'm just protecting my trip identity and switching my IP

I have a trip reputation to protect

>This is what happens when underage posters don't know the laws and have critical thinking

>MT-09
Have fun on shitbikes for 3 years minimum m8.
Unless you go DAS and end up under a truck in 2 weeks.

Sometimes I think we need another WW2 style event that the entire country gets involved in.
(Naturally I wouldn't be on the front lines, though, I'm going into the civil service to monitor paper production.)

>her
don't legitimise them

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Daily reminder the lib dems will stop the tory snooping on your porn history

a vote for the milkman is a vote for femdom and female ejaculation

>if I reply to myself they won't think it's me

Bomber rimmer confirmed for having a tranny son and being btfo by the courts

yamaha-motor.eu/uk/products/motorcycles/hyper-naked/mt-09.aspx

7.8 grand straight from the dealers, and that's the cheapest version. But I'm spending 2 grand tops so it's way outside my price range.

>one of the overarching memes of our society is to be a unique individual
>tripfag
Really made me think...
(not that you're wrong, mind)

Misgendering is a crime and its soon to expand to online prosecution

Even brit/pol/ will get you arrested