/odg/ Oroville Dam General - Fun day at the dam Edition

Rain and Rubble
Snowmelt and thunder
Let califags huddle
And engineers blunder
Let the waters rage
And the barriers burst
Hail Kek's change
For this land will be cursed.
Wash away the wicked
kill them all
A new world will emerge
Cali must fall
Blow the dam
Praise the flood
Scour the land
With rock and mud.
May the cuck dam crumble
As Kek demands
As it falls it will rumble
Claiming all the innocent lands

> What happened so far
- Main spillway got damaged - because of no maintaining - because Cali thought that they will never have that much water again - because of Muh Climate Change. And they needed the money for illegals.
- They closed the main spillway to inspect the damage
- Because of the closed main spillway, water went over the emergency spillway
- Emergency spillway was in even worse condition and it got BTFO pretty bad
- They opened the main spillway again, so that water doesn't go over the emergency spillway any longer
- Main spillway gets slowly BTFO and half of it is gone. But it is stable at the moment.
- They try to "repair" the emergency spillway because if rain hits hard, water will go over it again (even if they keep the main spillway open) and would rek the dam

> Be careful! There is plenty of old footage marked als livestream!

> Hourly Waterlevel
cdec.water.ca.gov/cgi-progs/queryF?ORO
> Bubbles near emergency spillway!
youtu.be/EqEU2X6yBPk?t=31s
> Pictures
pixel-ca-dwr.photoshelter.com/galleries/C0000OxvlgXg3yfg/G00003YCcmDTx48Y/Oroville-Spillway-Damage
> Webcam from the wrong side
parks.ca.gov/?page_id=29411
> NoFly-Zone
tfr.faa.gov/save_pages/detail_7_3920.html
> RainRadar
accuweather.com/en/us/oroville-ca/95965/weather-radar/331994
> Reservoir Condition
cdec.water.ca.gov/cdecapp/resapp/getResGraphsMain.action
> Wind Map
windytv.com/?39.535,-121.469,12,anCziIF
> Latest Seismograph
earthquake.usgs.gov/monitoring/helicorders/nca/112/latest/

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PRAY TO THE MEGAMI

Thread philosophy
youtube.com/watch?v=cJMwBwFj5nQ

NEW THREAD THEME:
youtu.be/5Ssh23Jl55k

PLAY IT, BASED ZEPPELIN

>spillsways bow to water
>in contact with rain and melt snow
>possess erosion abilities
>control oroville with a watery flow
>owns dams & emergency spillways locally
>direct descendants of the snow on northern mountains
>will provide water for first dams on jupiter
>oroville will be the first dam
>own 99% of californias drinking water on earth
>first spillways will be oroville spillways
>both spillways said to have high flow, such erosion has only existed on the earth deep in the mariana trench & japan
>ancient native scriptures tell of two spillway failures that will descend upon california and will bring an age of underwater cities and dam technology progression
>they own rocks around the world
>you likely have oroville water inside you now
>the spillways are in regular communication with the agencies, fowarding the word of oroville dam
>who do you think set up the meeting between greenpeace and the WNA? the first meeting of the two organisations since their creation and arranged the WNAs leader first trip to sahara to oroville failsafe dam in desert land?
>they learned fluent water engineering in under a day
>other dams entrusted their water to the oroville spillways
>there is no water in the dam, only in the spillway
>the spillways are about 50 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base spillway currently accepted by our society
>in reality, they are eroded beings existing in only a short span of time and space from the big overflow of california
>we dont know their ultimate plans yet
>we hope the spillways are well constructed

OVERCHARGED AND AHEAD OF SCHEDULE

I have my timer going for the MOMENT OF JOY!

Thread inspiration.
youtu.be/cdOGPBnfoKE

x for conductor we have a problem

Reminder: Nothing is going to happen until Saturday or Sunday. Go enjoy your waifus (3d or 2d) and come back Saturday and we will be have some real fun.

How much LSD did he take?

>inflows falling
>outflows rising
>erosion has stopped
HAPPENINGFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

But muh speculation

max was at 902.59ft
currently at 868.31ft
It can't happen at this point. It is dropping very rapidly now
inflow: 16108cfs
outflow: 97024cfs

>"pinocchio" dropped off some "brownies" for the National Guard

What did they mean by this?

>tricking anons into missing the happening
Good idea desu

outflow dropping
is it getting clogged by those giant trees???

gap leaking yet?

I want Aqua to flood me.

brown skinned prostitutes

it means he needs to fix his fucking patch angle...

it is dropping a bit because they said they wanted to scale it back when they were able to to avoid further damage

This explains the amount of water coming out the weep pipes.

0.00000000000000001 bog cents to your account

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THIS IS A FALSE FLAG.

Workers were seen placing demolition charges shortly before the bulk of the spillway "spontaneously eroded"

That pic op kek.

its also going to rain tomorrow

to me it looks like the original photo I used to zoom-in and ratio was edited. It's blurry at where it should connect.. Hrmmmm

Was it russian hackers?

bog bless

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PICS OR IT NEVER HAPPENED

Reminder:
Tomorrow is the 17th day of the 2nd month.
Genesis 7:11

a big photo like that is obviously a composition of many pictures

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How much rain today?

these russian water carrying planes were spotted above Nor Cal last week

I KEEP telling you guys, there is a pre-holocene creeper (PHC for short) underneath the dam, a creature with armor-plating several yards thick, venomous poison dripping from its claws, and a massive mouth with several rows of sucker-like teeth. Its only weakness is water, this is why they have been pushing 100k cfs through the spillway for so long. That hole is where it is boring through, if they drop flow enough it will escape and then we are all roasties.

What the fuck? Is that Bernard Manning back from the dead?

WATER CAN'T MELT CONCRETE BEAMS!

Kek has spoken.

Everything else would be slightly shifted. It's only that segment

well this pretty much confirms it then.

KEK WILLS IT

Could you imagine how amazing it would be to tube down a spillway like that?

Imagine if they made a giant slide like that off a dam, it would be amazing.

weather.com/forecast/regional/news/california-record-wet-water-year-forecast-feb2017

Socal is expecting heavy rain, wind, hail, maybe tornadoes, up to a foot of snow in the mountains... what if they got their big earthquake tomorrow too lol

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maybe they can charge people and then use the money to fix the fucking dam

not like I needed my sides anyway

>dude let's tube down, it'll be gnarly
>tube down
>everything is great until you reach the hole
>suddenly fall down empty air, into a fucking whirlpool
>the last thing you see before it all goes black is two massive yellow eyes, and a row of sucker-like teeth

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geological happenings are too fucking slow

>f5
>55

Drawfag again
my sister sent me another picture, this time it's erosion-chan.
she apologizes for forgetting to add more mud but says that she's going to have mud stockings and they're not in the picture.
My sister is at dance class right now so there probably won't be more updates for a few hours.

look at videos of people doing that in other areas on youtube
it's p. cool

>sucker-like teeth

u wot

noice user now we just need color

Thank you user, you and your sister are doing gods' work, I tried to say so yesterday but the threads kept ending when you posted

This pic is from yesterday. I marked where the spillway used to be to make it clear just how much erosion has occured. It's fucked.

It's stitched, pic related was 15000 originally, sometimes you get those errors.

>he doesn't know

>In the scientific literature, a cephalopod arm is often treated as distinct from a tentacle, though the terms are sometimes used interchangeably. Generally, arms have suckers along most of their length, as opposed to tentacles, which have suckers only near their ends. Barring a few exceptions, octopuses have eight arms and no tentacles, while squid and cuttlefish have eight arms and two tentacles. The limbs of nautiluses, which number around 90 and lack suckers altogether, are called tentacles.

>The tentacles of Decapodiformes are thought to be derived from the fourth arm pair of the ancestral coleoid, but the term arms IV is used to refer to the subsequent, ventral arm pair in modern animals (which is evolutionarily the fifth arm pair).

>The males of most cephalopods develop a specialised arm for sperm delivery, the hectocotylus.

Cute.

The question isn't how much erosion has occurred relative to the whole. The hole in the spillway started like halfway up, meaning anything downstream was guaranteed to get fucked. The question is "Is there continual erosion happening upstream such that the spillway could collapse?" Right now that's not clear.

So, when nothing happens, are you going to reconsider how you evaluate information and reach conclusions or are you just going to continue further down your retarded Alex Jones rabbit hole?

That's what I was thinking, and on top of that, how can they say that erosion has stabilized when they can't see the hole's progression downward? I hate that Gaben fat fuck.

>rain-chan.png
Mater Lachrymarum, Our Lady of Tears. Her eyes are sweet and subtle, wild and sleepy, by turns; oftentimes rising to the clouds, oftentimes challenging the heavens. She wears a diadem round her head.

She it was that stood in Bethlehem on the night when Herod’s sword swept its nurseries of Innocents. This Mater Lachrymarum has also been sitting all this winter of 1844–5.

By the power of the keys it is that Our Lady of tears glides a ghostly intruder into the chambers of sleepless men, sleepless women, sleepless children, from Ganges to Nile, from Nile to Mississippi. And her, because she is the first-born of her house, and has the widest empire, let us honour with the title of “Madonna!”.

DANCING ISRAELIS WHEN?

high resolution pic from yesterday.

>the hillside is gone
>hence, it's no longer being eroded
>we can't see the hole, hence, it doesn't exist anymore
>WE'RE STABLE, BOYS!

Checked. So be it.

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the sad thing is that when everything will calm down, no one will be interested in it and, unless you live around there, there's no way to see what happened

cdec.water.ca.gov/cgi-progs/queryF?ORO
>868 feet
Looks pretty /safe/ lads.

What's the status of the jello situation?

*on

>F5
>55

Meme magic

Mommy put it in the fridgie about an hour ago, but she says I can't have any until I'm a good boy and eat all my tendies

I have two directives from the High Council:
1) Eat your tendies post haste
2) Do not allow her to withhold the jello

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Just woke up and about to check inflows. This is like Christmas morning.

got some bad news

The inflows are low as fuck now reeee

Speaking of inflows
PLACE YOUR BETS!

my sister said "thank Sup Forums for their kind words" and drew this on her hand for you to say thank you for being nice.

She also says that the drawings of rain-chan and erosion-chan aren't in her own sketchbook they're in her friends, so she'll have to colour them tomorrow, but that she'll be able to draw and colour stormchan later when she's home.

She's really happy to be drawing things for Sup Forums "because they're not SJWs like tumblr"

> Dam breaks
> Reveals V2 program
> Deep State confirmed to be A World with No Borders
> US builds Stonehenge
> Strangereal = Earth

15900

28000

So pale. Your imouto sounds pretty based.

37k
13.5V

17k

Who here going to Oroville for the flood gold. The feather river is one of the richest deposits in CA. All that freash exposed bedrock there will be nuggets everywhere. Stake your claim now.

If ID is F1UdPWtQ then Dam breaks and kill all the SJW of Cali

12k

they used to have sensors all over it , maybe they could check if they are moving at all

16700

150k

12.4k

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Schmuel Hydelman seen dancing near Oroville.