PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump w/greatest ally conference 2/15/17
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>Trumps & Bibis 2/15/17
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>Pres Trump+FLOTUS greet greatest allies 2/15/17
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>Trump meeting with Retail CEOs 2/15/17
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>We /wwe/ now 2/14/17
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>VA Sec Shulkin sworn in 2/14/17
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>Pres Trump signs HJR41 SEC rules 2/14/17
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>Pres Trump @ Parent/Teacher conf 2/14/17
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>Sec of Treas Mnuchin Sworn in 2/13/17
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PREV APPEARANCES
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
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FUN STUFF
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
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>Alex Jones gets high with Joe Rogan, redpilling ensues
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>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
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>Donald Trump Emperor of America
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>TrumpBot vs Mexico
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>Shadilay
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INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
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>Inauguration of Fire
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>#TrumpTheEstablishement
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>American Hero
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>TRUMP - MAGA
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>Trump Triumphant
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>We Are The Silent Majority
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>American Comeback Story
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/ptg/ President Trump General - Public Humiliation During President's Break Time Edition
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CNN LINK NOW PLEASE
drinj
Yee
THIS IS THE END
Trump just raped the entire lying press with no lube. Spicer ain't got shit on him.
oy vey drumpf was very anti semetic today
WOW
WELL?!??
TRUMP KNOWS ABOUT THE RABBIS HOLY FUCK HE'S MORE REDPILLED THAN I UNDERSTOOD
THERE IS NO SEMEN LEFT IN MY BODY
Man that was the best thing I've watched all week
Jesus Christ that was a bloodbath
>THIS IS WHAT A REDPILLED PRESIDENT LOOKS LIKE
GOAT
MINE THAT SALT BOYS
Holy Hell....
Good work with the threads.
Brace for impact! The shills are coming! Find salt for our amusement!
I was supposed to be back at work over an hour ago
I don't care if I get fired, I needed that
TRUMP IS A GOD
God damn.
I need a nap after that press conference.
HE TOOK ON THE ENTIRE MEDIA
NONE OF THEM SURVIVED
FOX10 IS SHOWING GREATEST FATALITIES RECAP
Behold, Trump in his true form!
AWOO
>CNN
don't you mean VERY FAKE NEWS
>very fake news
hahahhahahahahaha
OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.
THAT FUCKING LAUGH
A SMILE THAT MUST BE PROTECTED
That was great
>Rothschilds bow to Trump
>In contact with aliens
>Possesses psychic-like abilities
>Controls America with an iron but fair fist
>Owns hotels & golf courses globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Trump One will be be the first city)
>Owns 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Trumps babies
>His brain said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with him
>He owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Trump-Bots inside you right now
>Trump is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Trump bunker in Wilkes land?
>He learned fluent Japanese in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Trump. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Trump Tower.
>Trump is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he is a benevolent being.
AWOO
I NEED THERAPY AFTER WITNESSING THAT RAPE
Us.
MEDIA SALT ALREADY POURING IN
...
That was euphoric
>tfw there's still a rally tomorrow
Trump's spoiling us lads
MAGA OK NP
>this was the most amazing thing i have watched in weeks
Holy shit, that presser was fucking godly, media got eternally fucking btfo by some epic bantz
That's it, that's it. My nuts are dry. I'm shooting dust and cramping now.
I need water and massage.
WE MUST EMBRACE OUR HATRED AND BURN IT AS FUEL FOR OUR JOURNEY
TRUMP'S NEW EO:
>We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these states under the current order.
>In light of recent violations to the separation clause and direct usurpation of Executive Authority, I declare the Judicial branch to be in breach of their duties.
>This order creates a new task force; "The Lion Guard" which shall be a division of the "American Desk", a department tasked with upholding federal law against the Judiciary unconstitutionally intervening.
>Any Judicial member found violating the separation clause is declared a hostile actor and a traitor to the Republic.
How do you respond?
Praise be to Kek that was magnificent
I'll wear my MAGA hat proudly from now on.
Wont lie this whole conference energize me
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HOLY SHIT CNN IS MAD AS FUCK RIGHT NOW
TURN ON CNN
Trump just fucked them in the ass so hard they don't know what to make of it. Pure brutal honesty.
TURN ON CNN
OOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY VEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Holy shit that was incredible
Wonder where all the shills from the past couple days went
PURE FUCKING CNN SALT
I missed ass kicking Trump.
That was the most brutal shitting I've ever seen.
I love it so much
That shit was intense.
what were the highlights of this glorious press conference
Can I get a quick rundown on all the zingers of this madman's idea of a press conference. I think a complilation video is necessary...
THERE WERE NO SURVIVORS
CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP, YA KEKS!
i cant stop laughing. what the fuck was his problem? press btfo
Tapper is really bitching
>ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
It's so utterly sad that Trump is still rallying as president. He has no idea what to do so he is just desperately repeating the things that got him elected like it will fix everything. It won't fix shit Donnie, you're peddling snake oil.
the normies know
JUST MISSED THE PRESS CONFERENCE
HOW GOOD WAS IT???
>This is a taste of the Trump rally on Saturday
I fucking love my president.
Kellyanne is adorable
SHADILAY
BEST BTFO TO THE PRESS IN MONTHS
SHADILAY
sadly they'll get all their anger against Spicer tomorrow in Press Briefing, be ready to support our guy.
Did I just watch a live rape?
Wow! That was a wild press conference
I can't stop laughing. That was fucking amazing.
IT HAS BEEN A FANTASTIC RALLY
ONE OF HIS BEST
...
I was considering whether to go to my school's comedy show tonight, but now I've decided that would be totally superfluous because that press conference already killed my sides.
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CNN SEETHING
People who dont hate their country or themselves.
The was the most real talk I've ever seen from a president holy shit I'm jealous as fuck
ANIME
People thought Spicer was too rough. Trump just eviscerated them.
>among all the noice, and distractions - trump has only eyes for you
I'm blushing
I'M SPENT EMOTIONALLY AND PHYSICALLY.
THAT WAS HIGH ENERGY AS FUCK
>yfw this press conference
Tomorrow as well? Isn't the next on Saturday?
so many redpills
so many bantz
I HEAR THERE'S A WAVE OF SALT COMING
>WHAT HAS HAPPENED SO FAR AND WHAT IS THIS PRESSER ACTUALLY FOR
WHAT HAS HAPPENED SO FAR AND WHAT IS THIS PRESSER ACTUALLY FOR
>WHAT HAS HAPPENED SO FAR AND WHAT IS THIS PRESSER ACTUALLY FOR
WHAT HAS HAPPENED SO FAR AND WHAT IS THIS PRESSER ACTUALLY FOR
>WHAT HAS HAPPENED SO FAR AND WHAT IS THIS PRESSER ACTUALLY FOR
WHAT HAS HAPPENED SO FAR AND WHAT IS THIS PRESSER ACTUALLY FOR
>WHAT HAS HAPPENED SO FAR AND WHAT IS THIS PRESSER ACTUALLY FOR
WHAT HAS HAPPENED SO FAR AND WHAT IS THIS PRESSER ACTUALLY FOR
>WHAT HAS HAPPENED SO FAR AND WHAT IS THIS PRESSER ACTUALLY FOR
WHAT HAS HAPPENED SO FAR AND WHAT IS THIS PRESSER ACTUALLY FOR
Cuomo is trying so hard to disprove him. He's a stuttering mess.
>every time the media gets uppity Trump comes out and cuts them down to size
>literally invokes HEY RABBI WHATCHA DOIN
God is good.
This Saturday rally will be super great.
Yeah, it's called "implying shit", Ben
You'd know all about such tricks
CNN is fucking lying
They need to be fucking destroyed
Can't wait for next week.
I'LL BE A TRUMP SUPPORTER TO MY LAST BREATH
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK
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MOOOOOOOOOOT
Where can I watch this? Link please? The CNN live stream won't let me rewind
HMMMM
What Did gookmoot mean by this?
Reminder that CNN got murdered
wat
>pic
top keks
Jesus christ