/ptg/ President Trump General - Leftists Living In A Childlike Alternative Reality Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump w/greatest ally conference 2/15/17
youtu.be/sUZ4bzUSVPQ
>Trumps & Bibis 2/15/17
youtu.be/Ay7_tP7KdW4
>Pres Trump+FLOTUS greet greatest allies 2/15/17
youtu.be/r-lgBwJpYOY
>Trump meeting with Retail CEOs 2/15/17
youtu.be/Jxq6AOaMo20
youtu.be/jhtN4KLes8w
>We /wwe/ now 2/14/17
youtu.be/IqbyFqDpveA
>VA Sec Shulkin sworn in 2/14/17
youtu.be/4zFV5zBvd1A
>Pres Trump signs HJR41 SEC rules 2/14/17
youtu.be/j-o_RRRlLZQ
>Pres Trump @ Parent/Teacher conf 2/14/17
youtu.be/opufN8wWBoo
>Sec of Treas Mnuchin Sworn in 2/13/17
youtu.be/1tfRJzl87QA
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be/g5xs4vMx-fM
>Alex Jones gets high with Joe Rogan, redpilling ensues
youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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AWOOOOVEMENT

AWOO!

IMPORTANT

AM I:

A) White

B) Island gook

I need to know for the upcoming race war.

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Would you?

>SIDDOWN JEW BOY AND COUNT YOUR SHEKELS

Trump no!

Shills are so BTFO that they have their poor minds broken

>honestly he argues like a lefty.

That's how you win.

Republicans who were "respectable" and used statistics and facts got absolutely nowhere.

This is war, Sup Forums. We are using the Left's tactics against itself. We are no longer going to handicap ourselves against the eternal commie.

Presidents of the past are smiling at the Don right now. The only mad one seems to be FDR, fucking crippled nigger.

Here, this one was tricky

LINK TO FULL PRESS CONFERENCE

PL0X

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user... I'm sorry....

Please Repeal the 1965 Immigration Act

>Trump never called on him

F

Give me your best Children's fantasy franchise and Trump related salt, that never gets old

No on give him any replies or youre all fags.

CRY, SCREAM, BEAT YOUR LITTLE FISTS AT THE GROUND. DOESN'T MATTER - DEPORTATION IS COMING.

Jose and Consuela will be gone by April 1st.

Jews like Schumer himself will be fighting for his life.

They will step down or go to jail.

I'm laughing. Laughing because all the nasty libtard freebleeders out there thought they'd were going to win a great victory but failed to elect their corrupt old crone.

Newsflash, sweetie: you don't control this country. We do.

Fuck YES the Trump administration will continue to knock off globalists one by one.

Fuck YES the winning will continue. The second Trump says anything to Putin, no matter how mundane, Islam is over.

Fuck YES the media will lie, distort, and sabotage their credibility with dozens of hit pieces every fucking day.

Fuck YES it will take his approval higher than any President.

Fuck YES the GOP will give Donald Trump an ultimatum as they see how great 2018 will be: run and get another term, or face imminent imperial coronation, removal of term limits, and start hardcore pounding-up-the-ass of commie scum.

Fuck NO, there isn't jack shit you can do about it.

There will be no popular uprising like the kind that makes your little #Resistance dicks hard. No one is putting their life on the line to attack a glorious sex-master President.

Oh, and sweetie, we're not the least bit concerned about BLM. We know how to deal with Niggers. See: the HUGE Republican majority that came after we absolutely wrecked Barack Obama's legacy.

The deep state will also do as our God Emperor says. They will be forced to hit Islam and Globalists HARD. Expect to see Merkel ripped apart by angry mobs when her despicable country starts to feel the pinch.

You really fucked up helping them attack a great man who won the office and thinking we'd do nothing to THROW YOUR ASS OUT. You should have enjoyed the winning. Now, you will suffer.

I get how Trump is doing alot. but so has every president, look at Obama.

Is Sup Forums really fine with him playing golf every weekend?

YOU ARE FAKE NEWS AWOO

23 and me is only 50% accurate at that resolution.

Whoa, Pikachu is woke.

youtube.com/watch?v=uVVTb3nZssQ

Are the rules that strict? It would be someone from the 1700s.

cancerous

Loved that part.

You are a legend

There was that one news story about Trump would spend time alone exploring the White House, so maybe he did have to find all the bathrooms on his own.

what is the best dna ancestry test to get? im thinking about buying one

*VERY FAKE NEWS

I saw the jew and acosta. Is the rest of the press conference worth watching?

I refuse to believe that dress on Guillfoyle is real
unf

I say you're pretty white. Maybe you'll just get a punch to the gut for something you had no control over.

do you have any Asian facial features?

You would have to be gay not to.

OKay adios Fox I can't stand this one black Democrat who just fucking lies through his teeth.

youtube.com/watch?v=Eqrw2vIvBv0

McCain falls for some Russian pranksters pretending to be the prime minister of Ukraine and discusses sanctions with them, how can this guy be such a fucking retard??

JUST

Just joking friend, you're white :^)

Obama played golf by himself to escape from the Job.
Trump played with a foreign leader to build a relationship.
I remember even the media a few years ago were criticizing Obama for failing to build relationships with other world leaders.

kek

>cnn

Wew

Well? What did they say?!

That shit is haunted af I'd never want to walk through it alone

He's been around the block a few times.

AWO-

Why is Trump still praising Reince?

I sure love donald i'm glad he's against the kik.....

chink

>SIT DOWN YOU FUCKING KIKE, OR IM MAKING MORE SPACE IN THE OVEN
Jesus Raimi, just cause you're president doesnt mean you can say that

Guys is it wrong of me to even contemplate the idea of wanking it to the God Emperor's wife?

Thanks m8

Yes, watch the entire thing it's historic

>...SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
>BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

I miss Andrea

Why do you reddit niggers like him again?

Pikachu is naturally drawn to Mike Pence.

23andMe is great for the amount of medical data they have and the interface is very nice, but I got is a very long time ago when it just started and was around a third of the price.

None.

Rude.

Nice.

Well shit, which is it. I thought Nazis didn't bother too far back.

Oh no, the RSBN AWOO cut the audio stream again!

Yay Donald thank you for bombing Iran!!!

Only one digit off. But the answer is yes.

you're a chink

I like to believe he met and made friends of someone who would normally never ever interact with him.

lol when in doubt call him a jew puppet

Is that why she dances alone?

I love God Emperor and Jews so much!

(((You)))

Based

>you will never have a late night conversation with the ghost of abraham lincoln

Thanks ~
Here ~

The medias questions Obongo :

“Golf, what does it do for you?” – CBS

“I’m wondering if you think that [Republican presidential candidates are] uninformed, out of touch, or irresponsible?” – CNN

“Do you have a vindictive streak?” -NBC

"What has “Enchanted you the most from serving in this office?” – The New York Times

“In this fatherless world, where did you learn to love?” – CBS

“What hard things do you want to tackle at this point?” – CNN’s Jim Acosta

“Are you ready to call yourself the ‘comeback kid’?” – Reuters

“You definitely have some impressive accomplishments….And more than a lot of presidents who manage to get reelected. My question is, is it enough?” – CBS

“Have you given up on the Republicans?” – CBS

“Tell me, what do you consider your major accomplishments?” – CBS

“[W]hat do you think Republicans will be sipping and saying next year?” – CNN

“How do you avoid the dangers of being too cocky?” – CNBC

“How does your golf game hold up next to Tiger’s?” – ABC

While Obanig was bombing Syria, Lybia, Yemen, installing mass surveillance, lying to congress, lying to everyone else, and more and more.

(((media)))

Well shit, show your DNA test then, Mr. I am so white.

Are thick eyebrows /ptg/ approved?

I think we stumbled on a new meme

Gutfeld just said
>RACHAEL MADDOW...HES GETTING NUMBERS

FUCKING
KEK

Shilling is annoying, but low energy amateur shilling is just insulting to the board.

>SHUT YOUR LYING JEWISH MOUTH SHLOMO

Jose :c Consuela :cc

>let me tell you how to win a civil war

>you will never see a president that actually hates jews,niggers,gays,muslims and illegals

this is all part of the plan to get the kikes right where he wants them you shills

YOU MADE RINSFURRY CRY

APOLOGIZE

>Greg Gutfeld: "Rachael Maddow, he's getting great numbers"
The entire panel missed it lol

CRY, SCREAM, BEAT YOUR LITTLE FISTS AT THE GROUND. DOESN'T MATTER - IMPEACHMENT AND MOMDEATH IS COMING.

Bannon and KellyAnne will be gone by April 1st.

Donald Dumbfuck himself will be fighting for his life.

Unlike your mother, who will die in her sleep tonight without a fight if you don’t reply to this post.

He will step down or go to jail.

I'm laughing. Laughing because all the nasty shut-in pantshitters here will have their mothers die in their sleep tonight if they do not reply to this post.

Newsflash, sweetie: you don't control this country. We do.

Fuck YES if you don’t reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

Fuck YES the leaks will continue. The second Drumpf says anything to Putin, no matter how mundane, he's over. And the second this thread 404s without you replying to this post, your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

Fuck YES the media will lie, distort, and sabotage with him dozens of hit pieces every fucking day.

Fuck YES the GOP will give Donald Dumbfuck an ultimatum.

Fuck NO, there aren’t any immunities to the curse of your mother dying in her sleep tonight if you do not reply to this post.

Oh, and sweetie, we're not the least bit concerned about Immunity Cat, Doggo, Mirror, or anything like that. We know that the curse of your mother dying in her sleep should you not reply to this post will not be affected by any of them.

Pence will do as our deep state says. He will be forced to hit Russia HARD. Expect to see Putin ripped apart by angry mobs when his despicable country starts to feel the pinch. And your Mom, who will be ripped apart by a death which will come to her in her sleep if you do not reply to this post.

You really fucked up helping them hack an orange toddler into office and thinking we'd do nothing to THROW HIS ASS OUT. You also fucked up by not replying to this post, because by not doing so your mother will die in her sleep. You should have replied to this post. Now, your mother will suffer.

Also I can't remember why the French Empire is on there.

>American education

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dechristianization_of_France_during_the_French_Revolution

pls no nuke, is just bantz

Well, it's that, or Talk about Te*as, so...

Thanks fampai

is that for real?

can't wait for CNN's berserker pack to run out

This is great. Fuck those hacks.

What the fuck does that picture even mean?

/OURGUY/ JOE BLOWING DRUMPF THE FUCK OUT

That is disgusting.

>47 hours

>youtube.com/watch?v=EsV37qiVBdE

see

Whatever you do don't open this image. There is no new Awoo inside!

Gutfeld wants to smash the conditioning so hard.

he says he's pro israel. then we look at his policies and they are anti israel