Sex Consent Card

Does this thing actually exist and is accepted in courts?

Imagine:
>force girl to sign it under threat of violence
>rape her
>you won't go to jail because her consent is on paper

Brazil niggers will be overjoyed

Anything that gets in the way of degenerates having casual sex is a good thing.

Also you can tell when someone's signature was given under duress because their handwriting gets all squiggly you dumb monkey.

>We will be filling out contracts to have casual sex

Damn, this timeline.

I am certain that this would hold up wonderfully in court.

Oh lets fuck come to my place.
Oh girl i wanna plow you so hard, I gunn make you cum 10 times.
Please sign here.

What's the point of fucking if you can't do it drunk or high?

too bad in canada if they ask for you to speak you cannot stay silent till a lawyer shows up, its the law

>Does this thing actually exist and is accepted in courts?

No, because of the exact reason you give.

Same reason prenuptial agreements have no weight in court.

I have been writing my signature for years and it's still not consistent in legibility.

And from the legal practicality perspective, expert witness testimony about signatures is borderline pseudoscience, only can really do is imply a slightly greater or slightly weaker likelihood that a signature of along to a certain person. They are less reliable than lie detector tests and those are so easy to get false positives and false negatives on.

>They are less reliable than lie detector tests

And lie detector tests aren't admissible in court.

>mfw my handwriting is already squiggly
>every time i signed for a package i was raped

MY WHOLE LIFE IS A FUCKING LIEEEEE REEEEEEE

You have the right to remain silent. You do not have to volunteer any information, but if you do it is admissable in court.

It's for the military, because female soldiers like to claim rape after they finally feel ashamed of allowing an entire platoon to run the train on them.

Prenups are fine as long as not considered "unconscionable" at the time of signing or the time of execution.

The only reason the latter is ever a problem is when someone gets substantially richer, and what they should be doing is putting their shit in a trust account and separate it from marital property.

Now getting married in a community property state, that's fucking retarded.

Prenups are literally worse than useless, because their existence can be used to prove your hostile intent.

I can hear you through the walls
Fucking
Sucking
Moaning as loud as you can
You're fucking my friend
You don't know I'm in the next room
Because we're not yet official
But I canceled my plans to hang out with you tonight
And you didn't respond to my flip phone text
You're fuckin him
Louder than you'll ever fuck me
I'm crying
But can I call it cucked?
We're not yet official
But I can hear every moan
And little did you know
4 1/2 years later you'll love me
Walking down the aisle with me
With those moans haunting me in my dreams

No way that this would be accepted in courts. Not even in SJW College "courts". A "Sex consent card" would be incompatible with the feminist notion that "consent can be retracted at any point in time" (meaning it's called rape when the wymyn feels like it, regardless wether she consented before, during, or for some span of time after the act). Since courts don't like to go against feminist principles, they will not accept that card. at all.

Nothing wrong with playing the long con.

>2017
>still having sex
Savages

> force girl to sign it under threat of violence
the only way you can ever have sex, huh?

>Forge female's signature
>Rape her
>???
>Profit

>implying /fit/ is a good thing

You can't negotiate genuine desire.