Saudi Arabia is Heaven

Chill Saudi user is here again, ask me anything about Saudi Arabia's government/people, you guys don't know shit about how great of a country it is if you just put up with some retarded laws!

My country invented your country.

tell me about your crazy sandnigger laws

I read that 20% of Sauds are atheist.
Since you all hate your king is it like under the hand accepted or are you afraid to get murdered when you hang out with friends and say it's bullshit?

and how many high class western escorts has your uncle bought you?

Will the House of Saud welcome Lindsay Lohan into the royal family?

Why do you pay your male servants to fart in your faces? Also your mother is a Shmuta.

Tell me more about your shit education and how your daddy with money send you to Europe or the USA to study.

Is it worth living in Saudi Arabia if you're a christian petroleum engineer?

How many husbands can you have legally?

Also how young can the husbands be. Asking for a friend.

Tell me about average guy from lower-middle class wealthy family who just finished high school. Is it hard for him to get white collar job or at least something meh tier (no total wagecucking)? What's the pay on starting job? Hard to move out from parents?

do you like tacos?

How are your women over there? I heard there are ninjas everywhere and that'd be pretty annoying to see.

Have you ever gone to a public execution? How do you feel about people getting executed for witchcraft or sorcery?

What do Saudis think of Jordanians?

What is the situation like for Mormons in Saudi Arabia?

Is there much demand for white, United States software engineers?

also this
another petroleum engineer, nice

everyone in muslim by law unless you want to pay the jizzia

Can I smoke, drink alcohol, listen to music or have a Christmas tree in your country?

How much dokha do you smoke?

Why does your country fund Wahabbi Shitlam terrorist everywhere?

Why pre Trump did the US government do your bidding even after 9/11?

Thanks, you got op executed.

OP is kill

>inb4 saudi is executed for talking to non Muslims

>mfw OP and his friends are laughing at us while they jerk off on their Rolex watches and wipe their ass with golden toilet paper.