What is the most Jewish-sounding first and last name you've ever heard?

What is the most Jewish-sounding first and last name you've ever heard?

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Jew goldstein

Jake Tapper

Donald Trump

Bartholomew Goldenschnitzer

Schlomo Goldstein

Ezra Goldberg?

First name: O
Last name: P

Shecky Goldsteinberg

bingo

SheklesteinMcGoldberg

> most Jewish-sounding first and last name
Mordechai Rubinstein, there just is enough (((())))) to contain this one

Zion Shekleberg

kek, I was about to post that.

hoimyschwoigenboigah goldbergsplatt

Jacob Cohen

...

Eliyahu Goldratt. That is his real name.
He wrote a book about optimizing business processes. The movies based off it is highly copyrighted and people are encouraged to rat out the pirates.

Kikenstein Kikebergowitz

gersh kuntzman

schlomobergshekelrothstein

Rabbi Shlomo Goldbergshekelstein Son of Israel Goldbergshekelstein

Lazer Wolf

Video is related
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>movies based off it is highly copyrighted
What's 'highly copyrighted'? Did (((they))) trademark individual phrases and sets? or does the thing just explode your hard drive after viewing if you don't buy the multiple viewings box-set?

Soapandlampshades

Ben-Joseph Shekelberg Goldstein

>youtube.com/watch?v=Vvr8AjT0aD0
Welp that was pretty God damn jewish, I feel like having a bagle now
Also names: Devorah Kantrowitz

Christopher Poole

Jerry Cohen

Eli Bergblattstein

>Christopher Poole
Kek, you win the /thread

Karl marx

Rabbi Noseberg

Martin Schulz

Shlomo Greenberg

50 Cent

Murray Jewberg

Jared Miller

Oy Veystein

You are a false prophet.

There was a kid at my school called: Gideon Gold

Spencer Roth-Rose

Donald Trump

Schlomo Goldberg.

thats a good one

Finklestien. No fucking joke.

This

David Silverman

Deborah Wasserman-Shultz

Schlomo Goldstein and Levi Cohen

schmuley boteach

fuck i watched the whole video and my foreskin fell off!!
goddamn thats jewish
like a glass of manischiewitz in the diamond district over a plate of latkes with gribnes and schmaltz while listening to barbara streisand records at a bar mitzvah for your nephew moishe while secretly reviewing your second set of books under the table during the reading of the tanakh... .

>Finklestien
Kek, in high school I knew a guy named Justin Finklestien. He was half nigger half jew and the only guy even remotely a darkie within 100 miles, holy fuck did my friends and I tease the shit out of him.

Mark Baum

Jon Stewart.

was gonna post this

t. Schlomo Shekelstien

Schmumuel shekelstein

Shlomo Platzzberg.

>Jewish fun fact:
In argieland was very common when the joos get to the port while migrating, change their names. I dont know if the government did it cos fuck them or they did it to themselves, but in here, every last name that is a fruit tree is jewish. For example, Manzano (appletree).

schlemiel jude
(not even joking)

Solomon Brzenzki

I ate mushrooms with him. He talked about jew magic (kabbalah) the whole time and basically blew my fuckin mind. Jews learn some crazy shit in school. He said that when you masturbate it is because a succubus is influencing you and that when you cum you are getting her pregnant and she will give birth to another succubi/incubi and the cycle continues. They inspire lust and basically cause a fuckin mess. Just another reason to nofap my dudes.

Underrated

Oh and I have the best Jew name ever. David. I fucked his little jew ass and he called me daddy.

Sigmund Freud, the Schlomo in the middle is just a bonus.

kek

Yaacov Lefcoe

Kober

I knew a kid in high school named Solomon Woller. Not super Jewy, but was a jew nonetheless