What is the most Jewish-sounding first and last name you've ever heard?
What is the most Jewish-sounding first and last name you've ever heard?
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Jew goldstein
Jake Tapper
Donald Trump
Bartholomew Goldenschnitzer
Schlomo Goldstein
Ezra Goldberg?
First name: O
Last name: P
Shecky Goldsteinberg
bingo
SheklesteinMcGoldberg
> most Jewish-sounding first and last name
Mordechai Rubinstein, there just is enough (((())))) to contain this one
Zion Shekleberg
kek, I was about to post that.
hoimyschwoigenboigah goldbergsplatt
Jacob Cohen
...
Eliyahu Goldratt. That is his real name.
He wrote a book about optimizing business processes. The movies based off it is highly copyrighted and people are encouraged to rat out the pirates.
Kikenstein Kikebergowitz
gersh kuntzman
schlomobergshekelrothstein
Rabbi Shlomo Goldbergshekelstein Son of Israel Goldbergshekelstein
Lazer Wolf
Video is related
youtube.com
>movies based off it is highly copyrighted
What's 'highly copyrighted'? Did (((they))) trademark individual phrases and sets? or does the thing just explode your hard drive after viewing if you don't buy the multiple viewings box-set?
Soapandlampshades
Ben-Joseph Shekelberg Goldstein
>youtube.com
Welp that was pretty God damn jewish, I feel like having a bagle now
Also names: Devorah Kantrowitz
Christopher Poole
Jerry Cohen
Eli Bergblattstein
>Christopher Poole
Kek, you win the /thread
Karl marx
Rabbi Noseberg
Martin Schulz
Shlomo Greenberg
50 Cent
Murray Jewberg
Jared Miller
Oy Veystein
You are a false prophet.
There was a kid at my school called: Gideon Gold
Spencer Roth-Rose
Donald Trump
Schlomo Goldberg.
thats a good one
Finklestien. No fucking joke.
This
David Silverman
Deborah Wasserman-Shultz
Schlomo Goldstein and Levi Cohen
schmuley boteach
fuck i watched the whole video and my foreskin fell off!!
goddamn thats jewish
like a glass of manischiewitz in the diamond district over a plate of latkes with gribnes and schmaltz while listening to barbara streisand records at a bar mitzvah for your nephew moishe while secretly reviewing your second set of books under the table during the reading of the tanakh... .
>Finklestien
Kek, in high school I knew a guy named Justin Finklestien. He was half nigger half jew and the only guy even remotely a darkie within 100 miles, holy fuck did my friends and I tease the shit out of him.
Mark Baum
Jon Stewart.
was gonna post this
t. Schlomo Shekelstien
Schmumuel shekelstein
Shlomo Platzzberg.
>Jewish fun fact:
In argieland was very common when the joos get to the port while migrating, change their names. I dont know if the government did it cos fuck them or they did it to themselves, but in here, every last name that is a fruit tree is jewish. For example, Manzano (appletree).
schlemiel jude
(not even joking)
Solomon Brzenzki
I ate mushrooms with him. He talked about jew magic (kabbalah) the whole time and basically blew my fuckin mind. Jews learn some crazy shit in school. He said that when you masturbate it is because a succubus is influencing you and that when you cum you are getting her pregnant and she will give birth to another succubi/incubi and the cycle continues. They inspire lust and basically cause a fuckin mess. Just another reason to nofap my dudes.
Underrated
Oh and I have the best Jew name ever. David. I fucked his little jew ass and he called me daddy.
Sigmund Freud, the Schlomo in the middle is just a bonus.
kek
Yaacov Lefcoe
Kober
I knew a kid in high school named Solomon Woller. Not super Jewy, but was a jew nonetheless