PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov
donaldjtrump.com
Trump Playlist
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APPEARANCES
>VP Pence Swears in Mulvaney (Mgmt/Budget Dir) 2/16/17
youtu.be
>Pres Trump Fake News Presser 2/16/17
youtu.be
>Pres Trump signs HJR 38 (water rules) 2/16/17
youtu.be
>Pres Trump hangs with Trumpublicans 2/16/17
youtu.be
>Pres Trump w/greatest ally conference 2/15/17
youtu.be
>Trumps & Bibis 2/15/17
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>Pres Trump+FLOTUS greet greatest allies 2/15/17
youtu.be
>Trump meeting with Retail CEOs 2/15/17
youtu.be
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>We /wwe/ now 2/14/17
youtu.be
PREV APPEARANCES
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
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FUN STUFF
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be
>Alex Jones gets high with Joe Rogan, redpilling ensues
youtu.be
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
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>Shadilay
youtu.be
INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
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>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
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>American Hero
youtu.be
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be
>American Comeback Story
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/ptg/ President Trump General - See You Next Conference! Edition
Karen!
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>TRENTON, N.J. — New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie says President Donald Trump made him order meatloaf when they dined together at the White House this week.
>Christie and his wife, Mary Pat, joined Trump at the White House on Tuesday.
>The Republican governor said while guest hosting a New York sports talk radio show Thursday that Trump pointed out the menu and told people to get whatever they want. Then he said he and Christie were going to have the meatloaf.
>‘‘This is what it’s like to be with Trump,’’ Christie said. ‘‘He says, ‘There’s the menu, you guys order whatever you want.’ And then he says, ‘Chris, you and I are going to have the meatloaf.’’’
>Trump said ‘‘I’m telling you, the meatloaf is fabulous,’’ according to Christie.
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JOE ROGAN AND JAMIE
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What a dick
meatloaf sucks
is a cute!
Why does Trump get his own general? He's an insane moron! I hate his guts!
Fuck Drumpf if I see him in real life I would spit in his face and throw mud at him I hope he shits his pants and cries on live TV and barfs up his beefaroni he had for lunch I bet he hasn't even beat Mortal Kombat 2 fairly I bet he cheats at that and every other game he has ever played in his life. That man his destroyed the liability and reputation of America I hope he fucking dies in a fire. That's right I hate him and I'm ashamed to be white. He does realize that Republicans are called that because they want a republic like USSR, not that there's anything wrong with socialism but there was a reason why Democrats are called Democrats, they invented democracy and freedom and Drumpf is going to take away all of your freedoms, he's gonna make everyone go to war and kill everyone because he's a racist and a jerk. I'm truly ashamed of this world I'm so mad that even I can't protest or anything man I'm so upset, when I think about Drumpf my hands start trembling and I go quiet, he's a bully and a bad person and I don't like him. Also nice responses only no hate speech I'm fragile, any racism, bigotry sexism, homophobia or anything that resembles hate speech and I will report you to the RCMP and you will be arrested
How big is your erect peen, be honest.
>Almost 7 inches from the base
WUZ
If he's that insistent of course I'm gonna be hype as fuck for that meatloaf.
Goddamn I wish for a friend as fun as Donald.
Is Karen waifu or daughterfu ?
forgot link for lowder with crowder
youtube.com
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WATCH IT CHRISTIE
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maybe it's just me, but this seems incredibly disrespectful. if you don't practice a particular faith, you don't just fake it for publicity reasons. not that I care about mudshits, just sayin'
Where?
EAT THE MEATLOAF CHRIS
faggot
10/10 Down Home taste right there senpai a lam
6 inches
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meatloaf is food of the gods
see
8 on the dot
>tfw 5.5 inches
kek
Reminder that their is a CIA shadow government trying to soft coup the democratically elected government and people are cheering it on.
>Having shit taste
there's like
a 3 inch difference based on how and where you measure
He must hunger for leftists.
These deus vult memes aren't funny they're edgy and cringy.
>still being dominated by this
>IT IS REAL
HOLY SHIT THEY ARE ACTUALLY GOING THERE.
trump is a joke. he's easily the worst president in US history.
This needs the bowl of eggs edit.
A drawfag should draw Trump making Christie eat the meatloaf
Don't give the sailor moon autist (you)s
HE IS LITERALLY HITLER!!!! I AM SHAKING!!!
I've never measured, but I'd guess 6 inch
EVERYTHING IS RUSSIA'S FAULT
1 inch
what was she thinking here?
If you want to take a real redpill watch Lizzie McGuire.
Shut your faggot nigger mouth.
you think that's bad?
Mine's like 5 inches on a good day
solidly 6.5 inches, 7 on a high test day
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"Who is James Buchanan?" says the shill.
>"watch how fair this guy's gonna be, watch."
>cut to (((shekelstein)))
kek this is too much
>if you accept all the refugees, Russia wins
actually not a bad ploy
>b-but i'm trying to lose weight, donald
Has anyone received packages from the Trump team that get damaged through the mail?
This was supposed to be here last week but once the box reached my city, it stayed in the truck for a week while getting sent back to the post office each day.
Big enough
someone have the putin one?
5.5 or 6 inches from the looks of things. It's been a while since I measured.
welcome to the wonders of DHL
>HIS BASE
We are his base now.
>mannn, sit yo muthafuckin' dreidel-lookin' ass down, kike-ass bitch
w...watch out d...drumpf!
6.5" and pretty happy. But I'm short, so it's not that great.
I pull all the skin back while leaning on a chair and measure from pubis bone to the tip
Don't open it it's Anthrax!
Also
>Giving money to Drumpf
lel
6 in and ~6.4 when I got the good feels
18.288cm
don't tell the police please.
>Sex attacks happen
>It's Russia, not the refugees. Vote for the left.
>Sex attacks don't happen
>Bring in more refugees. Vote for the left.
yep, that's not specific damage to your package, that's everyone's packages
OBJECTIVE
6.5"
LEAVE ASSAD AND PUTIN ALONE.
He's a Muslim anyway.
>people in this thread unironically wasting posts comparing height and dick length
Is this some new shill strategy to make the thread fucking trash? Because it's pretty effective.
This is also the third package I've received where it looks like someone kicked it or ripped it open.
This is USPS
6
never had an issue
In a real fight Trudeau would kick Trump's ass, Justin's a legit martial artist and has a black belt in boxing.
ABC News pissed af
James Buchanan could at least speak in complete sentences and knew how government worked
eh
She was thinking of decking the heeb
>tfw cage match between Trump and Trudeau never
>not measuring from inside your body
youre doing it wrong, its only a minor surgery
t. manlet needle dick
youtube.com
Voice of an angel.
>the dick measuring contest.
that's an old one. Simple yet effective.
>not Wilson
>DJT does press conference solo
>"He's too thin skinned!"
>Goldberg
That's because Trudeau would kill Drumpf.
6.3in
>Boogie talks about being publicly cucked
lol
your area might be infested with libs
FAKE NEWS
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>Senior Democratic lawmakers on Tuesday sought to stave off town hall protests from their own party, asking Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) to reach out and urge activists to redirect their anger at Republicans instead of at moderate Democratic lawmakers.
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Yo you should take that shit up with Trump directly.
what happened?
that negros expression makes me lauvgh everytime
>ywn a sara underwood
Is it safe to say Trump is the next Polk? I feel like he's going to accomplish all that he wants to in the next 4 years and won't feel the need to run for a second term. Plus, he don't give a fuck what Mexico thinks.
Austere, severe, he held few people dear.
His oratory filled his foes with fear.
The factions soon agreed, he's just the man we need to bring about victory.
Fulfill our manifest destiny and annex the land the Mexicans command and when the poll was cast, the winner was Mister D J. Trump, Napoleon of the Stump
USPS contracts DHL as an associate and they handle a lot of shipping
learned that the hard way
NEWSKANGZ
Newfag detected.
Tucker is gone, the butthurt on CNN is just cringe at this point, and there's no major policy announcements till next week.