/ptg/ President Trump General - Straight Ducking Crazy Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>VP Pence Swears in Mulvaney (Mgmt/Budget Dir) 2/16/17
youtu.be/jGIyIZfu7Ag
>Pres Trump Fake News Presser 2/16/17
youtu.be/jL3yF9wYR3U
>Pres Trump signs HJR 38 (water rules) 2/16/17
youtu.be/1xRLlG3o1YQ
>Pres Trump hangs with Trumpublicans 2/16/17
youtu.be/thh92oLYm20
>Pres Trump w/greatest ally conference 2/15/17
youtu.be/sUZ4bzUSVPQ
>Trumps & Bibis 2/15/17
youtu.be/Ay7_tP7KdW4
>Pres Trump+FLOTUS greet greatest allies 2/15/17
youtu.be/r-lgBwJpYOY
>Trump meeting with Retail CEOs 2/15/17
youtu.be/Jxq6AOaMo20
youtu.be/jhtN4KLes8w
>We /wwe/ now 2/14/17
youtu.be/IqbyFqDpveA
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be/g5xs4vMx-fM
>Alex Jones gets high with Joe Rogan, redpilling ensues
youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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Trump is a clown

Trump's not joking around, is he?

White House meatloaf recipe

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Help! The Deep state is sliding my thread!

>Joe will remember this.

Dont give that fag any yous

xth for daddy trump's cummies

Drumpf.

CNN trying so hard to make Trump supporters in Yuma, AZ look stupid as fuck.

Fred would order steak. Then Donald would order steak. … Everybody order steak. I told the waiter, “I would like to have fish.” O.K., so I could have the fish. And Fred would say to the waiter: “No, Ivana is not going to have a fish. She is going to have a steak.” I said, “No, I’m going to have my fish.” And Donald would come home and say, “Ivana, why would you have a fish instead of a steak?” I say, “Because I’m not going to be told by somebody to have something which I don’t want.”

–Ivana Trump, ex-wife

Mr. Trump defended his father’s conduct. “He would’ve said that out of love,” he said. If his father had overruled her fish order, Mr. Trump said, “he would have said that only on the basis that he thought, ‘That would be better for her.’ ”

nytimes.com/2016/05/15/us/politics/donald-trump-women.html

>not guac
>digits demand cooking though

Doing God's work user

"SHIT SANDWICH"

...

Well, we saw it today. At the presser. The Lion has returned. He's getting comfortable in his new den

'member when trump made christie get him mcdonalds

I won't but everyone else?

Could someone upload the john Podesta video to jii.moe?

>he's a black belt in boxing

Someone get this fag outta here.

AWOO~

Fucking Sargon shut down the stream
This is that fucking nigger faggot Sky's fault
>Oh im not gonna be a victim but let me slip into victimhood slowly over the course of this conversation
I knew as soon as Homosexuality was brought up the conversation died

...

This. He'll never win New Hampshire

What type of clown? A frightening killer or a laughing stock?

>Ivana Zelnickova

j ii.moe/r14SORQYl.mp4
j ii.moe/HkPH_AQYl.mp4

He'll never break 50%

America needs a smarter, more logical presidents is Gorbachev still available?

>Shit and Glass Sandwich

FTFY

>ad for something called untuckit
>followed by Tucker-less Tucker

Really jostles my journalists...

Anyone see that redpill on O'Reilly?

I'm glad Donald Trump is my president.

...

I started this epic meme give credit to me!

Pardon. For identity theft, an extremely serious crime.

No Bill.

She has to go back.

trump btfo

oh wait I'm retarded I got Ivana and Ivanka mixed up

>Patricia Nixon

checked

no, please tell

One more time.

Help connect the dots and show that what is happening to Pewdiepie is the same thing that happened to Trump. The more people that realize this the more people that will reconsider their views on Trump without the media's influence.

did you pay for a subscription?

Eat when hungry, drink when thirsty?

you can't stop me!!!

my butt's love for his thick cheeto-man goo is insatiable

*nods respectfully*

2D traps don't exist.

2D "traps" are in a super positioned state in which they are both a boy and a girl until a benis or no benis is spotted then their gender is confirmed.

Same.

What is the deep state going to do to stop David Brock from sinking the ship?

You people should be fucking ashamed today.
A broadcasted rape was filmed today in front of the world and all you faggots can do is laugh about it.

Tell me again how he #askedforit

youtube.com/watch?v=y4WIbpL58X8

hey guys check out my new website, tellontrump.com

Adorable

That's pretty racist to, keep that shit up and I'm gonna knock your teeth down your fucking throat.

Didn't Trump's lifetime chauffeur/man servant say in an interview that he thought all of Trump's wives were lovely EXCEPT Ivana, whom he thought was trashy, impolite, and he had no idea why Trump ever married her?

He was there.

FAKE TUCKER TIME

Did he vote for Trump?

Okay the Day of Rake needs to happen now.

Got a link for the shit sandwich recipe?

Welcome to Tucker Tonight!

IT'S NOT TUCKER REEEEEEEEEEEE

No Tucker ):

Some email to him, the guy said something like
>the majority of jews are not religious but secular and leftist, us religious ones lean right

I think of it the other way around.

Yeah you're way too gay.

Is Tucker kill?

>next level

>next level


but no tucker tho

>pic

Is this another Bog?

>to borrow a phrase from the kids
>it was next level

...

NeoGAF is a mess.

I'll give you the rundown

I agree, Drumpf and Sup Forums was a mistake

Half-Bog.

he didn't break 50%, so they were right

I didn't know HH was a Sup Forumslack

Never thought Pewds would end up being /our swede/. I actually used to hate him when my 10 year old nephew exposed him to me while we were playing happy wheels. What a bizarre meme reality has become.

ED SAID IT YESTERDAY TUCKER WILL BE OUT FOR THE WEEK

Trump is not fucking around.

...

Tell me about it

the list goes on and on and on and on

Kek has blessed White House Meatloaf.

Are you actually gonna rake us or is it a metaphor like a gun or something?

>thinking a benis is related to gender

Justin's a real alpha male.

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I'm cooking this tonight

awoo california is over!!

>it's a Tucker takes the week off because he's a lazy elitist MSM asshole episode
Must be nice to not have a real job and be raking in the millions. Meanwhile, Middle America slaves away just to live paycheck to paycheck.

Fuck Tucker Carlson.

Who the fuck is that?

farmslice are you gay or something?

3 minutes in and no tucking...

Rake Mounted Gun

I'll tuck you

into bed that is

i dunno if i'd necessarily call that a redpill
but i'm glad you shared it nevertheless

He's under deep cover, operating with Sessions to take down the Deep State. They reactivated his License to Tuck and everything should be sorted out by Sunday.

underrated get

What will happen in 2018 with these people?

Marla, actually.