Cumskins can only read one book at a time

>Cumskins can only read one book at a time

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FPBP

Well, it IS a subway.

One's a book and one's a dictionary.

The other book is english-"simple english"-english dictionary

They need a monkey-english dictionary just like in Brazil.

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And I recognize that subway, it's filthydelphia. the WORST

ALL the sciences

LMAO

One book is "Where's Waldo?" and
the other book is "Where's Waldo for Dummies"....

you made him sound less retarded

>Having such a short attention span you cant concentrate on 1 book at a time
Sad!

Somewhere out there two white kids are missing their books...

It's the Bible

>I be a grown ass adult and am pretendin' to get mah read on, boo!

Descendant of Yakub no doubt.

its common practice for blacks to hold books in public to look smart, and to own many books in their homes that they have never read

WE

>wearing sunglasses while "reading"

WUZ

BIBLIOPHILES

KANGZ

>to own many books in their home that they have never read
I'm getting to it. I have spent over a hundred dollars on cheap used physical books (in addition to downloads) since hanging out here. And regret none of it.
Oh, wait, you're not talking about poltards ...

>implying anyone can read like that

Excuse me?

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He's like the ghetto version of Ozymandias, he smart yo.

what does braaaap mean

>one book is Dostoevsky in Russian, the other's a Russian-English dictionary
>one book is Bible, the other references Bible heavily
>one book is a monograph, the other's a reference, like anatomy or biochemistry atlas
Or you can choose to confirm your bias.

reference from hwndu

You hear a turbo charger on a car when it's spooled up?

yes but what does that have to do with anything

Turbos dont braap. Turbo is more of a PWOOOOOSH TSUSUSUSUSU

>After a long day of triggering normies, Brittany’s ready to relax
>With Chinese food in tow, Brittany walks into her apartment, sitting down at her desk chair
>”Time to eat some dinner”
>Kung Pao Chicken and Garlic Shrimp with noodles, her favorite
>She opens up the food, mixes it into a big bowl, and checks out the stream
>She eats the food with relish, practically inhaling the food
>Pretty soon the entire bowl is empty
>She decides to play some Japanese videogames or some shit
>Suddenly, a bubble forms in her belly
>Out comes a large chunky burp, lasting about 3 seconds
>A Couple minutes later, she lets an even larger burp, rattling off for six seconds
>The room reeks of Chinese food
>”Whew, good thing my camera is off”
>All of that Chinese food makes Brittany thirsty. Luckily she has a 2L of Dr Pepper
>She opens it up and starts chugging
>In just 15 seconds the bottle is empty
>”Uh oh, another air bubble, this is a big one”
>Brittany tries to let it out, but the bubble from the Dr Pepper is simply too big
>”I know, I’ll drink another one! That’ll clear it out”
>She pulls out another 2L Dr Pepper. This one takes her slightly longer to finish
>Brittany moans in pain, the bubble is still stick and twice as large now
>She stands up and paces around, rubbing her bloated belly for some relief
>Without warning, Brittany opens her mouth and unleashes a tremendous belch
>It’s so loud the desk starts rattling, and she can see the walls vibrating as the belch grows
>Then Brittany feels the second bottle of Dr Pepper, and her already ear-splitting belch grows even more
>Her computer is thrown back from her desk and shatters
>Her mattress flips up against the wall, sending her sheets flying
>As the windows shatter, the belch finally draws down after 31 seconds, punctuated by a quick burp
>Brittany falls back in her chair and sighs in sweet relief, as she surveys the damage her gas has caused
>”Oh my gucciness”

>PWOOOOOSH TSUSUSUSUSU

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Straya cunt

wtf is wrong with with you and why do I have a boner?

you ever ride a dirtbike

I hope I haven't awakened anything inside you user...

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>Black people
>Read
Pick one

Perfect timing.

If there'd been 6 Rs instead of 5, the joke would have fallen flat.

Well done.

An incipient meme seeking its final form.

Nigger

>monkey people can't read

You can't FPBP your own comment, get the fuck out

kek

I swear America needs to go up on the bantz ranking. We have been killing it the last 6 months.

>wrong

Apparently you can, dumbass