Wew lad

why is jägermeister so good? and germany lov it. no refugees welcome.

too fucking expensive here

Imma fook yo mama for make so expensive oogga bugah muh dik...

-Tyron Sheckleberg

dominican republic , the fuck ( you )

Because it's made with 56 herbs and spices and has a cool origin story. I don't know. I've been drinking mead and beer more these days but I used to just drink warm Jager straight out of the bottle. I don't know why they say to drink it cold though, that just makes it feel kind of shocking to me.

Jagermiester is not good. Unlessyou are a 13 year oldgirl. My grandmother used to give mejesger when ibhad a cold.

I want me shekels kraut, me yaggermeister shekelones m8...

Dont make me Tryone you square....

I am a girl ( you )

because its full of sugar and tastes like candy

ToGFO

Timestamp too, or else your a faggot


Muh dik...

-Sheckleberg, T.

My personal favorite

be mein :)))

I like Jager a lot.

Unfortunately it's most known for sorority girls ruining it (like all types of alcohol) by way of "Jager bombs", which are terrible

Jaeg sucks. Get some fucking taste. If you're old enough to legally drink, you're too old for Jaegermeister. Even when I was like 19 Jaeger was pussy shit. Drink some Woodford Reserve you fucking frat boy homo.

I water my jäge down with vodka.

>Irish
Ehh. More of a scotch or Buorbon guy.

Pic related is the best whiskey available on God's green Earth.

Jager on it's own is literally tastes like nasty medicine..

Jagerbombs or go home

>Drinking whiskey other than bourbon
It's like you're not even classless edgelords. The U.S got it right. I couldn't believe how tasty and drinkable this was at 50% ABV (although I ended up in jail).

I like Jager tastes like licorice.
A little overpriced though but worth it.

It's shit, and tastes like Redbull without the caffeine. It's also barely a spirit - I can't even get a buzz from a 750ml bottle.

my current fav alcohol to drink asocially, but i usually consume just a few shots

I get super violent off of Irish whiskey. I'm not sure why.
Scotch man here too. Islay stuff is the best. Pic related.

jager is 35% ABV

go ahead and down a 750 ml bottle buddy

Jager was better in undergrad. Now I just usually drink vodka or whiskey.

scotch master race

Do 13 y/o girls usually have a penis and beard?

I have, several times. I don't understand your point, Sideways Drunk Germany.

You are a 13 year old girl? BAN HER!

Fuck Jäger.

Salmiakkikossu is the shit.

Bourbon taste like shit...in a good way. As opposed to the rest of the liquor spectrum.

>32%

First for vodka.

>he doesnt drink rubbing alcohol

alright tell us the story

>Salmiakki
Would hit up tbqh

>hating on scandinavian spirits

A lot of bourbon tastes like syrup with old wood in it, here. I like Maker's, but I prefer Irish, unless we're talking whiskey and Coke.

My ex was German and said it's literally cough syrup, like how nigs drink purple, here. Can any Germans (no Mehmet or Armyfags) confirm it's actually a thing, there?

Jameson is pretty good for whiskey.

also, who's /amaro/ here?

>why is jägermeister so good?
Nein danke.

A few of these and I'm toasty, plus they're literally delicious.

((( ((english)) )))

Enjoy your bandaid flavored booze.

Who rum here?

Please post tits

Kraken's the only kind That doesn't taste like sugar and rubbing alcohol, imo.

consume a fifth with 64 oz of monster and you have great night

Best thread on Sup Forums right here goys. Keep up the good work Hans.

I will never run out because I bought it to try it and cannot stand it.

that is waaay stronk for me

inb4 pussy

pls suck bandaid fuccboi

wasted get man

All liquors were originally medicinal (they were often developed and propagated by doctors or people claiming to be), plus Krauts and Japs both are obsessed with herbal quackery.

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pussy

One of my faves

It's like 15 bucks here man

This stuff is the only reason Norway is still allowed to exist. I can get wrecked on this day in and day out.

It's a herbal liquor, so it reminds people of medicine. Around here there's this joke that it's healthy, because of the herbs.

I quite liked it as pure liquor when i was still drinking. Never understood why people would butcher it with energy drinks.

Sometimes, vodka is not enough ...

Where do you get your mead? I haven't been able to find any at any of the liquor stores nearby. Any specific brands?

Angry Orchard was the first alcoholic beverage I'd ever consumed (didn't drink a drop of the liquid jew until I was old enough to buy my own).

After you try this, though, you won't go back. A real man's cider. It's also about 7% abv.

Aren't home breweries really popular in the US? Mead is really really simple to make, so it wouldn't surprise me if people are just making and selling their own mead.

Are you a pleb or Chinese

Keith, either go to bed, or come over.

Yeah, we've got several mead microbreweries.

back in 2010 I used to get rip shit on jags with my boys at the bar

good times

shit fucks you up, i got alcohol poisoning because i drank too much jager.

>tfw too poor to afford real booze
>tfw only drink 1.75L bottles of bottom-shelf vodka

Start drinking malt liquor.

Americans complaing about liquor prices... fuck right off