>be Californian
>wake up
>9:00, must've slept in from weed brownies
>get off couch, go into bedroom to wake up wife
>Tyrone just got done fucking her
>"It's time to protest against Drumpf, honey!"
>Tyrone kicks my ass for being too loud
>take wallet because Tyrone took credit card
>get a bus ride to meet up with other rebels
>get greeted by Juan on the bus
>"Ola, senor, ju luuk liek yu hav money."
>ignore
>"Yu kno wut yu hav to do, gringo."
>he opens out his hand
>I hand him my wallet to avoid being racist
>get called nazi by rest of the bus
>protest against Trump till the sun sets
>forgot that I was supposed to be working at Starbucks
>get fired
>try to go home but door is locked
>wander around town and go to grocery store
>chips cost $10.00 due to inflation
>leave because I can't afford anything
>town is infested with Mexican intellectuals
>nothing but niggers and spics, and spics fighting niggers
>my kids are castizos
>Trump forsakes us
>be Californian
Did I wake up in Hell?
Be Californian
Hey u fucker wut did i tell u bout postin ur hate speech on this nazi website
Come on Cali
Come to papa.
>Be Californian
>Wake up
>Get on Sup Forums
>Read retarded threads made by people that think the entire country is one giant beach full of college liberals.
>be Californian
>get triggered
You're just a cuck who can't come up with a creative story. This literally describes no one
Why does such a beautiful state have to be filled with the most insufferable people.
>Mexican intellectuals
HAHAHAHA well played.
>be californian
Cali is so infested with different kind of vermin that it's no longer possible to bear LOL
>be Californian
>Can't get shot
>Get drowned
Not forgetting Cali's kikish "culture" that looks like a caricature of a degradation from an old Soviet kikish propaganda book
Luv dat place mate
>be average California
>wake up
>chill day as usual
>have a couple beers on the beach in the afternoon
>order some good thai curry
>browse Sup Forums
>some assmad kid from nowheresville, USA is whining about Cali because nothing ever happens where he lives
>have a sensible chuckle
>life is good
Growing up in certain parts of California was weird. The top graduating class would be all asians and Mexicans. Whites were too busy smoking weed and watching TLC.
Love that Communist Artwork!
>be californian
>go ski one week
>the beach another week
>amazing views right outside my house
>avoid SF and other shitholes
life is good
Except, for some strange reason, the rest of the country thinks your an idiot and resting on their shoulders. Huh. Weird. Everyone else must be wrong.
Is San Francisco even worth a visit?
>your
Hoho! Somebody actually finished their liberal arts degree.
>Elect Nancy fucking pelosi for thirty goddamn years straight
>A well functioning state
The sooner you stop huffing your own farts the better
Lol entire country! Hopefully soon my friend, calexit so the rest of the USA can breath
>Be from Bumfuck Arkansas.
>Talk shit about states with a GDP higher than 1 Trillion to feel better about never going to college.
But I don't like Nancy Pelosi. Nor can I elect her because shes only running for California. I'm confused.
Yeah I've been here for 3 years now sometimes I feel like I live in Mexico.
>Be assmad that your state is run by retards
>attack people with functioning frontal lobes
The California ladies and gents
please just keep doing your meth and fetanyl out in bumblefuck idaho and leave the civilized world alone
As a Californian I can verify there are people living this reality here. I don't care if anyone wants to save those of us worth saving, but will someone at least wipe the liberal cucks out? They are like roaches and spread their "intelligence".
>State that has merced, Oakland, and Stockton
>Telling other people to leave civilization alone
>be California
>establish monopoly on entertainment industry
>export Marxism to the rest of the world
>destroy western civilization
>at least I'm not Arkansas
Have fun topping out at 60k cousin fucker.
>be Texan
>wake up when the rooster wakes you
>saddle up horsey
>rally some cows
>scoop cow shit
>grow corn
>fuck sister
>cut chicken heads
>eat enough for five people
>fuck cousin
>shoot gun
>play banjo
Texas
every one of those places is more civil than your heroin shack in south dakota
I've seen better shittalking by five year olds, get your shit together california
the only reason texas has an economy is because of oil
>Be Californian
>Drown
and what happens where you live? your most notable event is getting delivery food, m'faggot.
Texas isn't banjos, dumbass
At least we say thanks when our cousin gives us an under the table bj
Is this Iraq or Fresno?
>Californian
>knowing anything about any other state
it's all hillbilly country to them
t. fly-over country faggot
t. butthurt bumfuck, nowhere resident
Silly americans
All you Ameribros shouldn't fight and compete like this against eachother. You're all fucking retarded and caricatures of reality; there's plenty enough shame for all of you.
apologize you faggot
Boy that map is terrible. Reno isn't that far inside Nevada
nope, I live in seattle right now for work. nice try cody.
>You're all fucking retarded
He said, on an American website on an American created global network on an American invented device
>Stockton
>Civil
Southern California was a great place to be born, and an interesting place to grow up in, but then a corrosive bath of brown sewage rose up and engulfed and dissolve all that was cool and desirable about it
>same
>dont drink tho
>be Floridian
>laugh at inferior Californian beaches
let me give you a more realistic sense of texas, spic pothead
>be texan
>wake up from sun hitting my eyes
>make eggs mixed with potato for breakfast
>parents call me lazy and unmotivated
>apply for jobs
>arrive at job interview
>elderly people applying for same cashier position
>see californians with stupid glasses and pajamas there, they fell for the "texas has jobs meme"
>interviewer looks uninterested in everyone
>asks where we have worked before, obviously never read the applications
>come back home, grill some meat with onions, drink with coke
>parents call me lazy and unmotivated
>go back online to see job ads
>companies dont disclose wages, want me to drive 50 minutes to apply in person
>see same exact reposts of jobs ive just been interviewed for
>laugh, play with pet dog and xbox
>watch news, see spics wanting 15/hour followed by a segment for mcdonalds automatizing their stores
>dad comes in, tells me im lazy and unmotivated
>browse Sup Forums until i tire out and fall asleep
>Be Californian
>CHI
Southern California was a great place to be born, and an interesting place to grow up, but then a corrosive bath of brown sewage rose up and engulfed and dissolved all that was cool and desirable about it
Jesus Christ, are you me? Fort Worth here. Trying to move up in the world is a pain in the ass. I'm gonna to try and take some welding classes in Fall semester. I just want to make things with my hands and make a living doing it. Fuck retail and fuck the service industry.
I think you'll find the internet as we know it today is a British innovation
Also gook tech computer
try again
I think you'll find the Britain as we know it today is a Muslim invention
Also Kenyan tea
Fuck off
Can confirm
Where are you at? This shit is too accurate.
I don't know about the other poster but I'm in Dallas. If you have a driver's license get a CDL instead of going to college. There is a shit ton of distribution centers here and in Arlington. Dr. Pepper, Pepsi & Coke all hire for around $50k-$60k and Budweiser hires for like $80k.
>be Californian
>wake up at 9am , cat clawing my chest
>dabs and coffee cause I own a dispensary
>shitpost on /pol cause I'm not booked at my job as a TV producer
>workout
>go buy hippie food at the local
>10/10 whitegirls and Latinas everywhere
>80* in Feb.
>eat food and post quality OC and opsec threads
>slowly redpill hotties with muh fat white dick
>live the dream til 2-3am
>rinse and repeat
Feels breddy gud
admittedly, It does suck knowing lefty faggots are everywhere...but they are so harmless I barely notice.
There's a reason EVERYONE KEPT GOING WEST FUCKTARD.