Imminent happenings

Imminent happenings

PRAISE KEK

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digits and kek blesses me with a real gf

try getting a wife instead.

if digits kek blesses us all with free pussy from ivanka

...

Tiffany then?

Praise kek!

Lucifer Smites California.

Digits....ummm San Diego is on that map ;((

>vegas flooded

no.

Fuki air from west?

>whats a wife

dose marriage have to be legal binding or can I just say my gf is my wife and that would be good enough? (we have a child)

Kek free us from these sinners

no gas stations are selling gas in my city as we speak

DROWNED DEAD FLOATING TO SEA IN THE WEST

BLOOD AND ASH IN THE CITIES TO THE EAST

Why homestuck frog

Russia.

Oh blessed Kek, please just fucking sweep this shit clean so we can start from scratch.

I played fallout 2 like thirty times I'm pretty sure I'll do okay.

#MEDIALIESAGAIN

Islam will be eradicated from the West.

Peace and prosperity for america

cal dies

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#MediaLiesAgain

giant wave hits america

china

Clintons will fall
S O O N
O
O
N

Enuf time to finish the crops?

Praise Kek

stay out of chicago tomorrow

praise be unto him

mebbe

there will be a major, harmful, destructive attack in america. it will be a false flag, but no one will know. the media will portray it as islamic terrorism or some other kind of non-state-origin threat. This will affect Washington DC and oddly enough also Nashville, TN. Something will also happen in N Korea on or near this event that is equally large.

It will become obvious that sexual confusion has something to do with these attacks. I don't understand this, but the message is clear: the genderbending, tranny wierdo shit that has been pushed on us will be attached to these major problems.

This will begin in march and will not settle until may.

This will unsettle the entire world, and people will begin to realize that they have never actually been safe because the deep state will start to become obvious to them (though the mass media will never tell them about it and it will never get popular on kikebook).

The righteous will be safe. As long as you hold the power of aspiration and the desire for the golden kingdom of god in your heart, you will be saved. the filth who wish only to destroy what they're jealous of will be washed away.

by summer, we will live in new times.

had a crazy woman tell me jesus was going to come to texas

praise

eu will fall

Lord Kek,

I am but a humble farmer, and I praise your digital glory, lest your happenings no receive the prologue they so deserve.

You guys are bad at this. Try being a 39yo wizard.

digits and those bumps on my dick are herpes

Digits ... Praise Kek!

kek doesnt abide to your will moron

kek does what he wants when he wants

thank kek

can someone post the picture of the thing, was on phone when i saw it earlier and wouldn't enlarge to readable size.

Nuclear war
>always remember to (((duck and cover)))

Me thinks we have lost our ways, asking too much of the Chaos.

We must return to our old ways

>Tending to our memes
>Giving praise for digits
>Asking respectful questions of our mysterious Benefactor

ugh nine more years till im there. can you see yet or wha?

praise KEK

If digits we start an I'm with her suicide campaign when Hilary dies in a few months.

if repeated digits OP has to suck that amount of cock

Reroll? Kek be praised!

make more memes

>15351
>Massive Thoth Get

Congrats on your wife, user.

reroll

pedosta gets necked

Israel will annex Lebanon in the coming years.

They are our greatest ally after all.

Praise Kek!
Shadilay!

Digits please for Rothchild happenings in the next week!

Trump will be rip soon

Good night sweet prince

Hmm

Quads....

Niggers hang

go make memes before the sun comes up, or down if youre on the shit side of the world

close, close.

praise kek

if singles i live another day

Shadilay! The power dwells within the memes... This questioning is weakening the meme pool... A distraction from our real purpose...

i agree, kek does not give to our every whim. /kek/ is not our personal army. we must praise kek and only hope that his omnipotence will guide us

Anyone else on a more or less literal pilgrimage to collect all of these mysterious icons?

>rare pepe meme is real in this timeline and I'm behaving like a greentexted caricature

2017 is Trump vs Globalist arc
2018 Trump vs George Soros
2019 Trump vs The Elites
2020 United States vs Shadow Government

Within those 4 years -- Mass happenings California

SHADILAY

Some of us do hold these divine relics of great power. As a set it can be... magical...

american civil war part deux

trump will die tomorrow

Kek blesses us all with irl 3d gfs

the meps doc will give me an ok for enlistment

Shadilay!

Calexit will be successful, but by 2020 they will be conquered by Mexico.

This thread is a digit wasteland

KEK bless me with fertility, may i become a parent.
Praise KEK

stop being such a selfish prick
SHADI-FUCKIN-LAY!

kek is saving his digits from trumps impeachment.

Trump 2020

I know worshipping a deity of Chaos isnt really clever, but fuck it
KEK GRANT US A HAPPENING

sorry kek has already confirmed 12 years

no worries, pepe will rule in his place

Oh FUGG whads dhis?

...

fuck kek in the ass

Im in california bracing for the storm of the decade

If this is a get, at least 5 will die

kek israel

If this is a get, I will die

PRAISE HIM! PRAISE HIM!PRIASEHIM!

wastes a get on only 5 dead.

i hope your mom is one of the 5

It appears kek has blessed me this time around

Many thanks

>at least

Kek appreciates statistical honesty and wiggle room

the only good commie is a dead commiefornian

At least five, but probably more

Ivanka will divorce and marry me instead.

Also rolling for Oroville Dam catastrophe

>captcha = body of water

Turkey re annexes the Arabian Peninsula and Canada begins a downward spiral of cuckhold like Germany and Sweden.

France will leave the EU.

If digits I win the powerball and use proceeds to make a real platform for the (((alt right)))

PRAISE BE TO KEK

SHADILAY

Sodom and Gomorah 2.0 become uncovered due to constant badgering by a mewling mainstream media.

Pizzagate buries the beasts in the deep, while the amphibious creeps battle for supremacy in the vacuum.

The republic of America will be destroyed...and rebuilt into a Grand Beacon for all men and women in all nations to see that the fight carries on eternally.

PRAISE HIM