Why doesn't burgerstan buy the land up to the south bank of the Saint Lawrence, like so?

Why doesn't burgerstan buy the land up to the south bank of the Saint Lawrence, like so?

Annexing Baja and kicking out the Mexicans would be a better idea than getting some frozen shithole. America needs more good vacation spots to be honest.

The people there don't want to be American citizens (and if they did they'd just vote Democrat anyway because they're Canadians), it means we have several hundred more miles of coastline to patrol, and it offers us nothing of real value beyond a partially more visually pleasing map.

>implying Canada would sell it.
>implying the UN would allow it

Basically the only way to change a nations borders these days is through a referendum, and even then it doesn't always go well (see Ukraine)

>be 1867
>Annexing Cuba and kicking out the Spanish would be a better idea than getting some frozen shithole. America needs more good vacation spots to be honest.
>buys Alaska anyway
>You dumb fools! Seward's folly! Rabble rabble rabble!
>suddenly gold and oil

>be Russia 100 years later
>muh rightful clay
>Bitch! We bought it fair and square!

Because it's not for sale.

But Baja is literally just sand and rock. They're lobsters and crabs and fish and logging up dar.

For what purpose?

Don't you have enough welfare queens already?

You don't have to be Mexican to have a vacation in Mexico.

>They're lobsters and crabs and fish and logging up dar.
kek
maybe 30 years ago there was
now the only thing up there is gibs

So you little niggers can't shut down the shipping lanes through there.

>>implying the UN would allow it
The UN couldn't do shit. It's not even their decision to make.

because it's full of French Canadians.

better to buy Mexico instead

You can have CFB gagetown. Mosquitos the size of dogs

Buy us please, we're very white

Keep you're hands off are colonies m8

No. You're a colony.

There's nothing of value there worth taking. It's just a bunch of liberal pseudo-frenchies.

Fun fact: Under the Articles of Confederations, the United States' first government, Canada was invited to join the US, no strings attached. There wouldn't even need to be a vote by the Congress.

Pretty much this: The UN has never done anything worth while. The whole idea of the organization is to promote world peace, yet their peacekeeping forces are a complete joke and have never kept the peace in the very few places they've deployed. The US could roll right into Canada and take it all, and the only thing the UN could do is write a strongly worded letter against us.

>t. British colony

>We are deeply concerned about the invasion of Canada by the United States and its deportation of all the Asian refugees.

This isn't on the same scale but the UN allowed Pakistan to give China some land from Kashmir

It is sparsely populated though

It's worthless and the St. Lawrence is actually pretty shit as a border since whoever owns the left bank can easily cross to the right, or vice versa if the right bank was more developed

>t. airstrip one

Imagine sharing a land border with another country, talk about povo.

This is retarded to ask. The maritimes are welfare states with no jobs or employment since fish all fucked off. It's a bunch of lobster hicks essentially and taking it would cost more than any sort of value anyone would put on it.

>2018
>Proceed to annex Canada

Literally a frozen shithole. I live in NB and I've gotten over 100cm of snow in the past week. You have to dig trenches in the snow just to get around

Why don't you just sell us New England and Alaska instead?

>raping the borders of new hampshire and maine

t. not born in New Brunswick and too pussy to handle snow

You're an idiot