AUSTRALIAN HEALTHCARE IS SHIT TIER

>muh great socialized medicine
>GP says you have a calcium deficiency
>really have aggressive brain cancer

WEW all the classic symptoms of brain cancer but since Aussie medicine is ooga booga tier they tell her to drink more milk.

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>An 11-year-old girl should not have died from septicaemia and a hospital could have prevented it had it given her appropriate treatment, the Northern Territory coroner has said.

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Yeah that #1 hdi and all the prrankings we get for health care and most liveable city were all done by cheating or gaming the ranking criterias. The whole australia best ranked place thing is just shilling to make people try to move in to drive up the prices of houses only rich chinks can get. Australia will never be good until we can admit we did nothing right for decades.

How many times do I have to say it?? LET THE FREE MARKET CURE CANCER

>I trusted my GP, whom I’d been going to for years and who discovered my thyroid cancer in 2009 when I’d only come in for a Pap smear.
It's normal
Only replacing doctors with robots will fix this

>The whole australia best ranked place thing is just shilling to make people try to move in to drive up the prices of houses only rich chinks can get

Yeah it's looking like your housing market is due for a pretty big collapse that's gonna wreck your economy.

House prices: Ideas and solutions range from dangerous to disastrous
abc.net.au/news/2017-02-17/housing-affordability-ideas-range-from-dangerous-to-disastrous/8279594

A complete crash is the chemo we need

should have gone to the veterinary instead of the doctor

...

>a country with a tiny population and no economy has bad healthcare
Wow who would've thought.

That's what that traitor gets for race mixing

socialist medicine at its best!!

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opal_(fuel)

the australian housing economy is invariably linked to the USA's electric fan industry, prepare to be without electric fans if the housing market here collapses lmfao

Something doesn't add up. I want to hear the GP's side of the story.

Clearly an oversight by the doc. Should have prescribed her a cup of cement.

first appointement
>lemme do some tests
>runs tests
>you have an agressive brain tumor maam
lol no i dont i looked it up on the internet, i only have a calcium deficiency

>no maam you will die soon
w/e imma drink some milk

second appointment
i feel really bad, all this milk ive been drinking isnt helping my calcium deficiency
>maam you have a very aggressive brain tumor please let me help you
lmoa no, i think i know what it is, ill take calcium tablets instead, milk clearly isnt good enough

third appointment
*is unconscious*
>aight lets operate on this dopey cunt
*wakes up after surgery*
wow i feel better, why did you tell me i only had calcium deficiency doctor? i looked up the symptoms and it was an aggressive brain tumor!
>*thousand yard stare*

>I must defend the establishment at all costs

Wonder whats motivating this?

nigga i just made up a story, go get fucked imma be chillin

they will never let the housing market "crash"
there's too much at stake, it would destroy the big 4 banks which make up like 30% of the ASX market cap
there might be a correction but no way it crashes. hope im wrong tho i have mad savings

I work in NSW Health.
It's a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge organisation.
It's obvious there are going to be shit doctors/nurses/admin.
A GP are they own bosses

a buck gets ten they're fucking arabs

wtf... i know that girl

lol she might be good looking but those shit tier genetics are so strong she married a shitskin

I hope she dies

>first appointment
>lemme do some tests based on what you told me
>runs small amount of tests
>drink milk
second appointment
>i feel really bad, all this milk ive been drinking isnt helping my calcium deficiency
>Really? Let me run a broad amount of tests
>run broad amount of tests
>oh fug it's brain cancer
>Call neurologist:yo bitch needs treatment pls consult
>Nerologist: woman we need to do xyz
How it should've happened

The amount of fraud that occurs in the Australian healthcare industry is amazing. So many doctors make money off being oncall when they're really not.

How would they make get the oncall money if the person who tells doctors who's oncall doesn't put them on call?

I don't think you guys understand.

The woman has 4th stage GBM. This shit is a fucking death sentence, in a way almost worse than metastasized pancreatic cancer. Her GP could've done a perfect and spot-on diagnosis on her first visit, and she would still be just as fucked.

I'm legitimately sorry for her, it's terrifying to know that you can get this shit at any time for no reason.

Socialized medicine works! But I'll be damned if I support the notion that anyone has the right to do anything with their own body; there is no way in hell I'll let my taxpayer dollar fund that.
Everyone's health is literally my business, so if I catch anyone doing anything with themselves that might cost me in the future, I plan to get the appropriate authorities involved.

She was my classmate, she was nice.
Shit situation

Yup, socialized healthcare is always a mistake. You have dickheads clogging up doctors offices for the common cold because they don't have to pay for it. As a solution to the "doctors shortage" they started importing chink and poo doctors.

my sister had bacterial meningitis when she was a baby and the hospital said it was nothing and to take her home
lucky they got a second opinion

>close relative to person who is about to die/died
>comes out of nowhere
>posts on pol
shill?????????!!!??

Canada lives three times longer than you. Spends a third of the money. We cured ebola. You charged an insured family $1,000,000 for one shot of serpentine antivenom for their BABY. They still had to sell their house and had $200,000 left over. Trump wants Berniecare. Delete your thread Evelyn

She married a shitskin, she deserves everything that's coming to her.

Three years longer

Fuck i love watching a slide thread slide. After i make it slide. These posts will receive no meaningful replies. I love breaking this board

>Canada lives three years longer than you
Not for too much longer you guys won't be. Enjoy your AIDS and exotic diseases from all the refugees you're taking in.

underrated

the only thing you slide is dog penises down your throat, leaf

Compared to here, where you have those same people clogging up emergency rooms because ERs have to see you no matter what.

Id rather wait longer in the doctors office than die in the emergency room because some illegal is ahead of me to get treated for an upset stomach when im bleeding out (yes im aware this is hyperbole and triage usualy works)

Meanwhile you get your medications for free. (and yes, tax paid is free the same way that geothermal energy is free. Technically the meds arebeing paid for, and technically thermodynamics are not being violated, but for practical purposes its free because governments tax you for whatever the population can stomach anyway, you may as well get the most benefit from it)

Oh also
>be me
>be 9
>dont feel well
>go to doctor
>is stomach bug just drink plenty of fluids :^)
>still dont feel well
>go to doctor
>is stomach bug just drink plenty of fluids :^)
>later that night feel like im literally dying, trouble breathing, delerious, the worst thirst imaginable (it would come back as soon as i stopped drinking), go to emergency room
>whoops type 1 diabetes, holy shit we cant even measure your blood sugar why are you not in a coma or dead yet? XD
>spend two weeks in ICU, including my birthday.

Good thing we dont have socialized healthcare

>Id rather wait longer in the doctors office
How much longer are you willing to wait for non life threatening surgeries or referrals from your primary care provider, even though you are in very levels of pain?

What happens when Juan-Carlos is happy to be your doctor for only 60k/year and an education from shithole country with an atrocious education system?

What happens when the docs fuck up big time, but you're left with little legal recourse?

US healthcare is such a scam. You could keep it private and still make it cheaper.

Your government literally refuses to negotiate with big pharma on prices of medicine - every other country in the world uses its government to negotiate.

It's insane

You can keep private healthcare. The government just has the public convinced it's a trade off between private or public.

Where are the expensive doctors going to go when everyone has national healthcare?

From my primary care physician all i really want is someone to prescribe me my medications and do a yearly physical.

Doctors learn more through practice than their education honestly, some of the best 'doctors' ive ever had were old PAs

I think it would overall be more healthy for society if the majority of people just did not have to worry about their healthcare because it was taken care of. The lower stress alone would probably cut down on certain conditions.

Not to mention if we canceled medicare and medicaid and just used that money for a european style single payer program, we could afford to pay doctors more than any other national health care system in the world, and still keep all the good ones.

Its even more stupid than that, the governments own health care programs for retired employees, vets, etc cant even negotiate. Actual private insurance providers can negotiate but not the government.

Some medicines cost hundreds or even thousands of percent more in the US than elsewhere.

>tfw the rest of the world gets better medicine for jackshit because americans are paying inflated costs to big pharma that they can re-invest in R&D

thanks goys :D

I should be happy you guys get fucked, but it's a joke. Everytime I see you guys get all angry about healthcare reform 99% of it misses this (most important) issue.

according to the pharma companies they arent profiting from this but rather all the money goes into middlemen who are part of the elaborate drug sourcing and procurement system in the US

I dont know if this is true or not, but either way if it was the case then moving to single payer would actually not even hurt the pharmas profits since we would just be eliminating the middlemen and having the government handle the negotiation and procurement of drugs.

I can go down to my doctors office today and tell them the pharmacy is having trouble filling a prescription and i need some meds and they will give me some free samples to hold me over because every doctors office in the country has a shitload of free samples and most just get thrown out after they expire. Drugs that 'cost' hundreds or thousands of dollars. Some people who cant afford medications basically live off of free samples. Because they dont actually cost that, and they arent actually worth that. Maybe you could say this is just the way we handle ensuring people who cant afford the increased prices dont actually have to pay them, but it seems shitty to me.

damn so their justification isnt even worthwhile. and we're not getting the value of your shitty system, the value goes to the shareholders and employees.

well, i guess investing in big pharma is a good idea

but i dont have a NYSE account

Is this actually healthcare's fault, or just a few outlier shit doctors?

chink and poo doctors

literally cannot wait

I hope it crashes, only way i can get a decent bit of land relatively close to a city.

A family's friends their son.

>Around Christmas
>Baby son has diarrhea and fever
>Rush to hospital
>Doc is on holiday, can't come, but nurse can do the job
>Nurse fucks up, couldn't even aim the right vein
>Baby dies hours later
>Cannot sue, because "they did what they could"

You could stop eating eating avocados and have the money you need in no time. Right?

Healthcare is always going to struggle to treat the population, especially since the population is aging.
You could throw a billion dollars at state level health and you wouldn't see any real improvement because everything is so costly.

>1 doctor at hospital
>No other nurses
It must be a very rural hospital

haha what the fuck, is that chestbrah

>It seems you have aggressive brain cancer
>I first attributed the signs to you being a woman
>it seems the cancer has metastasized deep into your vagina
>I need to do a phallic destruction and DNA immunization
>keep drinking milk anyway, it's good for your bones
>also you're gonna die

Australia is a small country, Pedro

>>I first attributed the signs to you being a woman
top kek lad