Are rats the most redpilled pets?

Are rats the most redpilled pets?

>can be trained to be more loyal than dogs
>can be used to spy and deliver messages
>can be taught to do simple math and pack your bong
>can name them after jews

pic related, it's mr. goldberg

>one of the shills has a pet rat and is trying to create OC

BAHAHAAHAAWWAHWAAW BAHAAAAHWHHWAHWA


holy shit you are pathetic. i hope you get honta virus you faggot subversive

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>Red pilled
>Spread plague
>Have kike facial features
>Shit all over the place like pajeets
>Can't read or write like niggers
>Hairy like mudslimes

Frogs are obviously the most redpilled.

who would win in a fight though?

excuse you sir? we do not act like this around here

>vermin as pets

wew, lads.

is that a serious question?

>african

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It's true, rats are great!
Great for feeding lizards and snakes!

Africa is a beautiful country, nigger

>leaves tiny piss deposits on everything to mark their territory
>sneezes porphyrin everywhere, which basically looks like blood mist
>fucking stinks
>lives at most 2 years, generally dies of cancer slowly over the last 3-6 months
Yeah they're wonderful pets guys!

>bull

They can't kill intruders. Fuck rats.

>tie knives to the back of rats
>ankle cutters

what now?

>>can name them after jews
Based

Only pets approved by Kek.

Rats are very smart, they're smarter than mouses.

fuck off with your insipid fantasy land bullshit.

>ankle cutters
>able to kill intruders
stop trying rato, your days are numbered

I have two rats and have had 3 others. They are good pets, fairly low maintenance if you setup their cage right. They are social creatures, meaning if they are alone they become depressed and it effects their behavior (they will hide and wont want to come to you). So to any Sup Forumsacks thinking about getting a rat, get 2. And don't shove them up your ass or I'll tell your mom you sick fuck

>buy frog
>name pepe
>buy rat
>name after a jew
>feed rat to frog

No my russian friend, plural of mouse is mice

>russian humor

HISSSSSSSSSSS

Don't make me sad. And females rarely mark and don't smell with good care.

post the little jewish buggers

OP said rat, you posted mice

I had a rat too. I set a trap and it ded now.

a toad is a frog and a rat is a mouse.
>implying pic related couldn't eat a rat

I once had two rats and the bigger of the two rats (both male) would rape the smaller one daily.

I think yes!!!

The WEAK (beta males) should fear the STRONG (alpha rats)

I've been redpilled hard as FUCK ever since!

I love rats.

They are one of the only rodents that can recognize their own name to, clever fuckers.

They can also be potty trained.
They are also quite effective at killing mice.

Super KAWAII

Black ones name is Shadow, Black and white one (head tucked under shadow) is Rick

crow>cat>dog>bull

This guy is absolutely right. Had both cat and a rat, trained them not to attack each other, they eventually got along pretty well. Shame though both died eventually.

feed them a treat in keks honor

Oh, I forgot this. Well, this doesn't matter since I speak American, not English.

Worked in pest control before.

Had three rats stuck in an empty trash container, it was about 120cm tall made out of plastic, so they couldn't jump out.

Grabbed a shovel and killed two of them with quick blow to the neck. The last one understood what was coming for him. He started to jump around and scream as fuck, while looking me in the eyes.

I have never seen such panic since or before. Took me a good minute to get him as he was jumping all over.

I owned a couple rats when I was a kid. Very nice animals. They were woke on the JQ.

>being muslim

>almost killed off the uk
sure, they are bro pets in my opinion

Fatty ratties are the cutest pets in the world

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/an/ tier shit

What an insult for a rato to name it after a jew... Sad!

they're okay but they don't last long

what about kkk rat? a fucking legend

No that would be the tarantula since they let frogs chill in their burrows to eat ants that come in looking to eat spider eggs and in exchange the tarantula btfo's predators looking for frogs. Truly a based creature.

SNEK IS BEST PET ALL OTHERS FUCK OFF

CHECK'D

I love sticking needles in frogs and snakes and then feeding them alive to my swarm of rats

Once i let a snake eat a dead rat and then I let one hundred rats tear the slimy reptillian faggot open

sneks a cute

BIG

Cool story bro

ty user

>Dies in 3 years