Why have Australians evolved to have impeccable banter levels?

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Because we live in a politically correct nanny state full of pants-shitters and bedwetters and anonymous image board banter is the only viable relief valve if you want to keep your job and social standing.

I dunno but it even transcends to irl cept that faggot nathan from brisbane who sucks lebo cock and is all rapefugees welcome

Dunno aye, maybe its coz we don't need to tryhard like Mr Trudeau over here

Quiet cunt, even britbongs can make fun of you!

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it's deflection to cover for our massive inferiority complex

>brits are top tier bantchamps
>criminals are top tier bantchamps
>aussies are criminal brits
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i have no idea where all the redpilled australians come from here.
in real life 99% of australians are blue pilled multicultural SJWs and/or degenerate criminal drug addicts (yes these groups of people overlap enragingly enough).

The non-waspy part of the population takes the piss out of each other non stop

Passively levels up our banter without us even realising

America fuck yeah

Depends on the part of the cuntry. You won't find any true blue aussie banter down in smelbourne or shitney

british """""""""""""""humour"""""""""""""""

This

And because we're full, so kindly go get fucked

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Like father like son...

Their father used to make fun of them a lot

AUSTHETIC

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because our history is one big shitpost

the british shitposted the aboriginals by establishing a colony
the aboriginals have been shitposting since the dreamtime and still irl shitpost to this day

everything is a shitpost

this tbqhfam.
america is superior to australia in every way, not even ashamed to be cucked for the only free nation on earth.
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If digits OP gets fingered by a huntsman spider in his sleep.

Re-roll

It's not as bad as you'd think

This faggot is why we need to stop immigration

you fell for the australia is redpilled meme?

How is Australian internet these days?
Is Sup Forums still the only site they can somewhat load?

HUEmour

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What are abos like?

Depends on how abo you are.

Unexpected feels 20/20

>he missed the abo thread from a few days ago
Check an archive lad, it's a good read

Will do, mate.

Actually I found the thread in my history, here you go

With that logic swedes would have the best banter.

There must be something more to it.

Perhaps your criminal ancestors have something to do with it

>read post
I call bullshit
>read comic panels
>lmfao at genuinely Aussie exchange
You fucking madman, I'm sorry I doubted you.

WATCH IT

they're alright, some are shitty and just stink up the place.

others keep their heads down, work hard and contribute to society.

Cheers, senpai!

Australians have a more open culture than Swedes.

Motherfucker, I was gonna hit you with some witty bantz, but then I tried to expand your image and the fucker came down like it was 1994 again.

yea

he said u guys have good banter
>Because we live in a politically correct nanny state

I challenge you find a more pc state than Sweden

Depends on the abo. Many are nice and have a sense of honour. Many would roll you (mug you) for $2. Sometimes they're the same person.
They generally can't handle alcohol.

Yeah nah, Bazza, we'll shag 'em Sheilas roight in the root, aftah they givvus a ciggy we do anal upon the goon bag

tfw my father called me Sven as a joke because he thought it would be funny.

Now everyone thinks i'm Swedish and was to die.

cucked

and your mother agreed
lmfao
your parents cared ay mate

>Australoswedes

Theres no peace from this hell of getting rejected from girls because "Sorry user I dont like foreign guys".

black people in USA have superior banter to white americans. australians are like black americans.

Fucking this

I hate most Aussies so god damn much

>AUSTRALIANS ARE LIKE BLACK AMERICANS

18 yet?
you can change your own name. costs like 50 bucks.

might feel weird if u r used to sven tho

the redpilled ones are working

I dont even know what I would change my name to dude.

Could be worse, I went to a 50% Muslim school for a year where a rumour spread that I was Jewish not long after I moved there. You can guess how well that went.

Derek Dundee

fpbp

Nigger banter is fucking terrible, they just fake laugh at you and insult your shoes.

google top ten sexiest male names or something

Here are the 10 sexiest names for men: Liam, Anthony, Luca, Nicholas, James, Dwayne, Luke, Aiden, Dylan and Jake. And here are the 10 least sexy names for men: Lenny, Carl, Marvin, Arthur, Larry, Earl, Chad, Todd, Monty and Ferguson.

you should probably go with chad

>With that logic swedes would have the best banter.
Actually, your scandi cousins, the finns, were close. They were the shitposters of pre-2010 and spurdo was peak finnish culture

Then ylilauta happened and they all migrated there. Maybe if it didn't exist they'd still compete with the Australians. Imagine all the lost potential of spurdo-tier shitposts

oh chad is under least sexy

>Luca
What a fucking gay name.

Just fucking change it to Steve ya daft cunt

euu budda gudda smok

Alright so I have picked 3

>Steve
>Liam
>Lesley

Which one goys?

$172 in QLD

>Lesley
Fucking don't pick that one, Jesus Christ.

You telling me girls wouldnt find Lesley a sexy name?

i miss the old aussie bantzposting days. its all fucking leafs now

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No, it sounds gay AF. Go with Liam, mate.

alot of australians have lost their blunt outspoken behaviour.

they wont come out and say what they really feel, they'll try and sugar coat it.

but on the other hand there is alot of australians that will just go all out and get blunt as fuck. dont fuck around and get straight to the point.

Would the name Varg make girls wet?

hmm steve is closer to sven might feel more natural

liam probably has more sex appeal

i dont know what australians you guys are talking about.

but the average australian bloke wont put up with bullshit. we'll cut you down in an instant. the older guys go psychotic, veins in their foreheads pumping and frothing at the mouthing mad.

lesley is a girls name

Definitely, especially if you have that stern look he does.

>but on the other hand there is alot of australians that will just go all out and get blunt as fuck.

we recently hired a new female, and when another woman introduced her to me I said "where the hell did you learn to talk like that?"

turns out she's australian, and we immediately hit it off.

as for the woman who introduced us, she was embarrassed to death and thought i had committed some huge insensitive crime.

we work in a department store, and one day the australian female was asked by an old country man "do y'all sell that doll with the fanny hanging out?", referring to some silly new doll.

needless to say it was hilarious.

cbf triggering pc cunts, its more annoying when they whinge compared to me just ignoring them

they're funny but also annoying.
at least they used to be the latter. now people regard canada as more annoying

It's because you're annoying cunts

Yeah nah cunt

big pussy lips sagging lol

Leafposters thought they had a chance.

office workers in australia arent real australians, they've taken on some fake libtard hipster behaviour with a fake bullshit gay accent.

the average blue collar worker in australian will knock a whole office out.

fuck up larry

annoying? at least we dont whinge like you cunts. pom workers over here get a taste of 19th century england. maybe its something you fuckers should adopt instead of spreading your arseholes for islam and political correctness.

The classic christian names are always a strong contender.

>tfw my grandfather was Michael
>my father was Michael
>I'm not Michael but my middle name is Michael and everyone calls me Michael
>My son is going to be named Michael

Same but with martin

>chav nigger
He's probably a chav, which everyone knows are British niggers.

Lesley is a sickcunt name