Calls himself "redpilled"

>calls himself "redpilled"
>owns a cat
Enjoy being emasculated and helping the jew.

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The true redpill is owning a pig.

Only 40 year old feminists own cats

fucks sake why does everything has to be about masculinity sex gender and politics?

>make up a stereotype
>pretend to be fighting it back
>get attention

>actually create that stereotype

>The true redpill is owning a pig
I don't plan on getting married.

This

Girl and I own a big hunting dog. If you don't own a dog you're probably gay. Just saying.

Prophet Mohammed was one of the original catfags and he was alpha as fuck.

Cats are the only pet that routinely kills for fun.
>emasculated

Your dad must be as redpilled cause he's fucking one.

Shit man does this mean I need to get rid of my cat now?

>be you
>scrolling through the catalog
>see this thread
>read stupid OP
>scroll through thread
>see this post
>respond to this post and your mother will die in her sleep tonight

Because the Great Matricide is yet to happen.

But soon. Just need those artificial wombs.

cats are shit

>LOOK AT THIS FEMINIST LEFTIE ARTICLE THAT I DON'T LIKE, ITS ALL LIES!
>LOOK AT THIS FEMINIST LEFTIE ARTICLE THAT I LIKE, ITS ALL TRUE! HAHA YOU SURE FEEL STUPID NOW

@113038825
>respond to this post AND your mother will die in her sleep tonight
why should anyone reply to you then baka

Low quality

>Letting redpill damage your life instead of enhancing it

Don't do this.

Who's funding this? Always follow the money.

Oh shit

Sora what happened to you?

>a terrible animal that doesn't love you and infects you with a neuro bacteria that causes depression
No thanks.

It's a trick ;)

be carefull with cats, toxoplasmosis causes homosexuality...

awwww :3

>owning a cat
>not being a nu-male

Pick one.

No, just get a dog too. You reverse the emasculation. Once you're both a cat and dog person you're untouchable since both sides are autistic.
>t. cat and dog owner

>cats are for girls

literally what

>work 24 hour shifts
>dogs have to pee every 8 hours at least
>poop twice a day

Not feasible. I don't own a cat but might get a couple soon.

Why would you want to own an animal period? Unless it has a utility use for you it's a waste of time and money, not to mention extremely unsanitary. I respect all animals but after growing up surrounded by them in my home I would never own one now as an adult unless it strictly lives outside. You're all faggots if you use animals as some type of symbol of your masculinity.

I live in a city where i cant have enough space for a dog and am a lazy fuck so i got two cats

thank fuck i dont use external references to determine masculinity.

we chillin', Imma give them some 'nip

Oh and BTW I just baited you all with this thread, just for you guys to realize that the article I posted is more divisive jew bullshit. If you think your pet defines your masculinity you're letting the jew define you.

my cat is older than half the people on Sup Forums

>he's got toxo, he's on benzos, what a bozo

Because the Jews.

>New masculinity

How about MATURITY? Like, just be mature enough to admit you don't fit the mold of grr manliness and that you like stuff that is not manly?

I like physical affection, I like rainy days, I like porn that is about intimacy and not HURR THRUSTING AND INSEMINATION, I like cats and housepets in general, not because I see a use in them but because I enjoy their company. I'm not a manly man. I'm fine with that, and so are you because I'm not trying to convince you that I AM STILL SUCH A MAN, GUYS. I know my place, and it's not at the alphaspot.

So can people please stop making articles doing cranial gymnastics to patch their self-esteem together because the harsh truth made a few cracks in it?

REEE DONT RUIN CATS FOR ME! FUCKING JEWS RUIING EVERYTHING I LIKE! REEEEE

>(((Toxoplasmosis)))

>people trying to make cats a political statement
its just a fucking pet

Fag.

All these gender stereotypes are made up schizophrenic nonsense from leftists used as strawmen

You mean horse, surely.

Shit argument
Pic related w/ "article" is even shittier

Banker here. Average Joe and Jane stopped watching TV and going to the movies, so this is your distraction now. Enjoy.

unfortunately, not an argument

I prefer cats because they're animals you have to be good enough for or they won't give a fuck about you. Mine watch TV with me and will sit outside my door if they hadn't seen me enough that day. They greet me at the door. I don't get the retards that say "oh, cats always just run away", nigger you aren't treating them right, mine only ever hid as kittens because they were scared and energized to shit

Who cares about what 1 article say? I fucking love cats and once I move to a place where they allow pets I'm going to get one

>owning a pet
enjoy being a cuck that wastes money on a worthless creature

Lol wat?

>live on farm
>rats fuck shit up
>get cat to kill those things

Lel the Jew has got me

Replace 'cats' with 'women'

This. My cat loved. me more than any dog I've ever had. I love both animals, but people that say that cats always leave are shit owners or have no idea of what they're talking about.

Comfy

>calls himself "white"
>is argentinian

They want everyone fighting but not over money.

Its a distraction. Instead of demanding transexual toilet rights they could be demanding a higher minimum wage.

>t. Dope

It doesn't take a genius to train a pet to behave and do shit

when will argies learn?

...

>owning a shit-tier pet with no loyalty
>not owning master race-tier dog
>not having unquestionable loyalty

What a faggot. Pets reflect the owners, so it's unsurprising that cats are as shit and fickle as women, they deserve each other.

Pet war now, gas the cats.

So if I have both cats and dogs what does that reflect about me?

Fag.

>not owning any kind of reptile
You need to swallow the redpill

Likely trans-kin or some other third way faggot that insists on taking the middle ground every time.

>on a worthless creature

Curiously, mistreating pets of your own or of others is a failsafe sign that you lack basic social instincts.

That is why groids seldom have them.

does this apply to Ocelots and Bigger Cats? I was thinking of getting one because it's badass.

Also

>not owning a dog
>not owning a labrador
>not having this much keks

youtube.com/watch?v=efGd2EQL_dU

>current year
>not having chickens as pets
>not having highly intelligent animal companions
>not having highly emphatic animal companions
>not getting free protein
>not getting free healthy fats

fucking plebs

fite me

/r9k/, MGTOW thread is elsewhere.

Faggot

Man this board needs to fuck off with this "muh not redpilled cause X" niggerdom

I like Lovecraft as a author but he was basically the prime example of an untermensch.

>Constantly had depression
>Night terrors were bringing him down in life
>Died in poverty with no offspring

>animal politics
Had both a dog and a cat, two parrots, two turtles
dog died, parrots flew away and probably wrecked havoc in the local ecosystem, turtles are still alive in an old friend's artifical pond with another dozen turtles, cat is doing well

Where am I on the spectrum?

>owning cats is an antidote to toxic masclinity
i find cats to be much more masculine than feminine
they ignore you, annoy you, make a mess and don't care
dog's are a man's best friend, but cats are a man's best roommate

Enough with your faggotry

What about owning a bird? What does that say about me?

>2017
>people still owning the feline Jew
Unthinkable tbvhwya.

>owning a cat is bluepilled
Are you mentally retarded?

It's true, women prefer Dog lovers, as they are seen as outgoing and caring, that's without even taking in account the terrible Cat Lady stigma which can and does expand to males too.

>cats are for girls
Nigga wat? They went full retard so long ago that they start gong for the second lap.

Every person who prefers cats uses that justification. Cats don't fetch because they are not domesticated. It's really that simple. By that logic one should get a wolf and be superior to both.

people that can't appreciate the pure beauty of the world god has given us think like this and they will never understand what it is to be alive. it's a broken, shallow mindset that reveals a person's inability to really understand the world around them
on both sides.

underrated string of text

>allowing an animal, that doesn't respect you, to shit in your house

Liberals really are self-loathing

i'm a cat guy, but a wolf does sound uber redpilled to me

That is what the litterbox is for, unless you cannot even go through the trouble of training a cat to use it. :^)

But maine coons ...

NO
BAD WORKER
BAD

STOP BEING SUCH A CLASS REDUCTIONIST BROCIALIST TRANSPHOBE

NOW LOOK AT THIS BEYONCE GIF

This is why we have nice things

What is this faggotry?

Who doesn't like cats? They're like the best kind of roommate, low maintenance and minimal obligation, but available for petting when you want to.

And then they go outside, spend some time murdering things, and sometimes bring a corpse back for you. They're adorable sociopaths and I wouldn't have them any other way.

I don't mind cats, but I'm allergic to them.

>It's true, women prefer Dog lovers
Yeah, because they can invite nigger Chad for quick fuck while you walk a dog.

True redpill is to have warhounds trained to kill lefties.

>Not having your own raven bro

You need to stop thinking about niggers 24/7

>toxic masculinity
Someone kill these kike bitches with fire already.

What's wrong with cats?

favela tier pet

redpilled american here with a beautiful gf and two cats. if you faggots fall for this gay clickbait you deserve to be alone forever.

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