Hoverbikes ARE FUCKING REAL NOW

Where were you when the news hit?

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Wonder what the insurance rates will be.

It's a helicopter not a hover bike

>news

look guys

a hoverplane!

Is this nazi?sauce

Can you imagine how loud and awkward that thing is to ride?

Fat people would have to pay more to ride this, fuck you fatshaming shitlord

>hoverbike
>quad chair
>fall off
>get cut in half

So its just a big ass drone.

It's the Jews. Sorry, guess you can't use it

I would hate to accidentally kick my foot forward and get it chopped off.

>an I-beam with a pair of rotors attached to the ends
the overkikes are real more like am i rite

>not using repulsor-tech
0/10 would not race through Mos Eisley chasing a bounty

>accidentally kicking your foot forward

get gud

Just don't move your leg or it'll come off

>spinning buzzsaws a few inches from your legs

ebin

Seems retarded to have the blades anywhere near the body without being confined to a cage or box. Loss of limb is a very real concern with this design. Why not underneath and have a removable steel frame surrounding it for protection of person and easy access to maintain?

Turbofan used in tomahawk missiles with some control vanes. Nicknamed the flying pulpit. Only reason you can't build your own is no one sells a compact turbofan engine to the public.

Its a fucking drone you can sit on who even gives a shit

I feel like this is just a worse version of those little personal helicopters that rednecks have been riding forever - just shaped like a bike to it can be called a "hover bike".

This is really not that new

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Williams_X-Jet
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiller_VZ-1_Pawnee

how much do you weigh, fatty?

Can't wait to see the video where his leg gets chopped off

No it's American

Special forces have had this since the 60s

...

>a big ass piloted drone

You fucking wafflenigger...

Did you just assume her gender you shitlord, I have you know she is the health Minister of Belgium.

>come to a full stop
>fly over the handlebars face first into propeller
>hire dr. goldstein to fix up your face
>he fucks up and chops off your foreskin instead

Who /biker/ here

>Bump into wall, lose legs.
Sounds like Russia to me

KLR mustard race.

Yeah. I saw this a few months ago on YouTube. My first thought was flying police. I bet it happens. Super terrifying to me. Flying cops or flying soldiers. Although it would be amazing for a cool costume or something. You could really freak someone out who is not aware of these things existing. Maybe the flying Mexican witch stuff was a super secret prototype test. These things freak me out and I see nothing but nefarious uses for it. Kek

Johnny quest shit right threre

Actually that not what I saw, this is: youtu.be/oX1mnKKayAs

Those drone engines are pretty impressive desu
youtube.com/watch?v=At3xcj-pTjg

>That part in snake eater where you have to go underwater and stop moving and put on wetland camo to avoid being seen

In the future all the sidewalks and streets will be coated in magnet

Double double digits of revelations confirm

>2017
>still can't control gravity
Might as well reinstate slavery because we might as well be in the dark ages.

Well at least it's slightly less noisy than your average assbag Harley.

God, that motherfucker is so fucking jewy

this

Are the news going to report every single fucking deportation? So far over 90,000 people have been deported to Mexico in this Year, what the fuck is going on.

Jerking off to 3D monster dickgirl porn. Why do you ask?

I would be scared shitless from being surrounded by 4 amputation devices while using this thing.

fuck.

The future is now.

>fall backwards
>become salami

yeah no thanks.

CROSSFIRE

YOU'LL GET CAUGHT UP IN THE

CROSSFIIIIIIRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE

Haven't these been around for like 30 - 40 years already?

I just fapped to wormhole loli tags.
Maybe i should look into the Touhou games.
I know for a fact knowing the characters well enhance fapping sessions, and Touhou have quite the interesting tags.

yes

Pls delet this

Oh, i know her. Let me find it.

Here it is :
exhentai.org/g/995612/11a6a509d1/
"Emotionless sex" is another great tag.
There's also that one carrying the mask. I'd love to know her backstory, why does she have the mask ?

Good taste Lord Kek.
Shadilay !

>a big ass piloted drone
So, a helicopter?

It's literally just a helicopter without a protective cockpit.

>fall off
>get chopped to pieces

open air blender.

>Haven't these been around for like 30 - 40 years already?
Difference is that these ones have tech and sensors to make it safer

>HOVER TECHNOLOGY IS REAL!
Why is it everytime I click one of these stupid fucking things I just know its going to be some god damn shit we have had since the 60's.
This is the same thing.

Call me when they create anti grav tech that is TRUE hovering, fuck even a magnet pushing against the earths magnetic pull or some shit.

>Flying around on my Op hover bike.
>Chop peoples heads and limbs off by accident.
>cut my own leg off as well.
>I didndu nuffin.

>Build a bigger quadrotor drone
>Call it a "hoverbike"
What did Vatniks mean by this?

Speaking of that, now that we showed we can produce metallic hydrogen, it will probably happen sooner than later.

For those that don't know, metallic hydrogen display superconducting up to 17°.
If that do not gives you a boner already and you need a pop-culture reference like some kind of nigger, that's literally unobtainium from the "why didn't they just bomb them from orbit" Avatar movie.

>Hoverbike
>Quadcopter bike

>Flying through air.
>Wind picks up a pebble.
>Hits you your pattelar ligament in your knee.
>Involuntary reflex causes you to kick your leg.
>Gets chopped to pieces by the propeller blades.

>fully-manned

Wait. No fucking way. You're trying to tell me that an entire, fully assembled man can drive it? Holy fucking shit

holy shit nostalgia bomb

Rebels! Blast them!

One of the best pics on the internet

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Williams_X-Jet

That