Brit/pol/ - Cool Britannia edition

THINGS

>Blair calls for undead army to rise against Brexit
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38996179

>Bercow aide reveals Labour bias, controversy rolls on
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4227188/Speaker-John-Bercow-caught-new-row-Tory-MPs.html

>Nutall caught out using emotionally manipulative lies; UKIP in collapse
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/paul-nuttall-ukip-hillsborough-claims-lynda-roughley-stoke-by-election-a7580616.html

>Bank of England to keep using meaty fivers, now tenners too - despite fiat currency on brink of collapse
theguardian.com/business/2017/feb/15/bank-england-retain-plastic-5-note-vegan-protest-10-animal-fat

>UK-EU citizens threatened in EU exit negotiations
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4222618/EU-hit-Brexit-ejecting-expats-report.html

>Lord D.ubs amendment abandoned by May falling well short of intended aims
huffingtonpost.co.uk/harriet-blackmore/child-refugees_b_14736966.html?utm_hp_ref=uk

>UK Church of England is splitting further over report on gay marriage
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38982013

>Fear the hackers! 'Restrict all freedoms as neccessary' says Queen
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38964996

>May has no plan for UK energy mix, unable to respond on nuclear
belfasttelegraph.co.uk/business/news/theresa-may-ducking-concerns-about-future-of-moorside-nuclear-power-station-35454148.html

>Air pollution at breaking point - EU slams UK
independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/air-pollution-final-warning-european-commission-uk-breaches-failure-latest-environment-16-areas-a7581191.html

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/BrexitCentral
twitter.com/dexeugov
twitter.com/CourtNewsUK
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/margaret-thatcher/8983758/1981-files-Margaret-Thatcher-secretly-advised-to-abandon-Liverpool-by-advisers.html
thedaily.online/post/2017/02/17/tony-blair-the-most-unpopular-prime-minister-ever-says-we-should-ignore-the-will-of-the-people
haaretz.com/british-mp-charges-jewish-cabal-is-guiding-tony-blair-1.11028
haaretz.com/
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/dalyell-attacks-jewish-cabal-103285.html
independent.co.uk/
scotsman.com/news/politics/dalyell-zionist-cabal-runs-policy-on-israel-1-1385178
fark.com/comments/blog673/Fark-NotNewsletter-Google-farked-us-over
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/2999219.stm
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/feb/17/tony-blair-brexit-revolution--the-panel#comments
youtube.com/watch?v=h25OMMZ8qrA
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

first for hang blair

What are some good Twitter accounts to follow? I have these:

twitter.com/BrexitCentral
twitter.com/dexeugov
twitter.com/CourtNewsUK

Mint Imperials.

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Emanuel Wynne

Without Blair does U.K. Get involved in Iraq quagmire?

Anime

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

Liverpool is one of the most lefty cities in the country. Admittedly in the "Marx had a point" sense, which is better than the "I start my dating profile bio by acknowledging my white privilege" sense, but still not exactly desirable. A few decades back they elected literal commies to local council positions and ran the city into the ground. Things got so bad the government considered abandoning it.

telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/margaret-thatcher/8983758/1981-files-Margaret-Thatcher-secretly-advised-to-abandon-Liverpool-by-advisers.html

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>go into archives to see BREXIT night
>it's fucking beautiful

>then check Scottish Referendum night
>it's literally a non story

CourtNewsUK is great.

Also ClarkeMicah.

Arr, just sucked my first cock lads.

I have a situation brit/pol/, I am being bullied by a bunch of Aryans at my university.
It started after they saw me handing out fliers for the Beady Union. I'd seen these dudes around before wearing nazi uniforms and stormhelms and shit so when one of them asked me what I was advertising I tried to play it off like it was nothing; I told him he probably wouldn't like it but he insisted I hand him the flier, as soon he saw it he called his friends over and said, I shit you not:"Looks what he got ourselves a little beady eyed anglo pig guys".
First time I'd ever heard someone say "Anglo" to me IRL, I didn't know what to do, all I could manage to say was that I am not an Anglo, I was scared, they're all bigger than me and look like they lift.
He tore up the flier and told me that if I am not an Anglo, I sure look like a "little beady eyed anglo pig" they all laughed and walked off. Needless to say I was shaking, I'd worn my SMASH THE ARYAN RACE shirt to campus before and had no problems, this was first time I'd ever been harassed for my views.
Now whenever I see any of this group they're always call out shit like "hey its the Anglo! Why don't you follow your ancestors and get Blitzed?" one of them even made a bee-line for me across the hall and would've shouldered me if I didn't move out of his way in time.
IDK what to do, there's no way I could fight them, and I don't want to risk it with the university anyway, fighting on campus is serious offense.
This is happening at least once a week, some times more, its getting to the point where IDK what to do, yesterday I almost had a panic attack thinking about having to go back to class.
Yesterday they made Stuka noises and threw water bombs filled with red ink at me. I'm worried they're going to move up to mock firing squads soon.

What anime does May like?

Referendum night was fun.

The ScotNats and their American friends getting btfo was glorious to watch.

the fucking state of job applicants. this is a genuine cover letter for a on site chef role for my events company

>How about canteen roles...I have been chef for different places and done the whole kit for 25 people for the whole week out of a small caravan on 4 gas hobs, organically grown/sourced and delicious...

>My gf is also an Holistic Therapist with Beauty Therapy inclusive so we can offer a complete care package for your staff as well as your client base should you wish...

>We can bring our own kitchen facilities, with extensive experience in high vibrational nutrition including continuous R&D and individual tailored offerings as well as nutraceuticals for optimum digestion and nutrition as well as social endeavour/entertainment...

>I guarantee to be able to develop and manage an exciting nutrtional and social aside to yOUR working environment and client atmosphere at a super affordable rate as well as profitiability concious with rewards coming through higher vibrational beings interconnecting and developing greater powers through increasing conciousness

how can this ever be a letter to a future employer?

Naruto.

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That's good to know, matey.

Aaactually im an American who didn't want the union to break up

>Nutall caught out using emotionally manipulative lies; UKIP in collapse
So I finally actually read past the headlines on this. It turns out Nuttall was at Hillsborough and then 20 years later a press officer uploaded that he lost friends there on his website.

@380kmh
@nntaleb
@elliot_ebooks
@jordanbpeterson
@mtracey
@StefanMolyneux
@Night_0f_Fire
@virgehall
@kevverage
@LordAshcroft
@britainelects
@afneil

>he doesn't vibrate his food
Enjoy your shitty non-nutraceuticals while my masseur gf blows me and raises my consciousness levels.

Yarr, came right in my mouth he did. No matter for a salty old semen dog like I.

So do I get the job or what?

Nuttall will win in Stoke by a decent margin. Labour will be in full damage control for the following few weeks. Can't wait.

>cover letters

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

"I need money and I'm a functioning human being, obviously I'm capable of doing this trivial unskilled labour job, please hire me." What the fuck else am I supposed to say?

>when you remember your 6 million best mates killed in the Rhodesian Bush War

Fuck Blair.
thedaily.online/post/2017/02/17/tony-blair-the-most-unpopular-prime-minister-ever-says-we-should-ignore-the-will-of-the-people

how to fix dick lads ;_;

It has it's moments.

Fuck I might know this fruitloop. Did some web design for a guy like that.

Mate he has contact with Higher Vibrational Beings. You're an idiot if you don't hire him

I think I fucked my interview today and BT are digging up the road fucking up my wifi

Think I'm going to kill myself

Rub it better.

Arrr, ye be stayin' away from me crew then scurvy dog.

Post pics with "Brit/pol/ 2017" written on it. Go outside so it's as small as possible.

That will just make it worse reeeeeeeeee

Leftism is fine when it's joined with white nationalism and a population that actually works and doesn't abuse the system and its safety nets. Capitalism isn't suddenly rly cool and based af just because SJWs are fucking retarded. Critiquing them is like shooting fish in a barrel.

I see far too many idiots on here and all over the internet thanks to Sup Forums's influence embracing a type of blanket rightism and acting like capitalists, CEOs, Wall Street and that little jew Ben Shapiro are their best m8s now. They've completely missed the point.

Besides, northern England was always traditionally Labour. They were our Brexit contingent. Impoverished Brits are lefty pre-enrichment and pre leftism becoming about identity politics and brown people.

I'm talking specifically about online communications.

Where is the line between criticizing Islam ( or even Jewry), posting crime statistics

and straight up saying stupid things like "HURR DURR KILL ALL n***** AND p****"

Also does where you post it matter. Obviously facebook is a no-no but what about a pseudo anoymous blog or twitter account.

Or even shitposting on here?

No.

>British MP Charges Jewish Cabal' Is Guiding Tony Blair
haaretz.com/british-mp-charges-jewish-cabal-is-guiding-tony-blair-1.11028

yeah i'm a cv only kinda guy. don't ever read them. but this did catch my eye...

get Mummy to give it a kiss

>haaretz.com/

srs though i'm scared

Well what's wrong with it?

Only 90% of them are Jewish. It's pure coincidence.

Karen

going to need a reference from one of those higher dimensional vibrating beings pal

Here is the only safe place.
Twitter? fucking lol m8. You need to give them a phone number to make an account. Of course you'll get the rozzers calling.

The skin is thicker than usual. Like it's swollen or something. Ever since 3am

>Tam Dalyell, the Father of the House of Commons, has accused the Prime Minister of "being unduly influenced by a cabal of Jewish advisers".
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/dalyell-attacks-jewish-cabal-103285.html

Don't even worry about it. They see all.

VPN will stop the Scottish Ambulance Service from reading your browsing history (there's a shitload of gov orgs that have warrant-less access).

VPN will not stop GCHQ however.

>independent.co.uk/

literally russian clickbait

GCHQ are probably watching you through your phone camera right now

Stop Masturbating

I hope so. GCHQ are a load of pakis.

Politics is only about charisma for the masses. I say that without superiority or smugness. For the consequences of New Labour the working class who moan about immigration still favour Blair over any other recent politician. Most over 50s have a permanent vendetta against Corbyn because of his comments against trident, when in reality Blair could have easily been for or against but the masses on existential issues only care about the delivery.

The problem is that the welfare is the main attraction for shitskins right now. We can start to debate about economic theory when we are not being flooded by billions of shitskins anymore. But for now the whole thing has to go.

It's too late ;_;

Got that once when I was 13. Masturbated for like 10 hours straight, was like you say the day after.

Leave it alone.

>going to need a reference
Serious question how did you get into events managing and starting an events company? Its an idea I've been thinking about recently

Use a dyson

Will it go away?

>The senior member of the House of Commons, Tam Dalyell, even tells me he thinks Blair is unduly influenced by a cabal of Jewish advisers. He mentions Mandelson, Lord Levy and Jack Straw.
scotsman.com/news/politics/dalyell-zionist-cabal-runs-policy-on-israel-1-1385178

Mine did. Depends though, what've you been doing to it? Got any allergies?

Fair enough. I don't disagree but Haaretz and Independent are garbage.

GCHQ must love listening to anime, crying, fetish porn and bidya gaems

Sorry lad, it needs to be amputated or else it'll spread

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No I don't have allergies. How long did it take to go away?

About 12 hours. Have a cold shower.

>when you find out an ultra lefty site you used to browse over a decade ago is being fucked over
fark.com/comments/blog673/Fark-NotNewsletter-Google-farked-us-over

redpill me on Sargon

It's been 12 hours

I do temporary accommodation for events,
get a job in the industry
make contacts
save up money
buy stock,
do you own gigs
hire people to do work for you
?????
profit

Aw. I was wondering what you'd come up with for the Scotsman.

>Labour MP Tam Dalyell after he complained of a "cabal of Jewish advisers" unduly influencing Tony Blair.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/2999219.stm

When you say swollen, you mean the whole dick?

I dunno then mate, give the docs a ring. Don't really want to chance it when it comes to your dick.

Nah the skin desu

From the guardian comments


theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/feb/17/tony-blair-brexit-revolution--the-panel#comments

>temporary accommodation for events

You sell/hire out portable beds?

foreskin only?

What was the deal with Tone turning to Catholicism immediately after resigning?

yeah

Post a pic, can't really say otherwise

no i build structures for people to stay in at events.
*pro tip
you can't just put a bed up outside or people get wet.

>underage adult image

what did they mean by this

Thanks lad, all pretty obvious really. Just wanted someones anecdotal experience

who's in the team

>Milkman
>Souberry
>Milliband II
>Bliar
>???

Would make for a great 'Team Remain' photo

Did you get any chemicals, chili's, perfume etc on your hand before touching your bellend?

No I doubt it

You build a whole house for them to sleep in? Sounds like a waste of money.

Christ's sake go to the doctor already

get that experience and when you go it alone work fucking hard to promote yourself. it's so much easier to get motivated when you work for self.

youtube.com/watch?v=h25OMMZ8qrA
Have fun

She wasn't actually underage, in fact the irony of it is the article was about a guy getting accused of viewing underage shit when he wasn't. If you read the article it sets it out.

No i'll wait a while