What would life be like under President Jeb!

What would life be like under President Jeb!

Avocados would replace corn as the main government subsidized crop.

We would all be dead from food poisoning by state issued guac

He probably would have been tricked by a rasputin type fellow

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Our economy would be much different since Jeb would have replaced the US dollar with a new pocket turtle based currency.

Jeb! Jeb jeb jeb, jeb. Jeb jeb jeb, jeb jeb jeb jeb.

JebbeJ!

Low energy economy, low energy policies.

It would be a big fat mistake.

Oh how I miss Yeb! memes.

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all of the liberals would still be acting the same

JEB IS A RACIST

He's a globalist puppet, so just like Obama and Bush.

Where's the exclamation point?

>spanish during the inauguration
>legalization for illegals
>more illegals pour in
>maybe some small tax cuts
>big spending on random shit to placate donors

The immigration problem would disappear overnight when Jeb unifies Mexico with the US.

Life would be One Long Summer

#Jeb!2020