Start going to church as a joke

>start going to church as a joke
>Catholic, but never been to church since childhood, apart from weddings and funerals.
>first few days are boring as hell.
>start listening to the priest.
>routine is usually to take a few cocodamol, shower, shave and just go chill for a while.
>some old women, but some young women too, 20-30.
>really surprised by this.
>first few days I don't say anything, just kinda laughing at the bullshit the priest is spewing.

>two weeks pass.
>still going
>start listening to priest
>some of the shit is redpilled af.
>girls are also listening too in agreement.

>talk to one of the girls
>get her number
>go for coffee
>didn't even want to fuck her.

What the fuck is happening to me.

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You might be growing up

>take a few cocodamol
stop doing this

>>didn't even want to fuck her.
sorry to say this but thats pretty gay

Blessed be the Lord my rock whom teaches my hands to fight and fingers to war.


Start picking up the bible and reading, never fails that the words will reach into me and make me tear up.

Catholic Englishman, I see through your proxy irish poster

Yep you're headed down the rabbit whole. Enjoy the ride. You're gonna continue to be confused for a while. Roll with it and it'll become clear eventually. Salve Frater

You'd be suprised to know how many catholics there are in England.

>go to catholic church
>meet woman at church
>have kid together
>send kid to church
>kid gets molested by priest
mfw

>some of the shit is redpilled af.
such as?

he's just role-playing

nothing

church is boring as fuck except events like christmas where my priest would bless a supersoaker then spray everyone with it

>>start going to church as a joke
things that noone ever does

you know exactly what is happening

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>start going to Catholic Church as a joke
>become a mestizo
>marry beaner chick
>shitskin children
Great

>going catholic while pope Cuckold the First is in the Vatican

I'm leaning Eastern Orthodox myself.

You might be gay

>not knowing your priest came in the bottle first

This. The Kraut and American is right
You're fucking gay OP

Good, good! Don't forget to give 10% of your income to the tithe goyi- I mean guy!

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It's hard to find Catholic churches these days that aren't "oh, be nice to everyone, love love love etc." Chances are you aren't going to a very redpilled one. If you're serious about this stuff, study what Catholicism was like before Vatican II. Don't rely just on homilies to tell you what to do or not do - I've heard some priests just sort of ramble on about nothing for 20 minutes. Keep your wits about you, and God will help you along your path when you need Him. Don't merely take Church as a one-hour 'turn-my-brain-off-and-listen-to-Father Jim' ceremony.