Brit/pol/ - Dont Worry It's Fake edition

>Blair calls for undead army to rise against Brexit
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38996179

>Bercow aide reveals Labour bias, controversy rolls on
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4227188/Speaker-John-Bercow-caught-new-row-Tory-MPs.html

>Nutall caught out using emotionally manipulative lies; UKIP in collapse
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/paul-nuttall-ukip-hillsborough-claims-lynda-roughley-stoke-by-election-a7580616.html

>Bank of England to keep using meaty fivers, now tenners too - despite fiat currency on brink of collapse
theguardian.com/business/2017/feb/15/bank-england-retain-plastic-5-note-vegan-protest-10-animal-fat

>UK-EU citizens threatened in EU exit negotiations
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4222618/EU-hit-Brexit-ejecting-expats-report.html

>Lord D.ubs amendment abandoned by May falling well short of intended aims
huffingtonpost.co.uk/harriet-blackmore/child-refugees_b_14736966.html?utm_hp_ref=uk

>UK Church of England is splitting further over report on gay marriage
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38982013

>Fear the hackers! 'Restrict all freedoms as neccessary' says Queen
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38964996

>May has no plan for UK energy mix, unable to respond on nuclear
belfasttelegraph.co.uk/business/news/theresa-may-ducking-concerns-about-future-of-moorside-nuclear-power-station-35454148.html

>Air pollution at breaking point - EU slams UK
independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/air-pollution-final-warning-european-commission-uk-breaches-failure-latest-environment-16-areas-a7581191.html

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Labour's new diverse theme tune

>tfw albanian

prove that we aren't white

protip; you cant

Who you voting for in Stoke. My vote is going for tories

;_;

Is Nigel playing the role of Sportacus?

"And this is where I keep the Keynan ashes"

Jim "No black bastards gettin' in" Callaghan as pictured in propaganda paper "Arbeitswöchentlich" circa 1968

Everything about that pic really bloods my boil.

Don't worry, it's fake.

I hope you are trolling.

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Any of you lads like slipping your missus the rodger on a saturday night?

?, I pay taxes and have a job and my 4 children all work. Tories will help intergrate Muslims and stop terroism

>that name
Hmmmmm I wonder if he's taking the piss
Sounds about right

Reposting from the other thread:
Is it? It seems to me nationalistic sentiment in a nation which sees civic principles as part of its core values is strengthening your enemy more than anything. Being nationalistic about a nation which continues to erode it's ethnic and cultural homogeneity and become a bastardised America isn't a good thing in my eyes.

you're not white

ur not really a paki, are you?

Who /scientifically proven to be racist/ here?

over 7000 comments on the bbc news article about tony blair

never seen that many

British/pakistani immigrant with a bit of french in me

The second biggest step has already been taken by the time someone is a nationalist, they already believe that some countries are perhaps better than others, and that countries should act in their own best interests, the task then is to then redefine in that person what constitutes a member of that country.

would you sit on her knee?

>Del Boy has a chance to buy a lot of bacon cheap
>bacon will expire within 2 days - he has to shift it all now
>this is a scenario ripe for comedy
>Del Boy starts selling bacon with ample use of quaint cockney mannerisms that the middle class can giggle at
>Uh oh, it's Mayor Khan
>selling the meat like this violates no less than 28 of Blair-era government regulations
>but your real crime, Del Boy, is that this is not in compliance with Sharia
>off to prison with you Del Boy
>London cheers as the oppressed minority Khan cleverly strikes another forceful blow for equality and diversity against working class white British people

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Not sure mate. I get the impression a lot of 'friendly' nationalists are lying a bit (I know I pretend to be a bit civic in real life if I need to), and would gladly go full nativist if given the chance. You need to wean people onto broad nationalism as a general concept before they can see the light anyway.

Maybe I'm just speaking for myself though.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

implicit.harvard.edu/implicit/

you have to go back.

wrong, i am white lad. albanians are literally white

Meat causes cancer and we need to be welcoming of all religions and backgrounds to create a UK that works for everyone

What's the most reddit thing you enjoy?

Im just as British as you brother

would you let her sit on your lap

Rick and Morty

wew lad

Yeah I fucked a Bulgarian girl once and she was pretty much white

They're the same as Albanian right?

The BBC comments section is surprisingly right wing.

(I say right wing in the modern sense, what would be comparatively left wing to our grand parents)

pumping the missus.

don't give me strange thoughts

racemixer

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>when you start red pilling your hairdresser and half way through they decide not to continue

Any other fellow Immigrants living in Glasgow here

>tfw your racism pales into insignificance compared to your seething disdain for mummyposters

no bulgarians are the ugly non white versions of us

What the hell is Bullshit man?

>when you're halfway through your haircut and your barber tells you he's Polish

No such thing as 'British' son. Neither are you one of our 4 tribes. Go home and make your nation great.

lel

So is Brexit happening or not?

نحن جميعا البريطانية

then why call yourself Pakistani

If doubles, UKIP wins stoke

>Pakistani-British

Post a pic of your willy m8

If you were "just as British as [white Briton]" you wouldn't need a qualifier.

Thanks for the (You) I guess.

>I'm English-British

100% UKIP surge confirmed

I feast on your (you's)

sawf takun al'iislami qaribanaan

I pay tax

I work

My 4 children and their 2 children work

I vote

I set up local religious patrols to help members of Allah Salkalam.


I am British sawf takun al'iislami qaribanaan

I live n Glasgow. How long ave you been here?

There is no god but ____. ________ is the _________ of God

There is no god but Kek. Pepe is the avatar of Kek.

>Maybe I'm just speaking for myself though.
That's where I'm not so sure. I think you, as I was, are assuming a parity which isn't there.

It'd be nice if I'm wrong but I'm not capable of being hopeful unfortunately.

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مرحبا اخي 2 years

where have u come from come to the city center we set up sharia patrols once a month

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You are a slave of me and Allahs Religion

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being a muslim must actually be pretty cool
(in the same way being a pacific island nigger tribesman who's only encounter with civilisation is his father recounting the japanese plane that crashed into the sea near their island)

or maybe more like being a slav, but not as good

im whiter than all of you subhumans british superior ir

Browsing Sup Forums

PAKIS OUT

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Allah
Mohammed
messenger

>HSBC has deactivated my fucking card again

THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING TIME

Whats a good bank to use? I am going to switch to another tomorrow. Fuck HSBC.

so did you leave yet?

youtube.com/watch?v=G6INrocJeI0

Well, RIP UKIP

Reminder that the Blood God:
>halved child poverty
>dropped pensioner poverty by 75%
>introduced the freedom of information act
>had less net migration per year than the may government
>culled millions of shitskins from the world
>refused to legalise gay marriage (passed by david cameron)
>expanded and strengthened the military (active personnel numbers started rising every year in 1998 and started dropping again in 2012)
>granted 4k square miles of right to roam greenland
>abolished single mummy bennies
>introduced safe worker laws
>was in favour of hijab ban
>refused to join the eurozone (Tory government entered the EU in the first place)
>refused to adopt the euro
Yet Brit/pol/ will still vote Conservacuck lmfao

Ayy lads, you think I should go to Somalia and steal from Somalian Pirates.

Yorkshire bank has always been fine for me.

Natwest

What happens if Tony Blair gains control of the skeleton delegates? (skelegates if you will)

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Paul Nuttall, if he is elected he has promised to tell us all about his time in the Battle of Trafalgar.

TSB.

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>mfw its do-or-die for UKIP in Stoke

>crediting a politician for the results of a strong global economy (with indicators that actually started to improve under John Major), statistical manipulation, and highly selective memory of history.

Remember Theresa May refused to relax immigration controls with India in favour of closer trade relations

Clipped a kerb on my way home from work and scratched one of my alloy wheels.

The scratches are probably 2mm deep at most. Should I get them repaired or replaced?

>This level of Conservacuck denial
>I-it was p-policy lag!! M-muh indicators!
Guess the Conservative gay marriage bill must've been policy lag too lmfao

Are you saying that India asked, as a part of trade talks, that the UK take in more Indian immigrants, and that based May refused?

Repaired.

I think John Major was a cunt too, beito san.
Who gave us civil partnerships?

WTF i love Stalin now!

End yourself.