>mom calls me to look at her cellphone
>she has a shirtless picture of Justin Trudeau pulled up
>starts talking about how "sexy" he is and how she would "totally bang him"
>"user, would you fuck him?"
This is the kind of thing that I have to put up with.
Mom calls me to look at her cellphone
Thomas Smith
Luis Turner
LEAFED.COM
Lincoln Young
What a cuck mom you have , i'm sorry for you
Blake Perry
Why are Murican mothers such filthy whores?
Isaiah Martin
You know....land of the freedom and shit.....
Dominic Gonzalez
sorry Barron, must be hard for you an all - blame your sister tho, she started it.
Isaiah Brooks
She's telling you to lose weight.
You piece of fat slob.
Liam Russell
More like cigared. Fucking Castro spawn.
Mason Kelly
>"user, would you fuck him?"
Fuck him up with a crowbar? Yes I would, mom.
Angel Richardson
And that is the reason why women should not be allowed to vote, they vote only because those reasons.
Yes, that is why Trump won also. Sometimes you can use sex appeal for you.
Charles Davis
All women want to be LEAFED.com and have a Canadian's maple syrup poured all over their buns
it's primal, American men just can't compete
Ethan Carter
Your mom is a whore and a slave of slaanesh.
Matthew Lee
(((feminism))) and (((movies))) like Sex and the City and 50 Shades of Gay have thoroughly destroyed North American women
Xavier Russell
He's a total lightweight and grade A poofter.
Mason Smith
is that his on the down low nigger lover?
Dylan Robinson
That's DMX.
Charles Myers
Time to move out, user.
Jordan Bell
>the bull prepping the bull prepper
Justin Morris
I guess you could always stay at home and have son-cuck sexual odysseys with your mommy.
Wyatt Long
Does she not realize he is a homosexual.
I'm not sure Canadians actually have genitals either.
Also your dad needs to punch her in teh cunt. I assume she's a single mother?
Owen Kelly
Nope, still married to my dad.
Leo Evans
tell her she's a bitch and tou are a son of a bitch
Ryan White
Tell that man to harden his dick up and please the women.
James Lewis
He's already fucking Canada, he doesn't need another cuntry to screw.
Hudson Green
Hudson Campbell
Any woman would be more than glad to sleep with a canadian! Our superior seed and enhanced genetics make us unstoppable by all modern contraceptives!
Owen Peterson
I would fuck him
right in the pussy
Christopher Cruz
Tell your father and if he doesn't punch her in your mouth you should do it.