POST AMAZING FEATS FROM THE SUPERHERO OF YOUR STATE
FAVORITE AMERICAN SUPERHERO? MINE IS FLORIDA MAN
Nicholas Adams
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Benjamin Reed
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David Fisher
arizona man in close second
Jacob Roberts
Is this the same guy?
Jackson Morales
florida man is the joker of the world. not the edgy one, the real madman
Luke Morales
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Ryan Diaz
not even mad
i'm impressed
Connor Bailey
holy fucking shit. DOOM GUY LIVES?
Eli Torres
Anthony Williams
Que come mierderia
Blake Thompson
Aren't you in seattle right now ave?
Asher Reyes
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Michael Gray
YES OKLAHOMA
Tyler Walker
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Nathan Diaz
>biting contest
Asher Watson
This hardcore freak should have his own video game.
>tfw lived in Florida for four years and can confirm it's exactly what you'd expect.
Joseph Jenkins
bump
Anybody got moar?
Jace Ramirez
RIP AND TEAR
Jonathan Nelson
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James Flores
Idk what to think about this one
Ryder Gomez
>florida man, the superhero/antihero of 2016
Jacob Harris
>Florida man arrested for firing gun after watching Hitler documentary
Sup Forumsack confirmed.
Josiah Ortiz
Why is Florida so fucked up? Is it the weather?
Samuel Smith
>being cool with your girl moaning an ex's name while inside her
tip top cuck
Asher Brown
Florida is the 'go here to start new' state. Its climate, large population, and recent history in the drug trade makes it an appealing spot for people with criminal records & people who've screwed up elsewhere.
It's a perfect storm for retardation.
Asher Richardson
the temperate climate and humidity make it feel like a third world country. the people act accordingly
Dylan Gutierrez
>humid as fuck
>poisonous and deadly animals everywhere
>bugs everywhere all the time
>3rd biggest state in terms of population
>"""diverse"""
>clash of the south, the north, the Caribbean, puerto ricans, cubans, and lots and lots of blacks
>also it's really fucking hot
Henry Sullivan
Florida is no more fucked up than any other State we just have freedom of press and all records become public for anyone to see. You can literally report on someone who has done nothing wrong here just because they got sued over something and their info went public. Its not the same all over America. So when news sites and stations need clicks and rating they go to the good old Florida Man. More fucked up shit happens in California and NY but you never hear about it until years after when the records go public. I'm Fl it happens Immediately.
Also one must remember most people that Live here weren't born here. They came with their families who retired or wanted the stereotypical Florida life. They bring their fucked up ideals and life style here. One thing about Florida is people don't bluff here. If someone says they are going to fuck you up, prepare yourself, where as otherplaces ive lived it was all talk. Nigs are savage here though. Otherwise most people have better manners and are nicer here than most of the country.
Landon Cook
>white people
Aiden Flores
>3rd world coun try
Nigga half the houses in my town are mansions and we have free transport. Shit John Travolta lives 5 miles from me. Country clubs everywhere. 3 bedroom houses only 30k. Nice cars everywhere and great places to eat. You must live on the west coast or in a city and never leave your bubble
John Sanders
I'm impressed, yet disgusted.