DON'T COME HERE

IF YOU'RE CONSIDERING IMMIGRATING TO SYRIA:

>>>>>>> DON'T

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timeline changed again? i just woke up

Sounds nice.

why in the fuck would anyone move to syria

Why wouldn't he?

>Syria
Good war music though
t. /sg/ poster
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Why would he? IIRC you're in the middle of a massive civil war and your economy's going to shit. No offense. I'd sooner move to Namibia.

Sunni Arab born and raised in America to parents from Syria. I speak decent Arabic but I still need to get fluent and I've spent a lot of my early childhood in Sooriya. Can I come back and help rebuild?

But what about the Syrian QTs bro?

In the name of Allah one is waiting for me!!!

Uuuuhh, okay, I wasn't planning on moving there in the first place I don't want to be beheaded tbhqfamalam baka smd kthx

You tell em.

No please. Stay in comfy Murcia

Syriangirl is in Australia. Go get her tiger

They love white dick

Nah not really. It's not that bad. It's worse in the news than it actually is.

كس أمك

Mfw iktf tbqhwy phamalam desu baka

no u

>What do you mean I can't immigrate into Syria, user?

Wat do, OP?

Bashar is that you?
Allah souriya bashar w bas

Guess so my dear Turkish brother. You have beautiful mountains btw.

yqwyf fnfks mfskef mfkse baka senpai desu ne

>Islamic runes.

Is this the Syria General thread?

Based

...

Dyjhiw tnsg ayhtsp :^)

Okay just you

Thanks my dear

desu i know a bunch of syrians and the ones who've been here since before the ((civil war))) all support Assad and say the war is an Zionist-America plot

That is why we support Bashar.

No, this is the Syrian shitposting thread

>Eu 56 J4pu
just appreciating the geography of one of the most important European countries. Hope you will join soon.

Hahahaha kldwalkfes jfklsent klesflk yjklrdmsekltm desu nice try

I want to hear it from Syrians. Who are your allies in the region and historic "friends"?

>IF YOU'RE CONSIDERING IMMIGRATING TO SYRIA:
I doubt any sane person would consider it.

The jews of course!

>tfw you realize that the "Syrian Civil War" is actually the largest FAKE NEWS operation in human history to get Euros to accept non-Syrian shitskins while Syria is actually one of the most developed and wealthiest countries on the planet

syria is allied with Iran since the iran iraq war (rivalry with iraq), and with russia and hezbollah (lebanon)

Anyone notice how normies are incapable of noticing the resemblance of arab script to swords and daggers? I've mentioned it a couple times and it seems obvious to me, but normies sperg out about it and seem like they're literally blind.

Why so racist? A country with such rich culture and about to have an economic boom will surely draw the attention of some of the brightest minds. I already fear the brain drain.

>IF YOU'RE CONSIDERING IMMIGRATING TO SYRIA:
>>>>>>>> DON'T

>syriangirl is in australia

Thank you, Bashar

But Iraq (Shia-controlled government) is allied with Iran. Does that make Iraq and Syria allies too?

thank you my brother. 1683 best year of my life

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>Nah not really. It's not that bad. It's worse in the news than it actually is.
I can relate.

I meant rivalry with Saddam's iraq, modern iraq is almost an iranian client state ( when you count the shia militias)

Sorry not sorry xD

If you're unironicly saying that then please go /out/ if you're being post ironic/nu-ironicism then sorry we only allow ironic posting here. Me too thanks

The boom is certainly there, quite literally. Most be interesting for adventury vacations.

>half a million dead

uwat

wtf why are you speaking turkish

jajajajajajaja

heres a hint: 70% of those dead are males
60% of refugees are male as well.


There is a lot of lonely females in syria..

mind if I visit? I'll be around for about a week, thanks

pffft :^)
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ayyy

No, no. Why aren't you speaking Turkish?

2 days tops sorry

>1. We dont want you
Sand nigger take back your rapefugees

lmao more like three and a half hehehehehhe xddd

>serb calling somebody else a nigger
kek

Everyone on /pol is a proxyfag American pretending to be from this or that country.

Id rather move to fucking Nigeria to get fucked macheted into the skull rather than getting mixed up with you and your 100 inbred brothers

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What the fuck are you talking about leaf

I wish i was american instead of canadian

t. urk rapebaby

no u

Welp xddddddd

Why should someone move to syria? They are giving free lands? Gold for fighting isis? Free waifus for fighting terrorist? Reconquest the krak des chevaliers for making a crusader city?

Oh God how much I wish if I were just another proxyfag

this.

Serbia is white lol are you that retarded leaf

>Immigrating to Syria
>to

>what do you call a leb that crosses the road?
Syrian.

hehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehahahahahhahahaahHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

keep telling yourself that mehmet

yqwyf fnfks mfskef

Yeah sure those are words

Oh sorry I meant too* :^)

Fuck you, I'm moving to Syria to worship based Asad the keeper of the Holy memes.

What if I marry a Syrian qt, can I become a citizen then? Please.

They looked white in that serbian snuff porn movie.

They aren't white?

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Question Syrian man

Given the choice between the Assad family retaining control or reverting the a legitimate Hashemite dynasty which would the syrian people choose?

Does anyone even immigrate TO Syria?

You must be thinking of the south Bosnian people

I mean it's the best Arab country but at a fundamental level it's still an Arab country

But nobody would because obongo started a war in your country.

ALLAH SURIA
INSHALLAH YA ASSAD

A Syrian and an Australian are walking around and the Aussie says "hey look a dead bird." The Syrian looks up at the sky and says "where?!"

xddddddddddddd

>YA ASSAD
YA ALI

>based Assad

Here's your Syrian citizenship. Welcome aboard. Get ready to fight the world. The left wing hates you for muh moderates :^( and the right wing hates you for being Syrian

Seek above

REEE NONE MY PRESIDENT IS STAYING FOREVER

Memes aside. We still have chinks and a few Africans.

Lies

YAAAA BASHAAR

so... Assads then?

got it

Assad will make Syria greater.

>the eternal roo

Words hurt you know :^(

SOOOOON
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Sounds like a reasonable immigration policy to me. Carry on then.

:^)

Yum I love sharing food pics :^)

the european-american wars are too much.
Weve decided to immigrate to the safehaven that is the middle east.

Some countries like syria, iran, and saudi arabia even have benefits for us. Theyll let us in just because we are white.

Ofc user. Letting in whites just like some of us is the dream :)

I'm Druze and I have a Ph.D in barrel bombology from Harvard. Let me in. My Dad is in the pic by the way pls no bully.

It's times like these i feel like i'm in a Autism Speaks Agency

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how about some kibbeh or mahshi?
syrian food is really good