NEW CONTINENT NAMED

Welcome Zealandia, or Tasmantis, to the world stage!

abcnews.go.com/International/earth-continent-called-zealandia/story?id=45564920

So, what does this change in regards to international law?

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>who gives a fuck

THE
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN

/B'CKERz/ edition.

youtube.com/watch?v=UUj2IpH0yUg

clearly east australia, don't give a fuck about you 'haxoring' skills

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>WE

>WEZ

Wat in the fuck!! THIS ISN'T NEW!!!

I FUCKING READ ABOUT THIS YEARS AGO AND IT WASN'T NEW THEN!!!

TURN ON ABC NOW!!!!!

YOU ARE MENTALLY FUCKING ILL!!!

>or Tasmantis
fuck off

fpbp

its been taught in schools since the 70s

It kind of is part of Tassie though.

This is incredibly old news. I've known about this since I was a kid.

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>Tasmantis
Fuck off.

They're still on our tectonic plate, still just there to be our shield when R'lyeh rises.

How does it feel knowing Australia is basically irrelevant now?

>falling for the pavlova jew

>They're still on our tectonic plate
not so fast there

like being a kiwi?

I for one welcome our new Tazmantian overlords

Also, don't trust anything scientists say ever lol

>ayyyyy Pluto is totally a planet haha trust me I'm a scientist
>ayyyyy there are only this many continents kek trust me I'm a scientist

Damn wow.

Aussies are triggered as fuck over Tasmantis

>this is news to foreigners
BEHOLD THE TRUE SIZE OF NEW ZEALAND
(((they))) do not want you to see this

lies:

nationmaster.com/country-info/compare/New-Zealand/United-Kingdom/Geography

We cant just add another continent just like that

>implying a country who have to poison other teams can be trusted to tell the truth

Just goes to show, NZ is our little whore of a sister LOOK! She is getting torn apart by two ((plates))

pls no bully

tasmantis sounds like some kind of fungal growth on foreskin

Feels good huh?

not, you, obviously, dumbass

>all the richfags buying NZ property to survive global devastation

>it's literally being torn apart by plate tectonics

hmmm

we only need steyn to do that.

CHULLY BUNS!!

You have bigger experience, you tell me.

I saw this as a headline yesterday and I'm as lost as the other kiwis above.

Zelandia has been a thing for fucking decades. Its the whole reason our EEZ is so fucking massive.

no our EEZ is so massive because we always have tiny islands that keeps on pushing it back

N FOOKIN AY BREW

feeeeesh eeend cheeeeeeps

That's right fuckers we are going to extend our exclusive economic zone and take the maquarry islands off aussie, boonga islands are ours now too. They always were dependant on us for aid and whenever a storm blows through.

We Greater Zealandia now.

it all needs to be claimed also antartica

Its spelt "IS" not "EEZ". No matter how you pronounce it.

All the south africans I meet are managers and tricky little jobs like pilots.

It's like they lost their ability to work after having niggers do all the hard jobs for several centuries.

We need to start putting off shore winds farms surrounding these pacific islands, then send NZers to live there.

Then we can easily add these places to our territory (see: falkland islands). Once that is done, we must police this huge new exclusive economic zone and keep those foreign fishing vessels out. Anti ship missiles and speed boats cost less than a chink naval fleet. And we won't have a problem with them if we guarantee Russia fishing rights.

I'm going to edit the map of how much ocean/islands we should claim. This is now on environmental grounds. We are taking this swathe of ocean to clean it up from every other countrys plastic waste.

CRIIIIIKAAAY

our navy only has 1 working patrol boat the can be ready to go and even it had to let pirates go away because they did not have enough arms to take them on

nope, it's all wrong! it must begin with a vowel and end using the same vowel.
fucking uneducated ink-faced losers.

I'm surprised you've ever heard of it then.

What a crock of shit achmed, are you posting from the avondale mosque? Either that or you are just an unpatriotic labour supporter who doesn't want a strong military.

Pic is the territory we should take. Red is the first stage, consolidate our ocean territory. Stage two is purge Papua New Guinea and take the south pacific, we will need Australia's help with this and must offer them a good deal.

(pic related)

what are you talking i'm saying our navy is shit and it needs 10 times the current amount of ships minimum to even fulfill our basic strategy

well ur mum licks it off daily so its no worries

Here is an updated map of what I think aussie should claim in our alliance to take over the southern oceans and parts of Antarctica.

In all sirisnes if Australia and NZ were to ever start all out warfare with each other, the moment another nation steps in we would join sides and beat those fuckers off for ruining our native bants

ross dependency needs to take over the current unclaimed part of Antarctica

Yes, we need more ships.

Fuck it, add Antarctica to our claim as well. We are going to need to grease up the right world powers and do deals with them and have a strong military. But we could claim these areas and benefit very well economically.

we get half and the Poms get half claiming from the falklands

And how am I to explain this to my psychotic gf who is convinced that the word is changing because of her.

>the ocean level rises due to global warming and uncovers a new continent
>this makes sense to liberals

I think a minimum of 6 frigates and a couple of LHDs would be a good start.

the we need at least 30 offshore patrols ships

We should give you our old F-18s and you can pull some project Kahu shit on them

we were going to get 2 squadrons of f16s for less than 100 mil but fucking labour got in and stopped it

Have some self respect

Ahh yes Comrade Helen and her Baby Killing F-16s, that is certainly what got her to the UN.

>new zealand is now a continent

I'm not going to believe these fake news.

atleast Helengrad world wide was avoided since she didn't get head of UN