Aus/pol/ General - Saturday Night Edition

What is up mates?

In the news, what a bunch of flaming mongrels:

>Emu chicks allegedly killed by teens charged with growing cannabis near Port Lincoln in SA

>The trio deliberately ran over the chicks before doing a number of burnouts in the park and leaving

abc.net.au/news/2017-02-18/emu-chicks-allegedly-killed-by-teenagers-near-port-lincoln/8283164

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The official Aus/pol/ Theme:

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Is there such a thing as political talk radio down there?

on my 2nd tooheys new, got some frozen chips in the oven, gonna bath em in mato sauce and inhale those fuckers.

Yes m8 we have conservative "shock jocks" in every state and they are considered powerful influencers.

A "shock jock" here just means a right wing populist, not a degenerate.

Getting ready for the inevitable 'Apex' chimp out at white night tonight.

>frozen chips
>dead horse
What brand. what variety? Please tell.

>white night
In current year? what is it?

Post abbotts

Bring back based tones.
Build the Timor Sea wall and make the Indonesians pay for it.
Remove Chinese.

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Never listen to kyle sanderlands was he right wing?

Ohh noice, what is white night?

pic related matey

Any names I can look up?

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They light up a bunch of buildings with light displays

its pretty shithouse, its just thousands of people meandering around the CBD at night and some of said shitty light displays.

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THE
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN

/BIIIIIHKRZ/ edition.

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Currently in Sydney CBD

When can we begin the day of the rice cooker?

www.faceberg.com/events/263972334025971/
>melbourne

>crinkle cut
In current year? Whatever floats your boat I guess m8.

I miss hey hey.

Steve Price, Ray Hadley, Alan Jones.

BUDGIE SMUGGLAHS

Cringe

People still follow this guy?
He's still alive?
I'm surprised Jahans hasn't gotten bored a long time ago.

I'm open for suggestions mate

Andrew Bolt is pretty good don't know if he does radio though.
Wrote this based article though. archive.is/vis0A

I just moved to Melbourne from geelong two months ago.

Didn't think I'd be saying this ever, but I think I fucked up. Why is Australia so cucked?

>Live in Geelong, want to kill myself
>Live in Melbourne, want to kill everyone else

I can't win :(

Very Melbourne. Hipsters promenading amidst degenerate art displays.

I'm going to kill every non-white I see when the race war comes. I'm going to beat every brown person, Indians in particular, chink, gook, wog, arab, muslim I see to death with a baseball bat with my right wing death squad.

Every night I'll going to get into my Mad Max rampage car that's a 2001 holden commodore vx modified with wheel spikes, barbed wire and a giant spiked ram and run over every shitskin I see while my fashy goy white supremacist brothers sit outside the windows with nail spiked baseball bats and hit the heads of every Indian and Jew we see.

The streets will be flooded with the blood of non-whites.

Every day I'm just waiting for it.

Non-whites literally asked, begged, to be killed the moment they came flooding into white countries

These days I like a potato chip or wedge with the skin still on. Something with a bit of herb on it too.

Yeah, steady on m80.

>Police said two boys, aged 16 and 17, and a man aged 18

never liked this line of thinking.

Trips of truth, calm down chief.

Are you saying they are all boys, or all men?

Drinking for 29 hours straight. Almost finished my second bottle.

I am breathing fucking fire with this indigestion.

I need help.

It looks like a copy pasta mates.

nah cunt
youtube.com/watch?v=AJKQvHhSs8g
this is

What has caused you to embark upon this course of action?

Still at work.
FIFO Miner in WA. Thank fuck humo day is nearly over.

Shit thread with no links

Actual thread with news

have a thickshake from hj's mate

>applying for jobs all day
>have now moved onto applying for US jobs because their graduate intake is during the middle of the year and ive ran out of shit to apply for in aus
>keep seeing this shit:
>the "diversity" tab
>are you latino or hispanic?
>what race are you?
>are you a discharged militaryfag?
>are you a protected veteran?
>are you disabled? (followed by a huge list of disabilities)

most applications here have like one diversity question, are you boong or not?

something is very wrong when you have a better chance at getting work if you once served in the military or you're a spastic

I like this Alan Jones guy. Its good to know you guys aren't as cucked as Sweden.

Been an alcoholic for almost 2 years.

I hate my life and am getting pretty close to just ending it because I'm tired and I genuinely don't see where improvement will come from.

m8 we will move there when this one reaches 300.

If you ever insult one of my threads again you will pay.

I'm not driving. I drove last night to get another bottle like a fucking degenerate but I was still lucid enough to drive cleanly. I haven't slept and can barely focus or could injured someone. I'll crash and have to deal with jail.

Not worth it for a thickshake.

>latino or hispanic
Why should they get special treatment? At least the nig nogs used to be slaves and segregated so they have some sort of excuse.

America is fucked.

I would never say any of these pathetic cunts are men. They should all be charged with the same offence and get the same punishment. So essentially I am saying they should all be charged as adults.

Don't kill an animal unless you are going to eat it.

why you drink so much timmy?

there are much better ways of dealing with issues or enjoying yourself.

maybe limit yourself to half a bottle next time.

Your thread is the equivalent of a 457 visa, what the fuck is it doing here

>I like this Alan Jones guy.
He is a closet homosexual and probably a pedophile.

He used to be a high school teacher and liked to feel up the boys.

Are you a NEET?

Limiting is pointless. Better to just abstain completely but life is so fucking depressing sober.

I never heard about this one.
youtube.com/watch?v=WDGajZ17ayg

Nope. Work full time and live alone. I'm 31.

>Don't kill an animal unless you are going to eat it.
Or if it is a pest that fucks up the rest of the environment.

Can this become a regular /auspol/ pasta? It's much more interesting than anons describing their dinner.

this is why you need hobbies ppl

Soon user soon

How is a Holden Adventra for babby's first car?

People really do need hobbies.
Women especially.
It's scary how few women have legit hobbies that aren't social media.

Where to find qt /onenation/ gf?

>Emu chicks allegedly killed by teens charged with growing cannabis near Port Lincoln in SA
>The trio deliberately ran over the chicks before doing a number of burnouts in the park and leaving

DEATH PENALTY WHEN

>Holden Adventra
Get a Subaru Outback instead.

nar cunt my cousin already has it

This

Queensland would be your best bet.

White women who aren't from Eastern Europe are so tiresome though.

Mormon chicks seem pretty decent and are always cute but their religion is too retarded to follow. Wish I could be religious. Church-going folk always seem so happy and have family, communities and friends.

Or masturbate to Eminem songs in your room with the light off like you do every other night.

Alright cunts?

Missus had one. Broke a valve stem. Terminal.

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>Lots of Boot Space
>Leather Seats in most models
>Compartment Storage
>V8 or V6
>Can tow 2 tonnes
>Can wade through river
>Good Reviews

What more could i ask?

How many on the oddo?

DAILY REMINDER

DO NOT SEXUALIZE PAULINE

oi yeah nah cunt

>uploads a 1.57 MB
>flag

are you from the future?

As if it's possible...

I ate some Scooby Dooo snacks and I can't stop shitting

He must be one of those NBN fellows

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If the car has been well looked after then it should serve you well. It will do what you need it to do.

TURN ON (((((THE NEWS))))) NOW!

What the fuck are Scooby Doo snacks?

Did they make biscuits branded like the ones Shaggy and Scooby eat in the cartoon?

why?

I bought some scooby doo mini hotdogs in puff pastry frozen at Coles once.

HAd to throw them out they were terrible.

You know, those red sausages covered in pastry

WHY???
I MUST KNOW!!

Nope. Like a pig in blanket?

Why not just buy party sausage rolls?

switched to news 24, i see nothing, it better be good cunt

fuk u

I kind of like them, its just that they're covered in too much fucking oil

Here they are. I am tasting them again now. Yuck.

>puffy dogs
>looks like a dog's red rocket

why are the jews doing this

I wanted to try something new and exotic for a change mate.

Fuck that.

I would rather a box of Patties party sausage rolls and ketchup.

Fair enough.

>Graduated Uni in late October 2016
>Got a job before christmas

Maybe try harder?

Yummers.

Pizzagate connection perhaps?

what field did you graduate in?

IT, majored in networking/Security

any of u cunts watching crocodile Dundee?