Can someone explain to me what the weapons on the left and the right are?

Can someone explain to me what the weapons on the left and the right are?

lol italy......pizza......get it?

Pizza Hut makes the best Pizza.
Tomatoes, Bacon, salami, Balsalmic Vinegar with stuffed crust. God-Tier

Better ingredients

Better pizza

Papa John's

You seem to have chicken on the left and bread sticks on the right.

I want one pepperon

And I better get it too

Hot chicken wings on the left. Garlic bread sticks on the right.

Better pepperoni, better crust: Pizza Hut
Better Wingstreet, better soda: Domino's Better...: Little Caesar's
Don't even cook the pizza, don't even deliver the pizza: Papa Murphy's

These weapons destroyed the Soviet Union
Look up Gorbachev Pizza Hut commercial

thats not how u spell papa johns

papa murphy's thin crust is amazing though. they have good sauce too

Looks like batons and meat grenades with some sort of high cholesterol shield in the middle.

it is funny though. because these really are weapons. they caused an epidemic called obesity.

obesity. they're called obesity. Go to the midwest. You'll understand.

Fat fuck living in the Midwest here
Can confirm

So in a sense all of the fast food that has been appropriated is slowly killing the US from the inside out. SO maybe Italy won WWII

the midwest, what? the south if full of all the fat retards

Have you seen southern women? You are high.

Left: Tasty animal flesh foodbait coated with a chemical incapacitant called capsaicin. This less than lethal substance causes activation of the TRPV1 skin receptor which causes an artificial burning, heat, and damage sensation.

Right: Genetically modified wheat which causes your body to attack and destroy your own intestines, causing you shit blood until you die.

citation needed.