Brit/pol/: S O N I A edition

>Blair declares open war on Brexit. Sides with Sturgeon - pro-indyref2
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/17/nicola-sturgeon-says-tony-blair-right-say-brexit-strengthens/

>Junker rolls over in full damage control. Offers to downsize EU to prevent Brexit Dominoes
express.co.uk/news/world/768864/A-LOT-of-damage-Juncker-fears-Brexit-DOMINO-EFFECT-as-he-prepares-to-downsize-Brussels

>Nutall crocodile tears over Hillsborough unite UKIP
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4234166/Paul-Nuttall-lashes-smears-Hillsborough.html

>Bercow has 11 MPs backing him against vote of 'no confidence'
news.sky.com/story/save-john-bercow-campaign-launched-amid-no-confidence-motion-10770407

>Pound slumps against Euro over fall in consumer spending due to inflation
poundsterlinglive.com/gbp-live-today/6235-gbp-to-eur-and-us-retail-sales-jan-17

>NHS heavily reliant on foreign workers, needs more
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-38981129

>Brexit begins to benefit UK fishermen
belfasttelegraph.co.uk/business/news/northern-ireland-trawler-fleet-will-net-immediate-rewards-following-brexit-35460570.html

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Hate

>Brexit: Jeremy Corbyn tells Tony Blair to respect the result

Blairite purge when?

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This guy walks in and rips up your Article 50, what do you do?

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>Mr Blair woke his wife, Cherie, one morning and told her: “If John dies, I will be leader, not Gordon. And somehow, I think this will happen. I just think it will.”

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what the fuck lol this was really a picture

>a fucking gold crucifix

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He's a cuckolic

He killed Robin Cook, so there's nothing to suggest he didn't kill John Smith too.

>t smelly gyp

>tfw u want to pretend you've started wetting the bed again so mummy will let you buy nappies without thinking you're a deviant weirdo but since healthcare is free she'll make you to go the doctor and he'll probably do tests that prove you're a lying little bastard and write that on your case notes

get help

>implying NHS doctors aren't lazy as fuck and won't just make a diagnosis only on what you've told them.

Remember when BBC comedy was funny

youtu.be/XF5JMIueUkY

I fucked up guys, I got shit faced on Thursday night at a work conference and called the CFO of a FTSE 100 company a cunt. Then to get through the day I blasted 500mg cocodamol and 300mg of modafinil, on top of the nolvadex and clomiphene I'm taking for PCT. Would have take cinnarizine too, but I couldn't find it. I got fucking WIRED and went out last night and started talking Sup Forumsitics with normie aquantances, had just 3 pints by the time i got home i was experiencing some truly fascinating visual disturbances. No idea whether it was an interaction between the drugs and alcohol or my bodies response to lack of sleep + stimulants. Not been officially fired or even reprimanded yet. Not looking forward to going back to work on Monday.

Just roll with it and be confident.

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Never forget

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Y K T D
K
T
D

YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
THE DIFFERENCE
DIFFERENCE

>jokes on you infidel, that's my fetish

this, one with a heart attack, the other fell off a mountain kek.

xth for are Joe

Don't forget about that weapons expert who """"""""killed himself in a field"""""""""

How about not being a roided out junkie before you go full moatie on us?

NATIVE Britons
Beware of
FOREIGN Influence

British Flag - Subhumans
>gypsy
>indian-"Scottish" Mongrel
>quadroon
>mulatto
>yemeni
>iberian kike
>ukrainian
>Racemixer (chink Wife)
>Racemixer (korean pig Wife)
>Racemixer (pregnant quadroon Wife)
>Japanese-"English" Mongrel
>1/8 kike "Brit"
>chink
>Pro-Anglosphere gook/chink/jap
>kike Randposter
>Russian gopnik
>TRANNY
>Macedonian degenerate cigan

British Flag - Degenerates
>Bomber Rimmer - Foot Fetishist Kike
>Preuße - Paedophile
>Meme Merchant - Autistic Underage Warmonger

Foreign Flag - Subhumans
>Ukrainian kike (Russian Flag)
>JIDF kike (South African Flag)
>Civic Nationalist Half-Breed/Mongrel (Netherlands)

YOU'VE BEEN FOUND OUT

Tfw no YKTD.

yktd was a fag

>Do Big 5 because MBTI is PopPsy
>Get this
Thoughts?

Roids are great, I chemically castrated myself with tren and did no fap & no porn on a clean break, now my pct is basically over and sex drive is back I have no urge to fap and no desire to look at porno.

Drugs are OK, but you have to respect them. That's the mistake I made yesterday.

He left for our sins

I wish the BBC would go back to being great.

youtube.com/watch?v=InTC-ccPTfw

I miss waking up as a kid to watch the OU in the morning. I'd watch it even now if it were on.

If anyone accuses you of anything, laugh raucously and deny everything and pretend you were too drunk to remember anything.

>have israeli, English and Australian citizenship
I'll be back to vote remain next time lids

I know it's great isn't it

CFOs aren't really human. They won't care.

OH SHIT THE MADMAN'S DOING IT!

So, why aren't you out socialising on a Saturday evening?

>more than 1 dislike
fake

>would go back to being great.
>back
Anonymong
Jewish?
>English
>citizenship

Obvious MKUltra false flag.

lol as if I would associate with degenerate scum

I'm practising learning the lute and reading medieval poetry

Pic related is a map of the counties of England, with the colour of the largest party (most general election constituancy seats in the county). stripes/split if a tie.

Taking my parents to see La La Land at 9.

>out
>socialising
This is where you failed.

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Oh no

You?

Tell them you messed up your doses and was confused.

lads i thought moving away and getting a job would improve my life but if anything i am even more lonely and miserable

What's the occasion?
Wew lad

Fucking calm down morrisey

Where are you living now? What's your job? What's wrong with your life?

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How many courses on the lute?

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kek

because I have a free house for once, as my girlfriend (pls no bully) is away for the weekend

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you've crossed the rubicon now
you'll never be able to tolerate living with family again, but you'll always want to give up and go home

>Tfw no gf to be away from me for the weekend

Who /patchybeard/ here?

A "free" house he says, as he pays his rent or mortgage. As he owns only 6 feet of the earth beneath his feet if at all, and none of the sky above. As he pays his TV license and internet line rental, consuming media he has no say in.
What freedom.

blah

Going to Spoons at half 10 and then the local club

He seemed less shocked than everyone else in fairness.

I'm an antipodean Brit so if anything comes of it I will tell HR they are being culturally insensitive (I called him a mad cunt).

>Tfw 19 with genes for full beard I've been able to grow since I was 14. To spite you even more I observe my magnificent beard genes and then still proceed to shave it off.

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I am living West of London. I got a job at a Japanese freight company because I still remember enough Japanese from when I stupidly chose to study it at uni for them to hire me. My colleagues and manager are all nice enough, but I think they can tell that I am an autist and pity me as such.

The problem with my life has been there for years. As long as I can remember. Zero social skills, zero self confidence, zero ambition to improve myself.

At least when I lived with my family I had a younger sister to talk to.

I don't think I'll go home unless I have to. It would be a bit embarrassing at my age, anyway.

>bullying
>logic and reason

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nobody will help me lie

never rely on other people being lazy, the only time anyone makes an effort is when you want them to cut corners

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>He thinks I'll EVER stop shitposting.
Admit that this general needs me- without me its dead; I'm the defibrillator this thread needs.

disapprove of her life choices desu

thats just a dago

Top kek, tripfag purge now.

>australians

Look for a different job. You obviously hate it. Look into some self improvement stuff such as:
youtube.com/channel/UCBIt1VN5j37PVM8LLSuTTlw/videos

for social skiils improvement. If you're single join dating sites and tinder etc.Get out of the house more and socialise. Go to bars and clubs. Being on your own with your thoughts isn't productive and is only going to exacerbate the problem.

he needs to learn the blade

HOLY FUCK YKTD EXPOSED ONCE AND FOR ALL

Funny, isn't it...

>posting wojak
lol, loser

>meme merchant
>giving life advice

Neck yourself

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I actually like the job a lot, much more than the other jobs I've had, at least. I just wish I weren't such an autist.

>Sheltered middle class child who begs girls for sloppy seconds and believes Gangrape doesn't happen in the west giving life advice

kek

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/180784

Really makes me think

Apart from the gf situation my life's going great. My dating shizzle is hampered by me still living at home, once I go to uni I'll be a lot more proactive in that area.

This is actually physically painful. Fedora katana leather jacket feminism. It's everything off the A-list of autism.

Check out the channel link I sent its very useful for building social skills and stuff.

At least live by your own advice you virgin sperg. Your heart might be in the right place in these dumb /soc/ outbursts, but need I remind you you're too autistic to even ask girls out?

Of course it will