When the Himalayan peasant meets the he-bear in his pride, He shouts to scare the monster, who will often turn aside. But the she-bear thus accosted rends the peasant tooth and nail. For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
When Nag the basking cobra hears the careless foot of man, He will sometimes wriggle sideways and avoid it if he can. But his mate makes no such motion where she camps beside the trail. For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
When the early Jesuit fathers preached to Hurons and Choctaws, They prayed to be delivered from the vengeance of the squaws. 'Twas the women, not the warriors, turned those stark enthusiasts pale. For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
Man's timid heart is bursting with the things he must not say, For the Woman that God gave him isn't his to give away; But when hunter meets with husband, each confirms the other's tale -- The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
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So it cames that Man, the coward, when he gathers to confer With his fellow-braves in council, dare not leave a place for her Where, at war with Life and Conscience, he uplifts his erring hands To some God of Abstract Justice -- which no woman understands.
And Man knows it! Knows, moreover, that the Woman that God gave him Must command but may not govern -- shall enthral but not enslave him. And She knows, because She warns him, and Her instincts never fail, That the Female of Her Species is more deadly than the Male.
A thousand thundering thrills await me Facing insurmountable odds gratefully The female of the species is more deadly than the male
Shock shock horror horror Shock shock horror I'll shout myself hoarse for your supernatural force The female of the species is more deadly than the male
Oh she deals in witchcraft And one kiss and I'm zapped
Oh how can heaven hold a place for me When a girl like you has cast a spell on me Oh how can heaven hold a place for me When a girl like you has cast a spell on me
Frankenstein and Dracula have nothing on you Jekyll and Hyde join the back of the queue The female of the species is more deadly than the male
Oh she wants to conquer the world completely But first she'll conquer me discreetly The female of the species is more deadly than the male
Oh she deals in witchcraft And one kiss and I'm zapped
Oh how can heaven hold a place for me When a girl like you has cast a spell on me Oh how can heaven hold a place for me When a girl like you has cast a spell on me
Oh how can heaven hold a place for me When a girl like you has cast a spell on me Oh how can heaven hold a place for me When a girl like you has cast a spell on me
Joseph Robinson
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Wyatt Clark
Reminder that Paul Nutall survived the destruction of Planet Vegeta.
Josiah Gonzalez
Finish the other thread off you nonces, we have like 80 posts to go.
Ryder Gomez
>tfw I wildly swing political positions every year for the past 7 years
Logan Martin
it was too contaminated see you when you catch up
Logan Gomez
Lancashire and Yorkshire are both shit.
Robert James
A big fuck you from Leeds
Adam Williams
>the state of that thread
Brayden James
go back to fucking pakistan then you desert dwelling goat fucker
Easton Evans
Am I a heretic if I don't care about the tripfags? Yeah it's dumb but so what?
Angel Price
Posting in this thread just to spite tripfags
Owen Wilson
Sort yourself out.
Thomas Clark
Shit hole.
Zachary Sanchez
You only need to care about one tripfag
Nathaniel Brown
I was like that but when I got to my mid 20s I became a total pragmatist in terms of politics while being a traditionalist both spiritually and socially. Things have been good since.
Andrew Reyes
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Isaac Martinez
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Jace Davis
Your counties have more Muslims than mine.
Angel Thompson
so your yktd then right?
Nathaniel Gutierrez
We need more trip users, lads, start using a trip.
Bentley Watson
Bit blasphemous desu
Joseph Mitchell
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Luis Hughes
If you dont love yorkshire with all your heart you are not white, this is a fact.
Justin Howard
Theres a stark fucking contrast between how many muslims are in Yorkshire and how many are in Lancashire.
John King
>Doubting YKTD
Christopher Gray
No one from Yorkshire is white anyway.
Matthew Cooper
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Alexander King
>this abstract art
Jace Cook
Toomai of the Elephants
I will remember what I was. I am sick of rope and chain -- I will remember my old strength and all my forest-affairs. I will not sell my back to man for a bundle of sugarcane. I will go out to my own kind, and the wood-folk in their lairs.
I will go out until the day, until the morning break, Out to the winds' untainted kiss, the waters' clean caress. I will forget my ankle-ring and snap my picket-stake. I will revisit my lost loves, and playmates masterless!
Christopher Hughes
The bold Dibs, climbing steeples at fifty like an utter madman.
>The Herd-bulls led 'em back again, >An' Abel went an' said to Cain: -- >"Oh, sell me water, my brother dear, >Or there will be no beef this year." >And Cain he answered -- "No!"
>"Then draw your hatches, my brother true, >An' let a little water through." >But Cain he answered: -- "No!
>"My dams are tight an' my ditches are sound, >An' not a drop goes through or round >Till she's done her duty by the Corn.
>"I will not sell, an' I will not draw, >An' if you breach, I'll have the Law, >As sure as you are born!"
>Then Abel took his best bull-goad, >An' holed a dyke on the Eden road.
>He opened her up with foot an' hand, >An' let Euphrates loose on the land.
>He spilled Euphrates out on the plain, >So's all his cattle could drink again.
>Then Cain he saw what Abel done -- >But, in those days, there was no Gun!
>So he made him a club of a hickory-limb, >An' halted Abel an' said to him: --
>"I did not sell an' I did not draw, >An' now you've breached I'll have the Law.
>"You ride abroad in your hat and spurs, >Hell-hoofin' over my cucumbers!
>"You pray to the Lord to send you luck >An' you loose your steers in my garden-truck:
>"An' now you're bust, as you ought to be, >You can keep on prayin' but not to me!"
>Then Abel saw it meant the life; >But, in those days, there was no Knife:
>So he up with his big bull-goad instead, >But -- Cain hit first and dropped him dead!
>The Herd-bulls ran when they smelt the blood, >An' horned an' pawed in that Red Mud. >The Calves they bawled, and the Steers they milled, >Because it was the First Man Killed; - >An' the whole Herd broke for the Land of Nod, >An' Cain was left to be judged by God!
>But, seein' all he had had to bear, >I never could call the Judgment fair!
I'm a big fan of this poem.
Abel was a lazy commie and Cain did nothing wrong. He was a proto-Pinochet really.
Kevin Richardson
>t. brown Boltonian Post a photo of your hand
Christian Richardson
>tfw to intelligent to post in early-made anonymong thread
Joseph Turner
Both are shitskin infested shitholes.
Tyler Williams
Just a bit of bullying lad
Grayson Campbell
9/10, not 10/10 because I do luftballon posting but I do like mint choc ice cream
Wyatt Parker
Seems a bit shit to me.
Ryan Hernandez
What does the stuff on each of them mean? I only understand Meme Merchant and Preusse
Brayden Myers
Very white Lancastrian m80
Jackson Cox
Mowgli's Song Against People
I will let loose against you the fleet-footed vines-- I will call in the Jungle to stamp out your lines! The roofs shall fade before it, The house-beams shall fall; And the Karela,. the bitter Karela, Shall cover it all!
In the gates of these your councils my people shall sing. In the doors of these your garners the Bat-folk shall cling; And the snake shall be your watchman, By a hearthstone unswept; For the Karela, the bitter Karela, Shall fruit where ye slept!
Ye shall not see my strikers; ye shall hear them and guess. By night, before the moon-rise, I will send for my cess, And the wolf shall be your herdsman By a landmark removed; For the Karela, the bitter Karela, Shall seed where ye loved!
I will reap your fields before you at the hands of a host. Ye shall glean behind my reapers for the bread that is lost; And the deer shall be your oxen On a headland untilled; For the Karela, the bitter Karela, Shall leaf where ye build!
I have untied against you the club-footed vines-- I have sent in the Jungle to swamp out your lines! The trees--the trees are on you! The house-beams shall fall; And the Karela, the bitter Karela, Shall cover you all!
Luke Scott
speaking of which ive not seen Preuße on, he must be man on the good smack tonight
Christian Stewart
>Turning tripfags into pound-stretcher celebrities
just fucking stop you nonce
Luke Cook
I guess the German-ness made me assume it was him. You're both frogposting gimps anyway :^) I guess you're very new then Good lad, you had me worried for a second
Wyatt Long
YKTD constantly searches for his name in the archive you know.
Hello, YKTD.
Mason Smith
LADS I NEED YOU
getting my hair cut tomorrow and want it like this. I think I'll ask for 2 inches on top and wondering how I should get the back and sides done for this.
Joshua Hughes
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Leo Wright
You'll be on the list I make
Angel Allen
Just show him the picture you muppet
Josiah Bailey
I just buzz my nut to the wood cause im not a raging faggot who needs a hairdresser and all the barbers round this way are @halal@
Asher Anderson
Only to brit/pol/ please explain
Gavin Brown
Who wouldn't want to look like a modern homosexual, after all?
Ryder Young
>implying caricatures don't allow easier dismissal, denigration and a pleasant bit of piss-taking
William Bailey
>buzz my nut to the wood
Is that slang for having a wank lad?
Sebastian Garcia
God why. As if we needed a reminder that dried up old communist banged an obese nigger.
Aaron Harris
Nah I think that'd be buzz my wood to the nut
Josiah Williams
>Russian Wong >nonce Wrong
Wyatt Cox
Designated Leftist has sent me a cake with a message on it, the message is as follows: >THROWN OUT OF BBC ROOM >BACK (~?) 10AM SUN >4 E L E C T I O N S >M O D___T O N Y Then there are 4 red candles on the cake and a paper image of Harold Wilson and a frosting rosette.
Michael White
just get a 3 on the back and sides, and the top tidied
Julian Perez
Keep felating tripsfags then lad, any attention is good attention
Brody White
nah, i typically say what i mean, if him rubbing one out, you lot will be the first to know, i assure you.
Although i now feel slightly and unnervingly tempted by poofter coif pictures.
Ethan Hall
I dunno man, i'd say it was nut my wood to the buzz
Evan Morgan
Meidum length hair gets all the club sluts my lad. think I'll just say 8 on back and sides as I can't really tell from the picture, looks like it could be 6-8.
yeah you're probably right though I think being tall, handsome and well built is better.
Owen Wilson
my grandpa is a huge fan of kipling, i have "if" on my wall, and he loved to bellow out >though i've beaten and i've flayed you by the livin gawd that made you, you're a better man than i am, gunga din"
kipling was a boss.
Adam Baker
Kipling you say?
It is said of the bishop of Birmingham That he fucks little boys while confirming 'em. They kneel on their hassock, He lifts up his cassock And pumps his Episcopal sperm in 'em.
Brayden Cruz
Alright anonymongs I'll post in your thread.
Bow down beneath my valuable posts.
Jack Gomez
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James Russell
I like the libertines too is kipling the bassist or something
Noah Nguyen
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Samuel Myers
64 FUCK OFF
David Gomez
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Juan Cruz
>adult ball pit
Probably fun until some cunt high on coke does a shit in it for a laugh
>tall I'm a literal dwarf, only 5'8, probably why I cant hold a girlfriend for longer than 2 months and why I've spent this entire weekend just drinking by myself and building a PC instead of going out.
Hudson Thomas
Hello Bongs
Daniel Long
Go for a tall girl. Freakish tall girls are, to a lesser extent, treated like manlets.
Jayden Richardson
>anonymongs >already being an obnoxious cunt >valuable Neck yourself.
Colton Roberts
Seeing as you brought it up Coke is boring as fuck and constantly needs topped up, I doubt much crazy stuff happens on it alone
how does it get such a good rep ?
In my experience MDMA is a lot more powerful and fun
Mason Wood
Just link to the tumblr you're getting them from, lad.
