Lads, I want to nut her pussy so bad. The more I read her sweetie-posting the more I fall in love with it. It can't be only one person, folks. It's too much genius for one person.
If we want to go on with this war we need to reverse-engineer sweetie-posting and lay mayhem on anyone that steps in front of us using exactly that.
How is this not the most off-putting thing in the world? How is this not the most hilarious thing at the same time? I bet she rubs her clit during her rants, it'd be hilarious AND pleasurable.
she had a meltdown and lost her composure during the superbowl, so her condescending sweetie posting no longer has any power
Juan Williams
you want to fuck an AI?
Matthew Morris
holy shit i am so turned on was that was she was going for?
Michael Russell
she's only a woman, man. we are many men, that's a mean multiplier.
we just need to learn when to take a hike. it's not like we are being paid to post, like she probably is.
Ethan Scott
rly?
Gabriel Sullivan
Can't blame you. Bessie is a beauty.
Matthew Howard
if she's condescending to the point that it's both hilarious and a turn on, yes.
Adrian Turner
>Sweetie when you desperately try to discredit your critics, I worry it makes you look a little too sensitive to President.
Lincoln Carter
>She will never step on your cock while she moans "Oh,sweetie..."
Jordan Johnson
>frenchman is a masochist Is that why you surrender so often?
Aaron Mitchell
it becomes ridiculous when it's used with her retarded feminist ideology. you're supposed to be condescending with obvious facts or arguments, not convoluted shit
Robert Anderson
>Honey. You're spiraling. Look. The media and the Muslims can't hurt you like Dad did. He's gone, Donald. He's gone. That's a top shitposter right there
Joseph Price
>false dichotomies that men use to oppress us she just turned into cancer
Christopher Peterson
I sympathize. But it's more like...
She'll never stop washing her pussy for a couple of weeks (while continuing to wash her ass of course) and then sit on your face rocking back and forth leaving a snail trail from your chin to forehead while moaning, "Oh, sweetie..."
Andrew Kelly
I'm gonna have to leave this thread now
Julian Edwards
Yeah, I am pretty up on the /sweetie/-pill here myself.
It's biological. I am far right dominant-dad, she is far left nurturing-mom. Our child would be something in the middle and that is a good thing.
Josiah Taylor
She looks... very jewish.
Matthew Lee
>She'll never stop washing her pussy for a couple of weeks (while continuing to wash her ass of course) and then sit on your face rocking back and forth leaving a snail trail from your chin to forehead while moaning fucking hell. I have the weirdest boner now, fuck you sweetie
Nathan Diaz
Some people hate that Sup Forums has gotten away from politics. But I like that we can share our sexual disorders, peculiarities, and fetishes with each other.
Noah Cook
Hnnng, my sweet ballbusting Jewess. Why can't she berate me before we make mischling children?
Joshua Gutierrez
/politically incorrect/ =/= /politics/
those that cannot understand that are really a curious case.
Camden Jones
It's ok you're gross and so is she
Ethan Wilson
...
Jordan Garcia
Honey, stop. You're enough of a big boy to know better.
Hudson Campbell
...
Thomas Wood
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
Joshua Nelson
...
Alexander Hill
>she'll never grab your cock like that and jerk you off while moaning "give me the cummies, sweetie"
Oliver Ortiz
...
Christopher Hernandez
...
Luis Adams
What do we think her pussy looks like? I find myself wondering that more and more about women I meet. Do you think we're dealing with curtains or a coin slot? Is it compact or meaty? What color? Pink or brown? Does she shave, trim, or rock the 70's power muff (which after recently becoming an adult is something I've come to appreciate.)
Cameron Stewart
GET AWAY FROM OUR MUMMIES BRAZIL. FIND YOUR OWN.
Nathan Miller
...
Isaac Anderson
>is it real it is.
Eli Hill
No clue what it looks like, but it almost certainly reeks. I've never met a Jewish pussy that wasn't foul.
Alexander Walker
i think everyone here is turned on by her because: a)shes hot b)she's probably one of the few women in this planet that can actually shitpost well AND create her own custom shitposting signature c)she shitposts against us. its like an inverted neg
I have had the opposite experience. I've only fooled aroudn with 2 jewish girls but both of them kept a very clean shop including the one that didn't shave. Of course this is entirely anecdotal given the small numbers of jewish girls, but I liked what I saw, smelled, and touched down below.
Brody Perry
I'd shoot in her mouth, for sure. I love the sweetie pies
Justin Howard
you nailed it. there's a 4th element: d) sweetie-posting is a vicious poison.
it's like these chinese finger-trapping toys. you can't escape it, you can't rush away from it, you can't force your way out of it.
you have to be composed and think, it's a mean beast to defeat.
William Bailey
Gay.
Nathan Flores
oh my, do you think she browses Sup Forums regularly? I wonder if she constantly looks for posts about herself the same way Cosmo does on /vg/
Owen Morris
Bess was genetically engineered/atritifically created AI to test out weakness towerd mummy authorites and see if we will automatically agree with them. But Sup Forums is too smart/memetic, we'll just twist her to make a mummy who agrees with us.
Brayden Hill
yeah its good shitposting. thats what good shitposting does.
thats what we do, everyday. thats how we won the election. thats how we made Clinton dedicate an entire speech to us
Christian Lopez
Can someone give me the quick rundown?
Christopher Gutierrez
>she will never put me in an adult nappy and spank my rosey cheeks while calling me "sweetie" and "honey"
Why the fuck should I even live anymore?
Angel Sanders
You just have a crush on her. Get over it.
Cameron Kelly
>.@realDonaldTrump Of course you do, dear. And look at those fancy words all strung together! Very Presidenty! She's got to have a brother she abused the hell of.
You can't develop that much venom overnight, no matter the payroll
Nicholas Allen
Sweetie, don't be silly. Let the adults talk, OK?
Nicholas Baker
Oh sweetie, just google it honey. Be an angel and just google it.
Robert Price
Should Bessie Kalb be added into our pantheon of mummies?
Isaac Torres
...
Jack Martin
That file was selected because I was gonna ask if we should invite her in and probe her, see if she's redpillable, se if she could slip the the blueprints of maximum sweetie-posting
Samuel Bennett
Stop posting this crap, you're help-ing Bess invade my brain.
Easton Morgan
>that foot game
Not too bad
Luke Ward
Calm down hun ;)
Adrian Clark
I want to start a cult that worships Bess. my mother was too busy whoring and working to spend anytime with me, I want Bess to be my mother!
Carter Cox
Me on the left behind them
Adam Reed
I want to cum on her face while she calls me sweetie 2bqh
John Smith
The entire MSM sits on Sup Forums all day for story ideas, bro.
Colton White
some chick making threads about herself
Lincoln Ortiz
too tired to make the rest
>Sup Forums bows to bess kalb >In contact with donald >Possess shitposting-like abilities >Controls her twitter with an iron but fair fist >Own castles & banks globally >Direct descendant of the ancient rat-human blood line >Will condescend the first republicans on Mars (donald will be the first one) >Owns 99% of all sweetie-posting on the internet >First bess babies will in all likelihood be Donald trump's babies >is said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51 >Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels (or honeys, sweeties, babies, etc) who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them >Owns all sweetie-posting R&D labs around the world >You likely have sweetie-bots inside you right now >Created sweetie-posting in under a week
Michael Powell
Holy shit this real LMAO. How will Sup Forums ever recover?
