Jail

I'm going to jail for quite a while soon Sup Forums...

Any advice from fellow Sup Forumsacks who have been inside?

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Don't get raped.

Read the KJV Bible.

Why? What'd you do?

*sigh*
This thread again -_-

Start stretching your asshole.

Dont pick up the soap

I didn't know Canada had jails.

>leaf
>youtube.com/watch?v=spclNLYVblk
You'll be fine

Domestic abuse and severe battery.

>Jail
>Canada
Aren't you just going to a shitty 3* hotel for a few years? What did the bust you for?

Did you beat the fuck out of your pet bull?

How long did you get?

>severe battery
?

No I abused my elderly mother who I lived with alone. Took her money, beat her when I got frustrated, withheld medication etc. Did it for a few years so now I'm in huge shit.

Read the Bible
Read as much as possible, all day, all night
If you catch yourself staring at walls for hours on end take stop immedietly and think about something else.

Jail 9 times out of 10 shapes a criminals mindset.

6 years

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Canadian jail life will be easy as fuck compared to America where we just throw a bunch of nigs in a building to try to get them out of society.

Get a King James Bible. Memorize the New Testament. Memorize Proverbs. Memorize Psalms.

Kek

> /threading own post
>like wearing a hat that says "Make Newfags Great Again"

If you lay on the bed and put your head over the edge you can suck a better cock. Remember to breathe through your nose the whole time

Your gonna die boy

I hope Tyrone Muhgiantdick rapes you.

I'll be put into solitary 23 hours a day for my own protection.

when do you start? Also why beat and abuse your own mother? Could understand slapping some bitch up but your mum?

Wow he is a false flag to make fags look bad. Abandoning thread. But prolly not. OP you're fucked

my dude
good stuff

bye rddit

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I was a crack addict. I'm sober rn but id kill for a rock. I start on the 25th

Last name ford?

>thinking you're going to be protected once the guards find out what you're in for.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

What did that moose ever do to you?

Ask to be located next to crooked Hillary. Gather information talking to her, then release it. You will be pardoned leaking pizaagates & stuff.

What the fuck?

If this is real I hope Tyrone Shakalakan will do the same to you

Why is he fucked?

Bait and gay

Hopefully epstein. Who's being sued alongsidr him again?

It's their job to protect me retard

Sad case. Try and see your incarnation as a fresh start. Come out a far better man than the pice of shit you are now. Godspeed.

Stop larping. It's fucking prison, you realize everyone in there did something bad? They would not give you special treatment because you beat up your mom. Fucking child rapists don't even get that kind of treatment.

Are you the i hate faggots greek

>abused my elderly mother
What the fuck is wrong with you?

How does a violent criminal going to prison get on Sup Forums? They're just let out? Couldn't they try and vanish in that time?

You can start by knowing the difference between jail and prison dumb larpposter

They do in Canada from what I hear lol.

Crack addiction

I hope you get stabbed by a syrup spigot and raped.

LOL and you're expecting sympathy from us you degenerate? Go to Sup Forums if you want THAT kind of sympathy. You disrespect your elders like a fucking autistic manchild, you deserve all you get. I hope you get raped and shanked.

>buh-but they're s-supposed to protect me!
It's their job to keep you docile and to keep you from getting out, scum.
But by all means, keep lying to yourself. That's going to make your rape less painful.

He forgot to pay debnts so Rothschild will take over his economy

Please apologize to your mother user.

My lawyer said the guards will be my friends.

•Take up drawing. Inmates are chill with artists.
•Never take anything from anyone without paying cash/food at the time of delivery.
•Don't smoke.
•Do puzzles and scrabble.
•Don't gamble.
•Take the time to focus the mind and body.
•Read.
•Read more.

lmao hope you get raped
day of the rake soon

>he thinks everybody's like him
We have provincial JAILS and federal JAILS. no pwizzinz

Lol this is so retarded and lies

Yeah

Watch this motherfucker

youtube.com/watch?v=2S_2VB1B9EE

Lol, are you the same leaf from the other thread?

Nice larping

Why are you whiteknighting so hard faggots? Degenerate.

>believing your defense attorney
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I bet you agreed to a plea bargain too?

So what is the truth?

Have you sucked dick for crack? You sound like you would.

6 years? idk I've done a month twice and 10 days another so I really can't help you. It would seem getting over the first month and developing a routine would be the worst part, but idk.

..yeah?

No?

Youre fucked. Somebody call the greek olive police or whatever

Unfortunately for you they're only slightly less shit than the people they guard.

I ain't even gonna give you shit about beating your mom, she presumably raised your crackhead self so she deserved it for fucking up as a parent.

>greece
Fuck off, rapist shill with no food.

Why did you do it

I gave my dealer a hand job once for a rock. Not my proudest moment.

Why not?

This

Do what?

Do what he says!!!

Wtf

Good. Shouldn't have threatened a Muslim MP you xenophobic, mysgonistic bigot.

Enjoy the Anal Rape.

When you're desperate you're desperate.

This surprises you? Good for him. Maybe better quality product in the end

Load of people have done bad things, those in prison got caught like retards they are

If your going for a while that means youd be going to the pen. Just start working out and act normal but dont try to be to involved with all the goings on

Honestly why the fuck would you even consider beating an elder? Why do you have no self control?

I really think you deserve your punishment, but at least try to stay safe in jail.

And if you get out, seek help for Christ sake

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Don't drop the soap.

I'm hearing a lot of negative reinforcement

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I take my advice back. I hope you go to PC and get raped.

I was considering joining the Aryan Brotherhood.

When you're on crack you don't think: you just do.

>Why are you whiteknighting so hard faggots? Degenerate.

Who am I whiteknighting?

Make sure your soap has that little rope on it.

Bring a Bible. For fuck's sake bring a Bible.

Bring prayer books, read them all day, every day. A Horologion + Psalter + Menaion + Parakletike + LOTH + Daily Missal will be expensive as fuck, but worth it, it'll take many hours out of your day. Plus the Orthodox shit is really heavy on the "I'm a hopeless sinner, save me" stuff which is perfect for your situation.

Blood in blood out. Have fun changing 6years to the rest of your life.

Msm Shill plant

First of all you need a cool prison tattoo to show people that you a real dude.
This one would make you really close with Russian inmates, incase there are some there.

You deserve to be executed.

Yea were kind of a half way point between america and the european jails that seem real comfy

tried google?
www.wikihow.com/Survive-in-Federal-Prison
www.wikihow.com/Deal-with-Being-in-Prison
www.wikihow.com/Survive-a-Night-in-Jail

What does that say?

I'm considering getting a swastika tattoo tomorrow so I have allies when I go in.

Damn this situation is shitty. I don't deserve this.

Get a tattoo on your asshole of some nasty looking herpes aids shit.

Some jails are worse than prison.