To everyone here that likes to laugh it up and think that the "Day of the Rake" is so hilarious, I've got some fucking news for you. Only Australians could possibly handle us in a one on one combat scenario because their environment is trying to kill them on a daily basis.
The rest of you are soft. You see this shit? This is a fucking Canadian Goose that tried to kill me. I bet half of you didn't even know that they had SPIKED BEAKS on the inside, as well as a fucking SPIKED TONGUE. This is like a daily event for us that live here. We're too polite to mention it to other people, but you could be decapitated in any moment of weakness by a low flying Canadian Goose. So keep it up, chucklefucks. Keep pushing. It doesn't matter how many rakes you think you have, because the real motherfucking fury will happen and it'll be called the DAY OF THE LEAF. Not the rake.
We'll descend down upon you like scores of leaves falling from the trees in autumn, but we'll be taking heads off like fucking Canadian Geese. BY THE SCORES.
Lmao thanks leaf had a nice chuckle, serious never change.
John Hill
Do you seriously think that asian countries can beat the US?
Gavin Wood
leaves gonna leaf
Lincoln Lopez
The day of the rake is coming, whether you like it or not!
Christopher Kelly
I kek'd at your post-irony poast, leaf.
autism/10
Carson Rogers
>Be elite 82nd airborne >2003 >Get yelled at by a bunch of middle class suburbanites >Panic >Shit self >Open fire Americans are pussies
Elijah Cox
Come get some
James Brooks
Well, at least you resisted the urge to fuck it.
Aiden Harris
THAT IS NOT A CANADIAN GOOSE!
and don't be a pussy i had those as pets. at least you got the bird part right.
Josiah Morris
We should fund the Geese in Canada so they can overthrow the weak leaf communist state and curb the faggotry that runs rampant there.
Canada is rightful Goose clay.
Christopher Gomez
They shit everywhere. I hate them.
Loons should be our national bird. They're breathtaking.
Charles Ramirez
well geez canada I didn't know you were ready for the major leagues, Just give me a moment and I'll install the mulcher attachment on my mower.
Do you want to be bagged or left to fertilize my lawn?
Zachary Ross
>Only Australians could possibly handle us Soon
Daniel Gomez
Everyone in Australia is a sophisticated city person and are far above fighting rural and suburban Canadian retards
Josiah Young
>life as a leaf
Ayden Edwards
OP is correct Canadians are tough as nuts. I once thumb-wrestled a Canadian and he started moaning and his thumb began squirting syrup, and his thumb was SPIKED. It was then I knew for sure he was Canadian , up until that point I only suspected, because he was nude, only with two maple leafs covering his nipples, and his penis was SPIKED.
My father came out and chased him off with a rake and punished me for playing with Canadians. I felt bad but I'll never forget how tough he was.
Down here in America, we have these things called "guns" that we shot wild animals and rogue Canadians with. They are quite effective. Except against the black and white fart squirrels. Shoot those at your peril. >We'll descend down upon you like scores of leaves falling from the trees in autumn So, fluttering ineffectually to the ground to be raked up and burned, then?
David Wilson
lol
I fucking hate geese, pretty funny to see one of those bastards being choked.
I love animals.... But FUCK geese. They're just mean for no god damn reason at all.
They're like the niggers of the bird world.
Fucking sky niggers
Benjamin Wilson
Did you fuck it and eat it? Or just fuck it? I hate spear-chuckers...
Justin Reyes
>Gators >not salty crocs Gators need to step up their game
Ayden Turner
>leafs >armed Pick 1
Lucas Howard
Can we not create a containment board for Canadians?
How have we not done this yet?
Jason Torres
Damn u can really see the fear in its eyes 10/10
Easton Kelly
>he got attacked by a Canadian Goose
Jayden Gonzalez
Canadian Geese? no Geese's Canada
Christian Sanders
oh dear god this is the funniest thing ive seen all week
Juan Roberts
A
Liam Hughes
ANYONE RESPONDING WITHOUT SAGING IS AS BAD AS THE LEAF!
This shit is clogging up a once beautiful board of truth and discussion. SAGE THOSE WHO RUIN Sup Forums!
Alexander Bailey
>Goose that tried to kill me
Zachary Bell
...
James Harris
>aussies get fucked up by emus >leafs get fucked up by geese So whats englands secret avian enemy?
Nicholas Moore
Keep yucking it up yourself canuck, just wait til you see the NEW breed of geese we're cooking up for you...
Andrew Bailey
this
Jason Perez
...
Andrew Jenkins
>be canadian >get attacked by a goose
Mason Perez
Candian Geese vs emus when
Justin Nelson
lol
Dominic Williams
kek
Kevin Hill
>a bunch of full-grown Canadian geese
Jaxon Johnson
>choking your own goose We get it, you love to jack off, now shut the fuck up already. You'll be cleaned on the day of the rake.
Henry Clark
I fucking love goose. Needs a lot of salt though DESU. Skycarp, we call them around here. Canadia will never be great, unless you become Americans.
Brayden Gray
>Only Australians could possibly handle us in a one on one combat scenario because their environment is trying to kill them on a daily basis. This is true Canadians are the only ones that we are slightly concerned about.
Nicholas Watson
me and some buds were on the course the other day and a small flock of these fuckers came across us honking at us and flapping their wings all tough. my 915 d2 turned like 3 of their heads to vapor without even breaking a sweat.
Nathan Brooks
...
Wyatt Martinez
missed me faggot
Nicholas Evans
these mothafuckas still gonna fall for it
Landon Smith
Don't you have to find a new immigrant to fuck your woman, leaf?
Gabriel Garcia
I have a Canadian goose that lives in my yard and loves to eat my seed. Is this symbolic?
Brandon Diaz
Rakenarok, leaf. Soon!
Chase Miller
Cross the bridge into Detroit and observe our local niggerdom. Then go back to choking the goose or whatever it is you call jerking off.