Australia is a first world count--

Australia is a first world count--

Translation: we're piling on the bullshit in hopes of not having to pay for upgrades to our network infrastructure.

fuck up kraut

you are lucky we have people using our internet

should be getting 100+

Kek. He thinks this is fast.

post yours then

Even gypsies have better Internet speed than you.

Sadly mine is about half of your results Aussieanon.

I don't know about Australia, but the rest of the world certainly isn't ready for their super fast broadband shitposting.

>faster than 97% of AU
>still slower than my unlimited 4G, let alone my land line.

then why you bitching then?

old data makes it look bad

I'm not him, we are different people, but I was only joking.

life is suffering...

He's right. If the whole of Australia ever got their hands on fast internet, the shitposting here will be so beyond rampant that it will create a giant cosmic black hole. It will suck up every single fibre of matter in existence and destroy this universe as we know it.

lel

even my grandmother got pic related and she doesn't even have a computer.


Is Australia even first world?

>giant cosmic black hole

But enough about your mom's clunge!

Sound like Germans, have to limit their power or else they destroy all us.

The stories I could tell of my Australian internet connection at home. Whew boy

>380 Kbps up
>4Mbps down
>literally will never get faster until 2020

Every day from about 10am to 10pm I have 300kbps internet and no landline. The problem is not on my property. I could not get past smug, bottom tier south African customer service through my ISP so I have switched to the company that owns the lines. They actively lie about the fixes they apply and hide information from you, technically its the customer support being "improperly trained" but we all know they are specifically told to withhold information.

I pay $70 a month for a service that only works half the day and when it does work I'm so far away from the telephone exchange (over 5km) that I cannot get more than 2mbps. NBN fibre construction stopped 200m from my house so I can't use it and they are not even planning building in my area yet.

I seriously hope john Howard, and whoever else was involved with selling Australia's telecommunications infrastructure to a company that monopolized and outsourced, die a really painful death

So... pol is the new b?

Anglo-Saxon countries all have shit internet.
It's becasue of your obsession with free market capitalism.

Meanwhile "socialist" countries with government regulated backbones have the fastest internet.

Capitalism BTFO

Literally no reason at all to be complaining you cunts. I also live only 20 minutes from perth

I just signed up for an expensive wireless solution. And I live 10 minutes from Perth city literally with no other choice. Not only is my internet shit, my copper, which I have looked at in the street, is fucking mangled and degraded and covered literally in soil and shit and wrapped up in electrical tape

Germany YES

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What are you paying and who with mate

>France surrenders within 10 mins
Typical

I know, I'm drunk and fucked up.

>In our defense

>has shit internet
>instead of doing something about it, he actually DEFENDS his shit internet.

This is the real reason you have shit internet.

In our defense, Australia is much larger, and our population is much more spread out than any European country.

The cost of infrastructure to cover 90% of our population with high speed internet would be much higher per capita than the cost to cover 90% of Germany's population (for example).

The average number of minutes that it takes Google to charge for you.

Sup Forums is old Sup Forums

It's node1 all prices are on their site. $300 for the antenna. 20/1, 200gb amonth

>flag
>comment

how's the wife, mehmet? she through elementary school yet?

That is true.

I moved from Sup Forums to Sup Forums when Reddit took over.
And I think I'm far from the only one.

I'm not even a racist, although I do hate Jews and niggers.

Australians can't into fast internets, and even if they had fast internets for free, they'd wouldn't use it right.

Pay debts.

> Australian population= 23.13
> Netherlands population= 16.8
Now look at the size of Australia compared to the Netherlands and tell me I don't have a point.

Shit, your country doesn't even stretch half way between Sydney and Brisbane.

We don't need faster internet. 100mbps is enough. We need to cut spending and service debt.

Fuck the (((NBN chief))).

Sup Forums is Sup Forums from 2003 to 2007.

lmao what a cuck

telstra ct here, yeah can confirm copper network is usually alright but there are some fucken retard techs around.

I just find it weird you feel you need to DEFEND your shitty internet at all.
Instead of DEMANDING improvement.

>Oh you don't want to make my internet better? Oh, that's alright we are a big country I understand, I'll just live with shitty internet then....

I'm not defending the shitty internet as much as I'm pointing out how hard it is to provide fast internet over such a large area.

right wing conservative governement (elected on the basis of "STOP THE BOATS" and general homophobia/xenophobia from an aging population) convinced said aging population (who have no idea about how to use a microwave let alone internet) that a fibre solution would be too expensive, and to buy ancient (circa 1950's) copper network and use VDSL deployment instead of fibre....

so plenty of Sup Forums liberal voters should probably hang themselves right about now..

>in australia this is considered fast

FUCKING BRITAIN REEEEEEE

Sorry, I don't speak Arabic

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Fall to the carpet and say prayers.

Sorry. I can't hear you, the emus are winning over the infrastructure, just like they did with your army.

>hmm, i might make a thre-

FUCKING MOUNTAIN NIGGERS REEEEEEEE

Meh my work gets 170Mbps

See? that's better.

You're still wrong though.
Because the big cost is hooking up individual homes to the neighborhood's access point.

Which is actually cheapest in medium density areas.
Too high population density means no room to dig up the streets without causing major traffic problems (this is our situation)

Anyone who lives in a city, village or suburb should have fast internet at a reasonable cost. - which I'm fairly sure is at least 90% of your population.

read it and weep, Brucie
that's what I did

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Why do you people from so called first world countries have worse Internet than me in Slovenia?

>data allowance
>measured in gigabytes

Oh you poor thing

You deserve your pathetic speed for signing on with sky, fucking pleb. I bet you use Windows too, fucking rookie

>all these europoors bragging about internet speeds while their wives are fucked by Kenyan jihadists

Man, I'm on my phone on a public network and it's faster than half the people ITT

Get on my level you fags.

They are from a country founded by prostitutes and european prisoners, let them think they are a first world country

Yay Australia

I'm still trying to decipher what this actually means.

Australia won over our army?

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All ISPs are the same you twat, the problem is that BT only focus on high-population areas

we don't even have virgin where I live

They're holding us back mane.

Bloody oath.

Land of the free coming through

see

it is getting genuinely frustrating seeing people complain about the speeds you have

Imagine the level of shitposting possible if they were given super-fast broadband.

Balkan tier coming thru
>faster then 82%

I am on a fucking mountain in East EN in the heart of Appalachia and Getting better then most of you. You all should feel ashamed.

You in the Nevada desert user?

Please tell me you running that speed test from your phone.

do you live in the bush?

>there are people, who don't know difference between 100mb/s and 100mbit/s

i live 20 minutes from the city.

No, computer. French countryside, so quiet not even high speed internet will disturb you.
But it's not so bad, Some remote places don't even have hardline.
How is that possible?

So yes, you live in the bush.

J U S T

You mean Mbps and MB/s?

There isn't any.

Get on my level cunt
>stuck with dialup until 2013 because rural
>3kbps down, 0.05 up, 600 ping at all times

Are you in a muslim free place? If you are then it's definitely worth it.

WTF are you guys cheating?

Best I can get is 70

LOL stay mad cucks

a little bad manlet cunt sold all of australians phone lines to 1 company who dont give a fuck about upgrading it. the entirety of australia uses cables that were only ever designed for telephones

email addresses?
what do they mean by this?
does your ip get billed when you make an email address?

It's the countryside. Diversity is allergic to grass.

Why did you woke so early?

This

Was on Sup Forums till 2007 then moved to Sup Forums then the whole gamergate thing happened and ended here.

It means you get some free e-mail accounts with the ISP.
ie: on the ISP's servers.

This is a bad idea because when you switch ISP you can't keep your e-mail address.
But still better than using gmail, I guess.

>Minnesota
>anywhere close to any desert including Nevada

I live in the country on a farm

we have good internet m8

on normal nights i get 100mb ish

>Charis Chang
>white

One day I'll have fast internet, and when that day comes my shitposting will become unstoppable.

>Charis Chang
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

You are all like little babies
Watch this

>he means the world is not ready for Aussies to have superfast broadband internet

imagine the shitposting