Getting wasted with shotgun to the face

Getting wasted with shotgun to the face

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When drugs and alcohol are cheap and readily available but you dicide to drink cum

no pls i cant handle to read that depraved article again

>Who hasn't had a mouth full of cum at some point?

Burn vice to the ground.

Western experiment is over. I can live with the Muslim takeover now

I don't get it.

Shock value """journalism"" is ok, but shock humor isn't?
It's ok to drink cum, just cus, but it's not OK to make Hitler jokes.

Just end it already, the nukes can't come fast enough.

why

Vice should just Cobain this, and stick to good stuff. Some reporting they have done was actually nice, but I guess it doesn't bring enough of dem clicks.

Its sad that South Park is more rational than reality.

The difference is this isn't a joke, it actually happened. You can't get mad at people just reporting information.

people like this

Have an archive link?

this

you need to learn your place cuck and drink semen

>cucktails

i could sell them at starbucks and make millions of euros!

Jesus fucking christ this barrel scraping is worse than a pooinloo toilet dinner.

>Antifa drinks cum

Not surprised t.bh

At this point I'm even afraid to ask, am I the only one who never had cum in his mouth?

>2013

Daily reminder that cumming in someone's mouth is degeneracy, so is anal sex.

If you value your wife, you should never be doing any of this, and showing her some respect and decency - or, she'll descend into a degenerate cycle and before long she'll be cucking you with a black bull

>You can't get mad at people just reporting information.
Fallen for the don't kill the messenger meme. The rope around your neck will show you the opposite. Go and plant trees and weave ropes.

This is my fetish

If I don't cum in her mouth, somebody else will.

vice.com/en_ca/article/getting-wasted-on-cum-cocktails

Gavin McInnes woke up today read this article and immediately fired a full clip from his everyday carry .45 right into the monitor.

CUM IN TUM
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make it...extra frothy

>"Who hasn't had a mouth full of cum at some point of their life?"
>Vice

God cries every day

thx

Ok ladies, ths COCKtail is what I call the Salty Seaman...drink up

fuck my meme magic worked again

At least they're encouraging women to drink cum.

Wait... so the new cool thing to do for hipster girls is to recreationally drink cum?

I mean it sounds wildly non-hygienic, but if they're okay with it, I'm okay with it. Although, wouldn't you have to get your drinks tested for STDs at the bar before you drank them?

>starkucks

This MUST be photoshop

no, im straight too

I really fucking hate normies who think this way.
Why is everyone trying to make degeneracy mainstream now?
Slut shaming is now bad and not having / only engaging in vanilla sex makes you not normal.

vice.com/en_ca/article/getting-wasted-on-cum-cocktails

In ten years tops eating shit will become mainstream and socially acceptable, mark my words

I really wish it was

>not "salty sailor" for ambiguity

What ... the fuck???

>Daily reminder that cumming in someone's mouth is degeneracy, so is anal sex.

>xy is degenerate cause I say so
nice rethoric

>If you value your wife, you should never be doing any of this

marriage is for cucks

>and showing her some respect and decency - or, she'll descend into a degenerate cycle and before long she'll be cucking you with a black bull

> dude lmao just treat women nice and then 100% wont cuck you at all

heh, silly limey

>tfw did anal last week and then came on her face

am i a degenerate?

Just found this, it gets deeper
cookingwithcum.com

I really want to get off this fucking planet.
I honestly didn't realise we had reached this level of degeneracy already.

spirit cooking goes mainstream

tl;dr

>a man who shoves dildos up his ass live on stream would be offended by women drinking cum

I already am.

and then westerners complain about muslims

Admit it faggots you need us to cleanse your land

I heard about wixkeks (keks wechseln) - a game where everyone cums on a cookie, then someone has to eat it. I was like aight, fine, Germans are germaning. Then I see this and anglos are no different. Jesus

are you a spermophobe?

Yes, they do, but not with muslims. With slavs.

Glory, housewife and a non degenerate community await you, but only if you reply thanks based slavs to this post.

Yes you are leaf

>Who hasn't had a mouth full of cum at some point?

I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry after reading this

this is SUPER arousing

lmao slavshit gtfo

even your countries are pretty cucked except hungary the mongol country

you need muslims to fix yourshit

That's like saying the kitchen is dirty so we should bomb it. No thanks, faggot.

soggy biscuit is a game in England as well.

McInnes is a fucking idiot.

im ok with this

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>who hasn't had a mouth full of cum at some point of their life

? wtf. that shit is mad gay.

Ideally we would launch a second crusade on muslim countries, salt the earth, and then exile all liberals to those countries that they love so much.

>semenology: the semen bartenders handbook

You do realise that when we feel like it we will bomb your country to ash for no reason whatsoever, like all of you muslim shitskins, right?

But of course it is.

THANKS BASED SLAVS

then you wake up

just kidding people like you stay retarded and believe MUH GRUSADE STRONKU XDDD XDD DEUS VOLT XDDDDDDDD STRONG KRISTIAN WE GILL MOSLIM !!

NEW ZEALAND
EXPLAIN YOURSELF NOW

>pub in new zealand serves horse cum shots

Hans get the panzerfaust

only if you forget to walk her

>Slovenia

if your country was next to us we would literally take 10 hours to invade you

Why don't you post a few pages Hans? I imagine you have a copy or two lying around at this point.

>"Who hasn't had a mouth full of cum at some point of their life?
Every day we move farther from God

>he hasn't jacked off and had his own ejaculated take an unexpected and unfortunate trajectory

Pretty lucky desu

nice digits

6hip5me

dudes were probably all "diverse"

nuclear-tier bantz

New level of attention whoring.

Ruhe untermensch

Al Lat uh Akbar?

KILL THEM.
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the book is written in swedish so i throw it out

>yfw it's the same without alcohol.

Is he still talking about that female moon god Al Lat? That old bitch's stone is still worshipped in Mekka.

Smh old bitch god worshipper

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

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It wouldn't be as horrifying if they weren't a bunch of ugly hambeasts and beta cuck manlets

he pissed in a cereal bowl and ate it, are you for real?

Kek
You do understand the difference between real military and Arab militaries, right?

The only somewhat dangerous army you guys have is ISIS. KEK

You realize shitskins can't fight right? Israel pushed 6-7 of your faggot countries in days. Arab countries are literally worse than France when it comes to war.

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THANKS BASED SLAVS

talk about a cum shot

THANKS BASED SLAVS

I bet those nu-male coworkers were drinking the cum cockstails as opposed to making them kek

What about the """"german''''""" army?

>Took on the entire world multiple times

vs

>Ganging up on one country with seven of your friends
Still lose

A girl never slurped down your cum?