Time for another /pp/ thread, lads! As always, Brazilians, Spaniards, Brits and Poles are VIP. All others are invited to join and ask us questions about glorious Portugal. Share rare Salazares, dank soccer Pepes, sexy codfish macros and Colonial-era memes.
I'm afraid never, gypsy. They got a tremendous PR problem and their platform (national socialism; anti-immigration) is not resonating with anyone. We (thankfully) don't have any major immigration problems. Even the refugees who came here have fled to other countries.
David Morgan
bump
Xavier Evans
They will have to be physically removed, so to speak. But seriously, those images are disgusting. How can anyone in their right mind feel sympathy for those animals?
Grayson Gomez
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Ryan Russell
H-hey.... It's been a while....
Caleb Thomas
Portuguese woman are trash, please outsiders, don't try anything with them, you can have better outside of here.
Carter Long
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Evan Richardson
Greater Portugal when
Ayden Rivera
I second this. Muitas delas tmb sao degenarete coalburners.
Christopher Moore
This is true.
I set up a fake OkCupid account to see if women shared any good beliefs (traditionalism, capitalism, patriarchy, modesty, etc.) and I didn't get one decent match (except for some Indian girl with an 80+% match, but that doesn't count.
Then I set the location to Russia and practically all women fit the bill.
We're doomed.
SOON
Oliver Cruz
I love you Portugal x
Juan Gonzalez
Where did you get so good A E S T H E T I C S Portuanon
Josiah Russell
I got it from an user a few threads back. he was a good guy, I miss him Polandbro.
In Poland we have many Portugals form Erasmus and now we're meming hard here about single mothers with (((brown))) kids
Nathaniel Richardson
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Ryder Bell
:'(
Dylan Jenkins
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Landon Peterson
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Angel Price
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Brody Morgan
How's it going up there? When are you going to send back all Angolans and Brazilian portuboos?
Cooper Young
Actually it's funny to me xD
Landon Cruz
I don't know. O Homem do Caril (our PM) wanted to create a Portugal-PALOP open borders agreement. This is so shit Pedro.
Austin Lopez
Sincere question.
Why portuguese and descendants of pure portuguese who I know with very clear skin have dark nipples/penises?
Jaxon Williams
wat
William Powell
XD
Hudson Gomez
Why do you have nipples and genitals so dark with the rest of the body clear?
Matthew Bennett
At least you guys don't have communist Venezuelans.
Angel Baker
I don't know.... I'm pretty white and don't have any of that shit. Perhaps you saw biracial people?
Chase King
All the Venezuelans I know from here hate communism. They seem pretty good people.
Oliver Butler
Awoo~ for the greater empire!
Easton White
Awwwoo~^_^
Jace Harris
Because they're smart enough to don't go to Brazil
Jackson Hill
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Colton Nguyen
Pure portuguese white guys, PURE.
Lincoln Cruz
we can all agree there shouldn't exist non-portuguese restaurants outside Malls right, seeing a McDonalds in the middle of the street is like an American based for me desu
and clothing, we should do some negotiations with the big companies so we can make their clothing with Portuguese influence
when will the Americanization stop lads? I'm tired of wiggers everywhere
Alexander Bailey
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Logan Garcia
*american base
Easton Barnes
What is the name of this meme? Were are the other variations for other nations?
Ian Campbell
That is unheard of to me. But then again, depends on what you call white. Some Portuguese have moor blood on them which can be hard to trace. Most of us have this olive skin tone senpai.
Lincoln Thomas
it's called flagbearer
Julian Clark
Fodasse o que não dava para comer uma bifana agora...
Eli Miller
Obrigado
É normal quereres uma bifana, a final deves estár far to de bacalhau, tuga na noruega.
Nathan Diaz
V.ery I.mportant P.ortuguese
Jack Brown
O pão aqui é uma treta, mesmo que eu próprio fizesse a bifana não seria a mesma coisa.
Gavin Ortiz
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William Roberts
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Nicholas Martin
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Parker Long
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Asher Perez
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Jacob Martin
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Matthew Campbell
Can you give me a quick rundown on major parties in Portugal including the most meme ones? Also, Salazar did nothing wrong, Angola is Portuguese
Owen Bennett
BASED
Xavier Adams
I wouldnt mind this desu
Christian Johnson
Copas do mundo: Brasil 5x0 Portugal Bundas Brasil 1000000x0 Portugal BTFO
>PSD (Social-Democratic Party) Welfare state enthusiasts and pansies with absolutely no balls to stick it up to the Left and do what must be done. Typical cuck shit with no spines.
>CDS (Christian-Center Party) pet dog for PSD, but with a Christian and more socially conservative twist.
>after 1974 radical leftists, socialists and social democrats (read: proto-socialists, redistributionists, welfarists) get a hold of the State >massive confiscation of property and income redistribution commences >through the decades, a massive welfare state is constructed on the back of the cheap labor that returned from the colonies and all the capital stock we had >the country was essentially plundered of its capital savings by socialists attempting to make the country "fairer" and "democratic" >no one cared because free everything and the money kept coming >enter 21st century >massive welfare state in need of funding >declining fertility rates mean we'll need to tax more in order to keep Social Security afloat >protests by many groups of people >if we tax more people will produce less and therefore we can't tax them more >but if we don't tax them now we don't have money to pay our bills >this vicious cicle continues ad nauseam
You can openly be a retarded communist on the far left but if you're anything more to the right than CDS (our moderate-right, Christian populist party), you're a "Salazarista" (after the Estado Novo leader). And so we vote for the same people again and again (PS or PSD and their coalitions) and the country is in a constant tug-of-war between quasi-socialism.
Julian Ortiz
meme parties:
>PPM (Monarchical Party) Pretty self-explanatory.
>PNR (National Renovator Party) Proto-Nazis
>PAN (People-Animals-Nature) Left Bloc with an environmentalist twist
>PCTP-MRPP (Portuguese Workers' Communist Party) More radical than PCP. Outright terrorists and dangers to civilization.
Luke Perez
Whats so bad about Salazar?
Julian Harris
It's the nordestinos man, they ruin everything
Dominic Gutierrez
He spent an unnecessary amount of money on the Colonial War and was very anti-free market. Regardless, he was the best thing we could have gotten and our country owes him greatly.
Witnessed, and agreed. South Brazil is where the Europeans are right?
Colton Long
>having to compare ourselves to Brasil to look good
no I don't even want a right-wing government. I just want a patriotic government led by someone who isn't a 1) nigger 2) indian 3) commie 4) brazilian 5) otherwise foreign 6) combination of previous numbers
Grayson Ross
Calling portuguese to a galician is like being insulted for them.
Portugal is bro-tier for us.
Josiah Fisher
Boas, o que pensam da páginas Memes UM do Facebook?
O gajo que gere isso vem aqui de certeza, viu uma oportunidade para dar redpills suaves disfarçados de piadas e tomou-a
Hunter Adams
Unfortunately, probably never.
He arrested some communists, killed too few of them. He kept races separated, mostly because it wasn't as easy to travel as nowadays, but didn't believe in racism. Africans were Portuguese
Alexander James
We only have "right-wing" parties anyway. I think PS is going to win the next elections, then we'll have again more 8 years of PSD. A never ending cycle of shit
Benjamin Thomas
B A S E D A S E D
Chase Robinson
Do people in England still care about our Alliance? Do they even know about it? Or have they all been corrupted by the eternal-jew?
I'm afraid that the average portuguese normie has no idea or cares about it.
Some curiosities: Enoch Powell learned Portuguese language to read Camões' "Os Lusíadas" in its original version.
>No one will ever have a man this based. >A man that could have restored the Spanish Empire >A man left to die because Franco didn't like him
Isaac Murphy
how do i move to portugal from america?
Christian Campbell
Why?
Matthew Scott
Beautiful beaches
2000 years more history
dry salted cod
cute grills
etc
Nathan Morgan
>went to Portuguese restaurant (very qt waitresses) >playing Portugal in EUIV (super comfy colonial game) >planning my holiday to your country this winter
wuv you
Carter Russell
I'm getting more books on my backlog than I wish, but Primo de Rivera is certainly there.
Well it should be pretty easy for you. Just avoid Lisbon and anything South of the Tagus. Take two or three days if you wish to visit some monument, but afterwards head North.
Cooper Jenkins
thank you based portu bro
Dylan Jackson
I love you man.
Thomas Foster
It's a Brazilian poster, not a Portuguese one.
That's still a bit sad, but for them.
Joshua Lopez
the right wingers in the daily mail used to bring it up i remember in the late 90s and early 2000s, and sometimes conservative politician bloggers in the early 2000s. i have no idea whether they still do. there are certainly people aware of the historical alliance. how much they care or not i have no idea.
Cameron Wilson
Given how many englishmen live in Algarve you'll feel at a home. But as I said to consider staying north of the Tagus and at least 30 km north of Lisbon. Exceptions are Cascais and Sintra (just the city).
Ryder White
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Ryan Bell
WOOOah, so brazil is worse than portugal? GOD WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE
