Brit/pol/ - Papers edition

>Ukip member caught on CCTV urinating and trying to push way into OAP's home in Stoke Central
stokesentinel.co.uk/video-ukip-member-caught-on-cctv-urinating-and-trying-to-push-way-into-oap-s-home-in-stoke-central/story-30147297-detail/story.html

>Protesters at Irish border block people passing through to prevent hard border upon Brexit
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-39016582

>Blair declares open war on Brexit. Sides with Sturgeon - pro-indyref2
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/17/nicola-sturgeon-says-tony-blair-right-say-brexit-strengthens/

>Junker rolls over in full damage control. Offers to downsize EU to prevent Brexit Dominoes
express.co.uk/news/world/768864/A-LOT-of-damage-Juncker-fears-Brexit-DOMINO-EFFECT-as-he-prepares-to-downsize-Brussels

>Bercow has 11 MPs backing him against vote of 'no confidence'
news.sky.com/story/save-john-bercow-campaign-launched-amid-no-confidence-motion-10770407

>Pound slumps against Euro over fall in consumer spending due to inflation
poundsterlinglive.com/gbp-live-today/6235-gbp-to-eur-and-us-retail-sales-jan-17

>NHS heavily reliant on foreign workers, needs more
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-38981129

>Brexit begins to benefit UK fishermen
belfasttelegraph.co.uk/business/news/northern-ireland-trawler-fleet-will-net-immediate-rewards-following-brexit-35460570.html

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indy100.com/article/jacob-rees-mogg-memes-mp-confused-conservative-backbencher-7588701
youtube.com/watch?v=NIt3PM5DF_c
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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>when anonymous doesn't tell you what the point of law was for 16 creaks of an 18th century door because his mother is scolding him for confusing people by talking about arguments that only happened in his dreams.

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Where did he fight? The old Sikh brigades of the British Raj were pretty based.

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If the house or Lords blocks Brexit than people will call for their chamber to be abolished. Im surprised it's lasted this long anyway.

They know this, so I think it is very unlikely that they will try and do anything

Commons overrules Lords, they can't block brexit.

Randposter has been spamming in Eire/pol/ all night. Gets rid of two problems in one.

>handing a platter to abolish the lords entirely or just flood it with tory peers

But they can delay it for an irritating amount of time. Even that will cause an uproar. Though I'm sure it'd take something bigger to abolish it altogether.

I agree. The fact that some peerages are inherited is an insult to democracy.

Kek. Have fun paddies

True, but I imagine this is all part of Mays delay delay delay strategy.

Delay it for a year if they want to though.

>Go on leddit for the first time-see this:
reddit.com/r/BannedFromThe_Donald/comments/5uzfx2/a_terrorist_attacked_did_in_fact_occur_in_sweden/?st=izdceqbv&sh=328e7b6f

What makes you think May wants that?

Ok lads.

Dropping £100 on Nuttal.

How fucked am I?

>Plot twist

After falling on hard times, former buddy Chris Eubank decided to borrow his car.

Probably rich.

>"They've taken to using the phrase God Emperor, which scares the fuck out of me."

This is why we pretend is doesn't exist. It gives people tumours.

i'd suck your willy for £100 m8

Mesopotamia, but was wounded in Samarrah and so didn't fight to the end.

WTF ever happened to Mark Lamaar.
He was everywhere, Shootaaan Staaars, Buzzcocks and then vanished, like hed been drained of all life by Jimmy Carr.

Some say Ulrika Johnson offed him in a fit of rage one day,
Some say he became a cheese manufacturer in Devon
Does anyone know the real truth?

You've just lost £100 mate.

Labour will win Stoke.
Copeland is 50/50 between Labour and Tories.

t. rimmers financial advisor

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Its 10 past 12

She doesn't want brexit and she's shown that with the court delays.

I need to be up at 8 tomorrow.

But I fucking can't be arsed to sleep.

Yeah so I've got a question... Who here has work tomorrow and is retarded staying up ast midnight and who is a NEET?

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then don't, stay up all night, drink an energy drink or something in the morning, easy

lads thats my life savings gone
pray 4 me

Start nightshift tomorrow so I can stay up through the comfy hours tonight.

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I wish I was a NEET. If public housing wasn't so bad I'd really consider it. Sure, I'd lose some money, but you can't beat no obligations.

indy100.com/article/jacob-rees-mogg-memes-mp-confused-conservative-backbencher-7588701

Easy £66.

Nah, I'll probably clock off at half past after listening to something sad.

Cringey read desu. Please never show memes to Jacob Rees-Mogg again

Metro is completely worthless ever since it got rid of the comic pages.

Start at 6am as Head Chef.
Get in Fire up all the gear, prep my mise en plas till the KP shows up at 9, doors open for Brekkie at 9am and its hammer and tongs till last orders at 22:00
Mondays suck cause its all prep for the beasting we took all weekend.

You worked nightshift before lad?

How do I make the perfect fried egg?

any leeds bros want to go to the Day Without Us event tomorrow and ask them awkward questions ?

Fuck Brexit and fuck Brexit '''people''' desu.

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Im off till Thursday now.

screencapped your posts, enjoy your winnings or your brit/pol/ fame lad

god be with you

Whereabouts do you work? Lots of people that work in kitchens are coke heads

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I do nights sometimes, generally agree to that weeks before though.

Make sure to ask them about automation.

Last time I was in Britain, no one wanted to fly an English or even British flag.

>RACIST!!!

That was their cry.

Is this still true, given the Referendum vote?

Pre-Heat the pan, solves 90% of issues, also the secret to a perfect omelette.

6am - 10pm in a stress environment

i'd go off my head 2bh lad, don't think I could handle kitchen work

Convinced this guy is a ((())) in disguise. That's a very Jewish face

I see alot more St George flags flying.

I've been doing it for almost 6 months now, its nice.

butter into pan.
low heat.
leave it alone.
Back to prepping whatever the fuck is on your MEP.
wait for song on ipod to finish (standard track length is 3:30)
On to Jcloth to soak up some grease.
On to bun with broon sauce.
ib done.

TBQH most punters want "poached" so the bulk of morning trade is eggs benny, or "special" scramble
Where special scramble is whatever the fuck i have laying around in abundance from the weekends beasting chucked in. (typically chorizo and peppers or some shit)

So is Brexit happening or not?

Were you in London?

Traitors out reeeee.

I'll be there in deep cover unless it's raining or I can't be arsed

it's happening officially next month

just a couple more sleeps lads

youtube.com/watch?v=NIt3PM5DF_c
I love mogg

Not anymore.

how deep?

It wasnt really a brexit vote, it was a vote on if YKTD should be forced to get a job for once.

its fast paced, 14hrs seems like a long shift, but hnestly i dont have enough hours to get shit done.
The worst part of the ob is the paperwork.
The minions get on a cleandown and i sit at the bar and fill out rotas, temp control sheets, stock "flash reports" work out the GP.
This is after a day of being spanked like the redheaded stepchild so the adrenaline is wearing off and the beer you inevitably have at the bar hits your dehydrated body like a freight train.
Aside from the paperwork, the job is actually amazing, im thinking of hitting up Agency though cause the owner of this place is a bell end and with Agency work i could get landed anywhere in the UK and have a laugh without all the responsibilities.

>So is Brexit happening or not?
95!
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/ Brexit happening/country/za/

He should be reinstated to his GCHQ anti-Terror/LARP post immediately.
A future without YKTD is like a future without John Smith.

My grandmother was based

>a month to go until we begin the two year process of leaving the EU

>taking your trip off to link to the new thread
>taking your trip off to start the new thread
Reminds me of someone, but I can't remember who.

>Day Without Us
Ask them how they'll feel once over 50% of people are unemployed due to automation, quote the recent McKinsey report.

Probably reminds you of someone else knows how austistic some anonymongs act when triplords make new threads.

Normie shopper deep but there might be some people I know behind the stalls.

Sometimes.

The lefty salt just keeps on flowing these days, can't wait for all the protests.

at the precipice

JOIN

>Operation Sweden

NOW

Get ready for the northern meme war!

>anonymongs
>triplords
So you're going full on cunt mode then?

Just modelling himself on YKTD as per usual

That webm happens because Swedish law doesn't let you talk about an ongoing case, IIRC.
(Which isn't to say Sweden is uncucked, I just think it's interesting that the DM complies by blocking on *their* end.)

>not being able to read into ironic use of words

The Guardian is pretty edgy these days.

What is your opinion on that? On the plus side it makes for better news, being able to report on ongoing cases, but when people end up having their name dragged through the mud for no good reason it can really ruin lives.

>ironic
Is trying to be the new YKTD ironic as well?

How long is best to poach eggs? and how to make the best poached eggs?