BORDER PATROL

All Americans check-in.

Let's see them flags boys. Can't let these foreigners in here.

Do brits that legally entered and naturalized via military service count my dude?

Of course. Welcome my brother.

Absolutely.

Post freedom maker for proof.

are we ethnocentral or civic nationalists?

FL reporting lets round those beaners up and send them home.

thats how the first of us did it so of course

Ks in

Thats ccute do they make those for men?

Southern Illinois reporting in
#NotMyChicago

Checking in

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Jew York

Send help

Anyone who enters legally from a area that isn't a eternal war zone is welcomed with open arms.

AmeriKKKa sucks nigger dick

I swear I'm American, I just have Canadian Internet, please don't deport me.

>Amerimutts
>Ethnonationalists
Things that won't work here. We're best off pushing the Liberia meme for darkies.

Texas reporting in.

>Let's see them flags boys.

Florida checking in. Currently fucking an alligator between shitposts.

Americans are fat and stupid.

VIVA MEXICO

MAMA

How are you doing my fellow americans?

UR NOT TEXAS UR CHILE

Texas checking-in

Ready for duty.

Can we have a volunteer foreign legion?

Good. Now get out

UR NOT TEXAS UR CHILE

Battle born state reporting in.
Send help we are at war with the commies from Cali!

I call any job that lets me torture undesirables for information. I am a pro at that.

ayyyyy

wisconsin reporting

Mexican here

A us territory is good enough for me

Stay where you are and fight from the sidelines.

Nice full size i think it must be excited. Careful stroking it it might go off.

Amen

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i didn't think hi-points could get any uglier

Lol

Bong here let me through my old clay

Burger reporting for duty.

wouldnt you want to get the commonwealth back first?

Just came to bring this lemons, nothing to worry.

This guy gets it

Legal Hispanic reporting.

If it means poo in loo then no

READY THE CATAPULT FELLAS, WE GOT A LIVE ONE HERE!

wtf I hate Amerikkka now.

Muh big green weenie.

D-does he count guys?

Ay ay aaay! La migra! Corran huevones!

Can I come? I like your food and guns.

:3