You are on lunch-break from your high paying job when you are approached by a troubled young gentleman

You are on lunch-break from your high paying job when you are approached by a troubled young gentleman

>BIX NOOD MUTHAPHUCKA DUMP YO POCKETS OR I BLAST YOU FOOL

How do you handle the situation?

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By masturbating furiously.

politely ask him to repeat himself in understandable English.

Why is this always the best solution to encounters with from demons to muggers?

EYO HOL UP
>smacks lips
What youse tryin' to say is
>rolls up sleeves
What you BLM nigs is saying
>breathes heavily through gaped teeth
That we niggas can
>pulls up pants slowly falling back below the waistline
That we can like get sum
>snorts loudly through huge nostrils
Get sum of that you saying that
>holds BBC in hands and shakes it twice
Some finna regonizion
>eats skittles and KFC while having some grape drank
Hol up so u be sayin is
>licks teeth and grins
That this white boi cop hurr
>smacks lips profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP
>steals
SO U BE SAYIN
>gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
>eats a skittle
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
>checks for nearest KFC
U BE SAYIN
>collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
>licks teeth and smacks lips
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
>does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
>opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies in batton rogue
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer
WE GON BE
>dindu.nuffins
FINNA WE GON BE
>sucks air through teeth
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
>pulls up sagging pants
SO WE GON BE
>instinctively looks around for police
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE COP KILLERZ N SHIEET

>How rude! Good DAY to you sir, Hm!

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You don't have the time nor the opportunity to call the police during an aggression. That's why the anti guns saying "just call the police" instead of carrying a gun are a bunch of retards who can never be taken seriously.

I remember the basics of CQC

"Look out, he's got a grenade!"

oh thank god

make sure to shoot me in the heart, nigger

Give him money and shit and when he scurries off I draw and fire into his back.

Also

>letting niggers get close to you
Never relax

>unsheathes katana

I grab the slide and push towards him. Taking the pistol out of battery and unable to fire. I twist the barrel towards him. When it is pointed at his midsection I release the slide. He shoots himself in the gut and I wipe off my hands from his blood then go about eating my lunch in peace.

this is weird, i get the raping demons thing

He's fast!

Pull out my cock and ass-rape the nigger. Then take his gun away from the little bitch and send him home to his mammy in tears.

Yes I am. Don't interrupt my lunch.

This guy is lucky he caught me when my guard was down on break and managed to pull his gun. I would have just pulled out my own gun and shot him otherwise.

What does bix nood mean

Show him my safety pin and ask if he needs to talk about how I've oppressed him.

Have his babies!

We don't have subhuman trash in my country.

BRRRRAAAAAPPPPP

what the fuck would i be doing in what looks like a shithole? Why would I go there unprotected, without a bodyguard, or dressed in a fashion that makes me a target?

You seem to assume an awful lot.

TOP KEK

>jennings
yeah, i'll put down money he both misses, it jams, and upon trying to clear it he double feeds WHILE the extractor breaks

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT

shut the fuck up nigger

Proceed to dump my pockets, apologize profusely, get shot and die.

I screem in his ear high-pitched

and he shoots your white ass dead because you were willing to gamble your life away for what you were carrying at that moment

>smacks lips

my sides

Go back to the high school counseling office and tell them that she's still a slut and only likes ghetto baseball lil Wayne type boys

He'll probably shoot you after you give it to him because they don't give a fuck.

Holy shit is that an A10? It's fueling in mid air when did those things get modernized wow I love A10s now

>comply with the troubled vibrant youth of african decent
>create an opportunity for myself so that I can draw my gun
>get of target and shoot the good boy until he drops
>become the next Zimzam
>get acquited of al charges
>sell my gun online for 30,000 dollars down the line
Sounds like a good plan.

why hello there my good basketball American. please take my money, you deserve it; you and your kind have suffered immensely under the cruel heel of the white man for centuries. may I also give you a massage, sir? you look stressed out.

i really admire your culture and the tenacity you've showed to survive such oppression. I voted for Obama. TWICE. I'm an ally. BLACK LIVES MATTER, BLACK LIVES MATTER, BLACK LIVES MATTER!

Slap left, draw, dump mag.
Done and done.

>Dump my pockets immediately

He doesn't know I'm carrying a teaspoon

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