Dutch Toilet

You shit on the dry flat surface. It also smells horribly, too apparently because of it.

Explain this nordcucks?

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no splash back.

Saw that in Berlin
I guess water is expensive

Did you just get done cleaning that or something?

God I hate Sweden

I couldn't stomach having one of those in my house.

We don't have that

Agree

It's to have the smell make Jamal feel more at home

We don't have those. I know they use them in Austria.

Fuck off Sweden we're nowhere near that cucked

This

Germans are so autistic that they examine their shit for worms and signs of illness, probably with chopsticks or a special poop knife made for this purpose and hidden on their person

It's also possible that German men are so emasculated that they now shit from their vaginas

is this the cause or result of so many poo fetishists in europe?

Netherlands Yes!

It's the German way. If you drop the chunk in the water, it's more difficult to study.

used to rent a commieblock apartment with 1 of those.

always had a fear my balls and dick would touch the poo

I fucking hated using it.

Burger living in Germany here, these are the fucking worst. Have to scrub brush shit residue every damn time.

They actually reverse-Kanga. Look it up.

bees are attracted to honey

yurotrash are attracted to trash and shit.

>what is a few sheets of toilet paper sitting ontop of the water?

so it's true

satan is a leaf

>Austria gets triggered Australia

It's so you can examine your poop for god knows what
Germans and their fascination with feces is the root of all this.

I used to have one of those. Now i have a regular one and everytime i take a shit water splashes against my balls.

>picture related

>falling for the ceramic jew

Where do you get a regular one in the netherlands?!

A waste of paper.

Who the fuck made that and decided that was a good design for a toilet? Now the Japanese, they're on the cutting edge of toilet design and technology.

kek

>He doesn't inspect his massive logs with a sense of pride and accomplishment
I want Reddit to fucking leave.

((wasting)) your hook nose is showing.

what the fuck? does your shit come out at terminal velocity or something?

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>being this much of a jew about 2 sheets of toilet paper

I'm also proud of my brown baby boys but I want them to be reclined so they're more comfortable plus I want to see if they can withstand the great waterfall.

I've read that toilets with "inspection shelves" like that are common in Germanic countries because a traditional sausage-heavy diet makes it necessary to check for intestinal parasites.

That may be bullshit though.

>smells horribly

Sounds like the same argument cutfags make when trying to tell themselves
it was okay when their parents mutilated their genitals at birth.

>b-b-but muh hygiene

Just fucking clean it you fat lazy bastards.

Can't you fucking swallow your "Land over water" pride? Nobody really wants a fucking island, a sunken ship is the way to go.

Still better than the USA toilets.

They put so much water in the toilet I had to dry my ass and balls after every shit.

Indian toilets (when they exist) have the shit just sitting there until you flush, I just spend my entire time examining my own shit in detail. For example when I eat something oily, the shit comes out all black and slick. If you don't chew sweet corn properly, it comes out as good as new, you can basically wash it and eat it again. Wonder why that happens.

fuckin kek

>inspection shelves

Simple, really.
Since we take pride in anything we fabricate, even the biggest dump you'd ever take is a sign of great craftsmanship.

Not to mention if you miss something you can take the No2 bus to the DSS and check it out again

>take a massive fucking shit
>have to pause and cut the line because the shit gets stuck on the pooper-slab instead of trailing down into the water and going under
Explain this Eurofarts.

No wonder Europe is in fucking decline.

Shouldn't you be looking for a toilet to cuck your shits?

That's a stupid toilet design.

>Jamal takes a shit.
>Turns around and takes a look.
>Thinks it's his reflection
>SHIIIIET

It's because they have to check their stool for blood after all that vicious butt sex they're always filming and exporting.

>sitting down to shit
You really do this, woman?

Saw these everywhere when I visited the US. Literal shit tier design.

>skid marks every time
>water level so high my dick always sat in it
>have to flush multiple times to get rid of a big deuce

Saw those kind of toilets in a 4* hotel in Prague and some other hotels across Europe while on business trips.

Couldn't understand why would anyone, even a half retard design this.

Holy shit ha ha

They have those in the Netherlands, not in Belgium though.
I also don't get it why someone would buy them

Muh /fit/ diet gives me huge solid shits, those fuckers are like bricks.

>or a special poop knife made for this purpose and hidden on their person
>special poop knife
>"Our Fecal Inspection Tools are made with the highest grade surgical steel by top German engineers"

ZIZEK ON BOGS

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>or a special poop knife made for this purpose and hidden on their person
>special poop knife
>"Our Fecal Inspection Tools are made with the highest grade surgical steel by top German engineers"

>Inb4: "people with dutch tiolets are subhuman and need to be gassed first on the day of the fart"

Plz Naatsies dont gas us, we alsjo make goed Sjings in Holland. Goed old Rasjisjt motorsjeikel suspensjon for instans

I've watched an elephant take a shit right beside where I was shitting when I had to shit in the forest once. At least there was a stream of water I used to wipe.

It's something about the casing in the corn

>be american
>visit europe
>eat 27 hamburgers
>take a shit in eurotoilet
>so much shit stacks up it touches your anus

I am now one with the poo.

Drop a little bit of toilet paper in the toilet before you shit. The toilet paper slows the turds velocity down and with surface tension.

here is a video about it

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Germans have these too, that's fucking awful it can't use that kind of toilets if I'm not alone in the house

You understand how shallow is that plateau part?
Shit touching your ass isn't avoidable.

I was holding it in for almost two days.