Tonight's panel: >George Brandis - Attorney-General >Tanya Plibersek - Deputy Opposition Leader >Julian Burnside - Barrister and Human Rights Advocate >Piers Akerman - Political commentator >Michele Levine - CEO, Roy Morgan Research
Don't forget you can tweet along using #qanda and maybe get your comment on screen. You can also request a #factcheck if anything sounds suss.
Sorry for missing the past few weeks. I forgot what day it was last week and missed my alarm. To make it up to you, I've created a brand new bingo sheet for 2017. We've got most of the classics but I've added a couple new ones: virtue signalling (pretty self-explanatory), muh poor people (especially counts if they're only bringing up in the same vein as "think of the children!"), climate change (was on an older one but it's been popping up lately so I decided to revive it), questionable statistics (for when things actually do sound suss) and, my personal favourite, TAKE COVER SHE'S GONNA BLOW! as inspired by last week's events.
We'll try these ones out and see how they go. Hopefully we'll get some good results but if not I'll take suggestions at the end of the show.
Good to have you back Bingo qt. We were all worried about you.
How is your rash?
Oliver Davis
Good thread OP.
Samuel Nguyen
shit show as always lads. Can't wait.
Brandon Flores
Oh real thread
Anyway, redpill me on NXT
Ryan Peterson
I don't even watch any more. I just follow the thread.
Levi Scott
I'm not sure if I can handle it these week lads. I love a good rage as much as the next guy but things have been pretty bad at home lately.
tl;dr I'm out of booze.
Matthew Taylor
Who is piers akerman?
Grayson Phillips
I'm going alright, started a course. Get the feeling my JSP is gonna kick me off it to make me do WftD once my medical certificate is up though. Guess I'll see.
Jonathan Murphy
Anne Erin you have already demonstrated that you are completely resistant to red pills.
Xavier Smith
cocaine snorting Rupert Murdoch toady. Right wing but senile.
Thomas Reed
Lose the trip faggot.
Lucas Hernandez
>For 25 years the Labor-baiting columns and blogs of Piers Akerman in the Sydney Daily Telegraph have made him one of Australia’s best-known commentators. He is regarded as a trend-setter, in that conservative columnists are now common but were a rarity when Piers first burst into print.
Cameron Parker
Come on, how can you hate Burnside? He at least makes original or original-sounding arguments because he's mich more articulate than the average qanda lefty.
Hudson Turner
August haunts my thoughts and dreams. It is difficult to put into words the degree of lust she induces in me. It is evil, that a human could be so beautiful and yet so poisonous. She is a succubus, a Mephistophelian whore, yet she is also angelic.
This contradiction, I cannot explain. I love and despise you august.
Lucas Reed
Tony Jones is a fat annoying faggot.
Andrew Cooper
i didnt know jeff kenett is a seven west board member.
Evan Diaz
I missed last week, was the Lambi vs Islamwoman declared a carpet snake moment?
Justin Fisher
i'll take that as a comment
Michael Parker
>tfw channel 7 is going to die >tfw channel 9 is going to die
Jaxon Barnes
Burnside is a latte sipping bar fly that has probably sexually harassed more law clerks than he's had hot dinners.
He's the Waterstreet of public law. Celebrity first, barrister second.
Jaxson Turner
>tfw nothing of value was lost
Frankly I'm surprised its taken as long as it has
Easton Hall
Not even close.
I take a strong stand against carpet snake moment inflation and urge all other anons to do the same.
Ayden Gomez
Did you see Rove Mcmanus has started the Project in New Zealand, he was shilling it on our one. Poor kiwis.
Levi Johnson
>tfw media watch is buttslamming some jornos again
Juan Lee
Well, it got a 'wtf did I just hear?' out of me at least - which is kind of the definition of the Carpet Snake square.
Juan Taylor
You're just making shit up to substantiate an unsubstantiated character attack.
And he practiced private law for 95% of his career
Joshua Bell
does anyone else think that rove is a faggy?
Josiah Watson
>failed in Aus >failed in US >trying again in NZ baka desu
Ethan Ross
That good or bad?
Cooper Ward
Anybody got a link for this?
cant seem to find it on iview :(
Anthony Lopez
Is he a homosexual? Series question. I'm surprised he hasn't come out yet.
Oliver Thomas
good
Carter Wright
What's a carpet snake? Don't be mean to me as I was actually born in Australia.
Kinda sad, he's trying to break into the dying traditional media.
Julian Miller
I've always thought he was a bit of a tosser and never really understood what people found so likeable about him
Brandon Watson
First link dumb cunt
Kevin Wood
I want to get the job as one of the voice actors on Media Watch.
Josiah Green
Aussie slang for BAC ( Big Abo Cock ).
William Miller
I love me some qanda I hope there is another gumby on the panel
Ian Long
Fuck off
Chase Fisher
CSMs are incredibly resistant to attempts at market manipulation, there has not yet been a recorded instance of a sub-par CSM declaration. Sup Forums's logic is infallible as always
Levi White
Some aboriginal woman replied to a question with a rambling non sequitur story about the carpet snake iirc. Just means a panelist is backed into a corner and is spouting irrelevant bullshit while trying to appear authoritative.
A carpet snake is a reptile, I assume.
Andrew Price
This is the Carpet Snake Moment on a previous episode.
A completely insane comment that comes completely out of left field, named after a comment by an abo woman on the panel many moons ago where she claimed she was a carpet snake.
Brayden Barnes
You're a never-ending supply of health problems.
Carter Thomas
There are always newfags thinking every second sentence is a Carpet Snake Moment.
We need to be vigilant.
Nicholas Reed
My personal favourite is still "Submarines are the spaceships of the sea"
Adrian Lewis
>tfw mediabites will redpill millions on fuckbook
Wyatt Parker
Personally, I'm hoping for an early death.
Blake Martinez
...
Lincoln Gomez
heh the makeup bitch was powdering george's bald head
Lincoln Sullivan
Checked.
Hudson Nguyen
Here have this, but I also second 's motion.
Anthony Reyes
Nah cunt you're stuck with us fellas, you gotta do bingo every monday. It was an absolute shitshow last two weeks.
Gabriel Sanders
tonite will all be questions about trump from panicked uni students
Jack Lee
wahhhh year 12 is so hard suck it up faggot
Oliver Gomez
That was not a carpet snake moment.
Evan Watson
Just spotted a real life fucking giant
Hudson Martinez
>as a young female muslim i am terrified
Adam Perry
(((Human Rights)))
Tyler Thomas
Seriously? Fucking...
I demand a royal inquiry in to CSM corruption
James Morris
I don't know if I can stomach this lads
Hudson Evans
ayy who is this bowtie motherfucker
Leo Ramirez
Where Pauline Hanson @ lads?
Chase Foster
ITS STARTING KENTS
Kayden Turner
On tonight: a bunch of dumb people who lead our country in thought because we are really dumb.
Matthew Turner
Me neither, friend.
Jeremiah Edwards
lol
Nicholas Adams
I saw the next day after I remembered... I'm sorry.
Isaac Young
Dumb bitch is "ill" because she's obese and wants others money, calling it now
Michael Young
starting off with fat slag on welfare.
Jeremiah Kelly
Don't be sorry mate just taking the piss.
Jackson White
Suck it up, son. I've been doing this for over 4 years now.
Cooper Morris
I'd rather masturbate with a cheese grater, be less painful than watching QandA
Juan Morgan
more questions to fit their bullshit narrative. Disabillty pension, politician expenses.. wow.. the really big issues here.
Evan Jackson
BEING FAT IS NOT A DISABILITY
WHY PUMP OUT KIDS IF YOU ARE DISABLED
REEEE
Ian Morris
You shouldn't get DSP for being a fat cow
Elijah Green
these fucks are going to ruin everything,
The entitlements are a carrot to keep them honest.
Levi Evans
Daily reminder that Can-Do Campbell sold off a profitable government-owned organisation for a handful of millions because he disagreed with it ideologically.
Fucking traitor.
Carson Richardson
But not nearly as fulfilling
Alexander Jenkins
>Muh Disability Fat fuck can buy maccas daily but complains about no monies
Connor Robinson
>three exceptional kids
No mention of the father(s).
Evan Baker
>GIB FREE MONIES NOW PLZ
Adrian Hughes
That's a common pokemon.
Owen Jackson
Heeeerreeee we fucking go.
Justin Carter
i hate how these know it all uni students ask questions like they are really interested.
its a whole load of bullshit.
Jonathan Kelly
LISTEN TO MY PROBLEMS, THEY ARE IMPORTANT TO ME AND I CAN'T SEE HOW OR WHY NO ONE ELSE WOULD GIVE A FUCK
Jose Wright
>YOU CAN TRUST US TO PAY OURSELVES YES THEN WHY DO THESE "EXPENSES SCANDALS" KEEP HAPPENING YOU CUNT?
Liam Barnes
>muh disability
Also counts as a Muh Poor People in case anyone is wondering and playing along.
David Clark
fuckin NEETS ITT who don't want welfare
Adrian Sullivan
Yes good goy, keep worrying about pointless shit like politician expenses and gay marriage while we sell the country to China
Ayden Harris
>39% liberal >26% alp >10% green Literally only 36% left/"left". And they call this show biased.
Brayden Butler
You really should, but money should be earnt on a treadmill. $50 a km.
Isaac Turner
Whey-faced bogan breeders are a dysgenic menace to our country.
Liam James
She can't follow past the first sentence lel
Blake Cox
Politicians and dole blushers should both be gassed.
